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Author:  Rockme [ Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:10 pm ]
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Texas: Small Town Speed Traps Rake In Millions
Forty small Texas towns generated $178 million in speeding ticket revenue from 2000 to 2008.

Westlake fatality chartThe top forty speed traps in the state of Texas raked in a total of $178,367,093 in speeding ticket revenue between 2000 and 2008 despite having a combined population of less than 56,000 residents. Motorist Aren Cambre collected ticket issuance data from the state's Office of Court Administration to identify which towns generated the most revenue per capita from speeding tickets.

Cambre said "intellectual curiosity" drove him to analyze the records. He found that the town of Westlake issued an average of 38 tickets worth $4696 each year for every resident. The small community contracted with the Keller Police Department to have traffic units stake out Highway 114 to issue a high volume of tickets to drivers passing through the small town. Keller Police Chief Mark Hafner defended the ticketing practices as essential to reducing fatalities on that freeway.

"When we took over policing in 2002, Highway 114 had three to four fatals a year," Hafner told WFAA-TV in an interview. "In the last two years, we have not had a fatal accident on highway 114."

Cambre pulled the accident statistics for all of Westlake and for Highway 114 in particular. There were never more than two fatalities in any one year across the entire town. On Highway 114, there were a total of just three fatalities from 1996 to 2008. The number of fatalities did not change with the amount of tickets issued.

"I see no correlation," Cambre wrote. "Except maybe a lack of a correlation between fatal wrecks and tickets -- although I admit that you can't draw much of a conclusion from this limited data."
Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:21 pm ]
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Kinda explains the great economic boom Keller has experienced in the last 10 years. I've got a couple of friends that live in Keller and they swear the city govt is corrupt from top to bottom.
Author:  Tit Whistle [ Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:06 pm ]
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Gee, a corrupt government. Whoda thunk it?
Author:  jim jack [ Sun Mar 28, 2010 6:28 pm ]
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I've used a radar detector and will use one until I quit driving. Although I hear stories about certain types of RADAR evading detectors, my cheap Cobra does fine.

It saved my old ass about a week ago.
Author:  Rockme [ Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:52 pm ]
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Though long believed to be the hips-swivelingest, child-adoptingest, Miami-livingest, women-never-datingest straight pop star in town, Ricky Martin has revealed today, on his website, that he is a gay person who does gay things.

"I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am," he says at the end of a long missive on the site. Congrats, Ricky! What a nice change from this quote from back in the day:

If I were gay, why not admit it?...I am a normal man. I love women and sex. I am a real hot-blooded Puerto Rican, but I have never been attracted by sex with a man.

Anyway, we know that this is terribly surprising and that many people's entire worldview will be forever altered because of this event, so we have counselors on hand in case you need to talk or cry or just sit together and reflect.
Author:  rowdyhatinwalt [ Mon Mar 29, 2010 6:38 pm ]
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Mallard Toss wrote:
I've been pulled over by Southlake cops more times than I've had hot dinners. SPD is OK, but watch out for the Keller PD. As Sweet Greggo's friends correctly advise, they are a bunch of crooked motherfuckers. A lawyer friend of mine makes a mint each year acquitting poor bastards that were falsely arrested for DWI made by the KPD for alleged moving violations. When in Keller, Westlake, Trophy Club and Roanoke, driver beware...especially on TMS days.

:babyarm: I've heard Roanoke is right up there with Southlake.
Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Mon Mar 29, 2010 6:48 pm ]
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More than a few times have I had one of Keller's finest follow me to 170 after leaving Up N Smoke. Think of how much fun it is driving down a 2 lane blacktop with faded stripes and no street lights after you've downed a couple or 8 and having johnny law chomping at the bit waiting for you to weave over the line. Motherfuckers just sit next to the parking lot and wait for people to leave the bar. Motherfuckers.
Author:  Trained Goucho [ Mon Mar 29, 2010 8:45 pm ]
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Prairie House in Roanoke has better bbq and sides than Up in Smoke
Author:  rowdyhatinwalt [ Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:10 pm ]
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Trained Goucho wrote:
Prairie House in Roanoke has better bbq and sides than Up in Smoke

Prairie House is kick'em ass.
Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:11 pm ]
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Up N Smoke doesn't suck. If Mark is still working the bar he'll take care of you. They got a shitload of beer on tap. The food is pretty damn good, too. I'm not saying it's the best but it doesn't suck.

If you want the coldest beer and the best bbq in tarrant county go to the smoke pit.
Author:  Tit Whistle [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:20 am ]
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Ok seriously, no one gives a shit about tarrant county.
Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:42 am ]
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No one that doesn't like bbq apparently. :???:
Author:  Tit Whistle [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:48 am ]
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bbq = awesome but Dickey's > tarrant county bbq
Author:  Diello [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:14 am ]
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Tit Whistle wrote:
Dickey's > tarrant county bbq


I used to love you.
Author:  Tit Whistle [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:25 am ]
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Diello wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
Dickey's > tarrant county bbq


I used to love you.

