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 Post subject: Vengeance is mine
PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:04 am 
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Driving to work this morning, I saw a very nice late model Lexus in the right lane at a stop light with 4 cars behind him with their blinkers on. As I pulled up, it really torqued me. Here is this smug son of a bitch, slicked back hair, tie on, about 60 years old, looking down his nose at the rest of the world, and not paying any mind to anything that doesn't involve him or his benefit.

I don't know why it pisses me off so much to see people do this. It is high up in my "pet peeve" order of offenses though. Right up there with texting while driving, and people speaking in half sentences when they are looking at their goddamned phone.

So, the light turns green, and we all go on our way, but then I come to the intersection of Webb Chapel and Royal, and I see the light turn yellow, then red, and there is nobody in the right lane. I look in my rear view and see the cocksucker in the lexus behind me, still in the right lane, and he puts on his blinker. Seeing this, I dive into the right lane and stop at the red light. He pulls up behind me, and is going nuts! Pointing, yelling, and making other hand motions (no honking or middle finger though). I gave him the "what?" hand signal several times before the light turned green and we parted ways.

Vengeance may be mine, but I wonder if that fuck even had the mind to put 2 and 2 together.

I hope it was one of you fuckers in the Lexus!


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:20 am 
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I hope it was one of you fuckers in the Lexus!


Ted is the only high brow Lexus driver here I believe.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 1:29 pm 
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I don't care what they say, road rage gets the blood flowing real good. That's got to be healthy with the adrenaline pumping and what not. I guess unless your obese and probably shouldn't be driving in the first place.

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 Post subject: Re: Vengeance is mine
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don keyballs wrote:

I hope it was one of you fuckers in the Lexus!


Ted is the only high brow Lexus driver here I believe.


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