Shh, I'm not serious. I'm just pulling gam's dick...wait.
Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:27 am ]
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hey now.
Author:  Diello [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:07 am ]
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Tit Whistle wrote:
Diello wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
Dickey's > tarrant county bbq


I used to love you.

Shh, I'm not serious. I'm just pulling gam's dick...wait.


I love you again.
Author:  bigboy [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:26 pm ]
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Sweet Greggo wrote:
If you want the coldest beer and the best bbq in tarrant county go to the smoke pit.


If you like your waitresses scantily clad and just this side of skanky, then the Smoke Pit is your place. Plus they have bolo. Any decent bbq place must have bolo on the menu.
Author:  Tit Whistle [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:16 pm ]
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Mallard Toss wrote:
bigboy wrote:
Sweet Greggo wrote:
If you want the coldest beer and the best bbq in tarrant county go to the smoke pit.


If you like your waitresses scantily clad and just this side of skanky, then the Smoke Pit is your place. Plus they have bolo. Any decent bbq place must have bolo on the menu.


The skanky, scantily clad waitress I certainly understand and thank you very much for that.

On the otherhand, I know of the bolo knife, a bolo tie, the bolo punch and Bolo from "Enter the Dragon", but WTF is the food menu item you call "bolo"?

I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts.

He might be talking about bolo soup or bolo cereal.
Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:25 pm ]
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I've eaten there many times but I'll admit I have no idea wtf a bolo is.
Author:  Diello [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:17 pm ]
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It's slow smoked and dry rubbed gorilla meat.
Author:  bigboy [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:27 pm ]
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bolo = bologna
Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:37 pm ]
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bigboy wrote:
bolo = bologna

Oh hell yeah! I forgot all about that. It's something like 3/4" slice of smoked bologna on white bread... damn, that shit is good.
Author:  Tit Whistle [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:44 pm ]
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Sweet Greggo wrote:
bigboy wrote:
bolo = bologna

Oh hell yeah! I forgot all about that. It's something like 3/4" slice of smoked bologna on white bread... damn, that shit is good.

Aw hell, I had some of that smoked in Memphis one time. That's damn good eatin'.
Author:  bigboy [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:56 pm ]
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2 things that indicate that you are at a real bbq place: bolo is on the menu and baked potatoes are not.
Author:  Stu [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:23 pm ]
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Smoked bologna is good eats.
Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:50 pm ]
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Mallard Toss wrote:
bigboy wrote:
2 things that indicate that you are at a real bbq place: bolo is on the menu and baked potatoes are not.


:babyarm:

Thanks for the edification. Bologna and BBQ beef? Really???
Sorry.. but my initial reaction is O-S-C-A-R.

Never tried it, but your collective opinions about it makes it sound like it's worth giving it a go. Thanks.

Not bologna AND beef, hoss. Just a big ol slab of bologna by itself. It's some damn good eatin'.
Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:16 pm ]
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Mallard Toss wrote:
Sweet Greggo wrote:
Mallard Toss wrote:
bigboy wrote:
2 things that indicate that you are at a real bbq place: bolo is on the menu and baked potatoes are not.


:babyarm:

Thanks for the edification. Bologna and BBQ beef? Really???
Sorry.. but my initial reaction is O-S-C-A-R.

Never tried it, but your collective opinions about it makes it sound like it's worth giving it a go. Thanks.

Not bologna AND beef, hoss. Just a big ol slab of bologna by itself. It's some damn good eatin'.


I'll take your word for it and give it a try. "Big ol' slab of bologna by itself"...not gonna bulsh you, it doesn't sound that appetizing.

Slap some mayo on it, whitey.
Author:  Tit Whistle [ Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:18 pm ]
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Sweet Greggo wrote:
Mallard Toss wrote:
Sweet Greggo wrote:
Mallard Toss wrote:
bigboy wrote:
2 things that indicate that you are at a real bbq place: bolo is on the menu and baked potatoes are not.


:babyarm:

Thanks for the edification. Bologna and BBQ beef? Really???
Sorry.. but my initial reaction is O-S-C-A-R.

Never tried it, but your collective opinions about it makes it sound like it's worth giving it a go. Thanks.

Not bologna AND beef, hoss. Just a big ol slab of bologna by itself. It's some damn good eatin'.


I'll take your word for it and give it a try. "Big ol' slab of bologna by itself"...not gonna bulsh you, it doesn't sound that appetizing.

Slap some mayo on it, whitey.

Mayo? WTF shit is that?
Author:  Stu [ Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:20 pm ]
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Tit Whistle wrote:
Sweet Greggo wrote:
Mallard Toss wrote:
Sweet Greggo wrote:
Mallard Toss wrote:
bigboy wrote:
2 things that indicate that you are at a real bbq place: bolo is on the menu and baked potatoes are not.


:babyarm:

Thanks for the edification. Bologna and BBQ beef? Really???
Sorry.. but my initial reaction is O-S-C-A-R.

Never tried it, but your collective opinions about it makes it sound like it's worth giving it a go. Thanks.

Not bologna AND beef, hoss. Just a big ol slab of bologna by itself. It's some damn good eatin'.


I'll take your word for it and give it a try. "Big ol' slab of bologna by itself"...not gonna bulsh you, it doesn't sound that appetizing.

Slap some mayo on it, whitey.

Mayo? WTF shit is that?

WTF
Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:24 pm ]
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Tit Whistle wrote:
Sweet Greggo wrote:
Mallard Toss wrote:
Sweet Greggo wrote:
Mallard Toss wrote:
bigboy wrote:
2 things that indicate that you are at a real bbq place: bolo is on the menu and baked potatoes are not.


:babyarm:

Thanks for the edification. Bologna and BBQ beef? Really???
Sorry.. but my initial reaction is O-S-C-A-R.

Never tried it, but your collective opinions about it makes it sound like it's worth giving it a go. Thanks.

Not bologna AND beef, hoss. Just a big ol slab of bologna by itself. It's some damn good eatin'.


I'll take your word for it and give it a try. "Big ol' slab of bologna by itself"...not gonna bulsh you, it doesn't sound that appetizing.

Slap some mayo on it, whitey.

Mayo? WTF shit is that?

It's a condiment that white republicans put on their sandwiches, made from oil and eggs. I know, crazy right?
Author:  bigboy [ Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:25 pm ]
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Mayo on bbq bologna? What.the.fuck?
Author:  cap [ Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:37 pm ]
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Tit Whistle wrote:
Sweet Greggo wrote:
Mallard Toss wrote:
Sweet Greggo wrote:
Mallard Toss wrote:
bigboy wrote:
2 things that indicate that you are at a real bbq place: bolo is on the menu and baked potatoes are not.


:babyarm:

Thanks for the edification. Bologna and BBQ beef? Really???
Sorry.. but my initial reaction is O-S-C-A-R.

Never tried it, but your collective opinions about it makes it sound like it's worth giving it a go. Thanks.

Not bologna AND beef, hoss. Just a big ol slab of bologna by itself. It's some damn good eatin'.


I'll take your word for it and give it a try. "Big ol' slab of bologna by itself"...not gonna bulsh you, it doesn't sound that appetizing.

Slap some mayo on it, whitey.

Mayo? WTF shit is that?

He really screwed USC
Author:  cap [ Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:47 pm ]
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http://www.macnewsworld.com/story/Apple ... 1270071430
Author:  Rockme [ Sun Apr 18, 2010 12:42 am ]
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http://www.philly.com/philly/news/homep ... _says.html

Robbins and his parents say they learned of the technology Nov. 11 when a Harriton assistant principal confronted the teen with an image collected by the tracking software.

Robbins has said one image showed him with a handful of Mike and Ike candies - which the administrator thought were illegal pills.

The family's lawyers have argued that neither Blake nor many of the other students whose laptop cameras were activated had reported those laptops missing or stolen. According to the motion, an unspecified number of laptops were being tracked because students had failed to return computers or pay a required insurance fee.
Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Sun Apr 18, 2010 10:17 am ]
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Amazing that town doesn't appear to be as outraged as you'd think. There have even been "support the school" campaigns. That's fucked up.

This is Ich's worst nightmare come true, btw.
Author:  Ichabod [ Sun Apr 18, 2010 10:20 am ]
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Authorities cannot handle the responsibility that comes along with technology. They always rationalize its abuse.
Author:  Trained Goucho [ Sun Apr 18, 2010 10:26 am ]
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Mike and Ike candies really took jelly beans to the next level.
Author:  Tit Whistle [ Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:07 am ]
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Trained Goucho wrote:
Mike and Ike candies really took jelly beans to the next level.

:babyarm: They succeeded where Good & Plenty failed.
Author:  rowdyhatinwalt [ Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:46 pm ]
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Tit Whistle wrote:
Trained Goucho wrote:
Mike and Ike candies really took jelly beans to the next level.

:babyarm: They succeeded where Good & Plenty failed.

I bet they saw to it lots of muslims were impaled
Author:  bigboy [ Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:47 pm ]
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rowdyhatinwalt wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
Trained Goucho wrote:
Mike and Ike candies really took jelly beans to the next level.

:babyarm: They succeeded where Good & Plenty failed.

I bet they saw to it lots of muslims were impaled


I bet a lot of sand niggers wailed.
Author:  rowdyhatinwalt [ Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:55 pm ]
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bigboy wrote:
rowdyhatinwalt wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
Trained Goucho wrote:
Mike and Ike candies really took jelly beans to the next level.

:babyarm: They succeeded where Good & Plenty failed.

I bet they saw to it lots of muslims were impaled


I bet a lot of sand niggers wailed.


shit, I bet a bunch of prairie niggers sailed.
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