RemoveRowdy
http://removerowdy.com/forum/

Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports
http://removerowdy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=4563
Page 2 of 4

Author:  Tit Whistle [ Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

Wow. I may have to start watching tennis. :boggle:

Author:  bigboy [ Sun Apr 10, 2011 10:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

You sure about that, chief?

Image

Author:  Tit Whistle [ Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:30 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

I would.

Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:02 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

jim jack wrote:
Clay court season has begun, and the lovely Caroline Wozniacki won the Family Circle Cup in Charleston, SC.

I love her so much.

Image

Is she the one that sounds like she's in the throws of ecstasy whenever she hits the ball?

Author:  cap [ Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:07 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

what does that sound like? :cry:

Author:  Diello [ Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

Have you ever thought about getting a handjob from a pro female bowler? Think about the arm strength. She'd stand over top of you and try to start you like a lawn mower.

Author:  jim jack [ Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

My students are wondering what is so funny.

Author:  jim jack [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

Wimbledon is in the fourth round now, and much of the hoopla is over the stinking Williams sisters, who are making their way through their easy draw. This is Serena's first major since the cut foot incident of last year.

Both got beat today.

:twirl:

In other news, the lovely Caroline Wozniacki lost. Hoob is sad about this.

Author:  cap [ Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

^rooted for Mexico in the Gold Cup^

Author:  jim jack [ Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

It appears that Rory McIlroy and the lovely Caroline Wozniacki might be an item.

http://sports.yahoo.com/tennis/blog/bus ... ten-wp2331

He had better take good care of that, uh, I mean, her.

Author:  cap [ Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:43 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

jim jack wrote:
It appears that Rory McIlroy and the lovely Caroline Wozniacki might be an item.

http://sports.yahoo.com/tennis/blog/bus ... ten-wp2331

He had better take good care of that, uh, I mean, her.

Hmmm. He broke up with his long time girlfriend and didn't win the Open. Why don't people learn from history?

Author:  jim jack [ Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

Forbes Magazine has released the top 10 highest-paid female athletes. Income figures include salaries, prize money, endorsements, appearance fees and exhibitions earned between July 2010 through July 2011.

1. Maria Sharapova – tennis, $25 million
2. Caroline Wozniacki – tennis $12.5 million
3. Danica Patrick – Nascar $12 million
4. Venus Williams – tennis $11.5 million
5. Kim Clijsters – tennis $11 million
6. Big Ass Serena Williams – tennis $10.5 million
7. Kim Yu-na – figure skating $10 million
8. Li Na – tennis $8 million
9. Ana Ivanovic – tennis $6 million
10. Paula Creamer – golf $5.5 million

Author:  Tit Whistle [ Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

They could earn a lot more if they learned how to throw a curveball.

Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Wed Aug 03, 2011 6:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

List is bogus. Arod makes like 28 mil a year.

Author:  cap [ Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

Sweet Greggo wrote:
List is bogus. Arod makes like 28 mil a year.

:D

Author:  jim jack [ Sat Aug 20, 2011 11:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

I see that Kim Clijsters has withdrawn from the U.S. Open. It is thought that this will open the door for Big Ass Serena to win.

I wonder if she ever Googles Big Ass Serena. Here's the first link I got when I did it. A link where she admits she has a big ass.

http://youbeenblinded.com/serena-willia ... ig-ass/219

Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

bootylicious indeed.

Author:  jim jack [ Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

Wow. Tennessee's Pat Summitt has been diagnosed with dementia and it is the Alzheimer's kind. She's only 59.

She has rubbed me the wrong way because she spends more time working refs than coaching players, but I really hate this in the biggest of ways. It's really terrible. Her son encouraged her to go public with it.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/womens-bas ... ee-summitt

Author:  jim jack [ Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

Hee HEE!

I appears that Andy Roddick and John McEnroe are having a little feud. Supposedly Andy wouldn't go on ESPN unless Mac was removed from the room. I have always hated McEnroe and am loving this.

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/20 ... open-suite

Author:  cap [ Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

jim jack wrote:
Hee HEE!

I appears that Andy Roddick and John McEnroe are having a little feud. Supposedly Andy wouldn't go on ESPN unless Mac was removed from the room. I have always hated McEnroe and am loving this.

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/20 ... open-suite

roddick is a bitch. If McEnroe wants a blow job, Roddick should blow.

Author:  jim jack [ Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

Wozniacki beat Svetlana Kuznetsova in 3 sets. The dirty commie had her down 1 set to none and was winning set two 4-2 and about to win game five. It was over, I thought. But the lovely Dane came back and won the set in miraculous fashion and then won the third set 6-1.

Chris Evert said a lot of this was due to Wozniacki's conditioning. I do know this; the other player looked dead tired at the end.

Author:  jim jack [ Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

Dang it. Big Ass beat Wozniacki in straight sets in the semifinals.

In the finals, she squared off against the Aussie Samantha Stosur and Big Ass got squashed in straight sets. She also acted like a spoiled brat, arguing with the chair umpire and getting deducted a point for being a bitch. Too bad, big ass.

BTW, Stosur is in my "would not" category. I'm guessing that the feeling is mutual.

Author:  bigboy [ Sat Nov 26, 2011 12:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

Here's a little holiday treat to get Hoob's bicycle pants doing cartwheels:

http://youtu.be/qrfGHwPnG2U

Author:  jim jack [ Sat Nov 26, 2011 12:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

One of your best posts in a long time. I'll be back in a minute.

Author:  bigboy [ Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:25 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

More material for Hoob:

http://youtu.be/MOEeyke8bm8

Author:  jim jack [ Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

I'm at work. Should I wait until I get home to see this?

Author:  bigboy [ Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

Only if your students will get offended by seeing you rub one out. It's just more shenanigans from the same match.

Author:  jim jack [ Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

Dayum. That was awesome. I love her even more.

Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

Image

Author:  cap [ Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

that doesn't look very aerodynamic

Author:  jim jack [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 6:22 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

Goodbye, Big Ass.

http://sports.yahoo.com/tennis/news?slu ... ralianopen

Author:  Tit Whistle [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:18 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

That pic of the Russian chick is begging for a Photoshop.

Author:  jim jack [ Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:35 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

Wozniacki loses to an injured Kim Clijsters yesterday in Melbourne. It means that Wozniacki's run as number one is over. It was generally agreed that she didn't deserve it.

I hate when my two faves have to play each other.

Author:  Tit Whistle [ Sun Jan 29, 2012 8:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

Tit Jr got some free passes to see the NBA D-league team in Frisco so we went last night. Not bad for minor league hoops, but they had the worst Humble Billy starter kit motherfucker on the PA all night. He was so obnoxious shouting "D!" every time they were on defense that I started rooting for the other team. Tit Jr didn't pay much attention to the game as he was busy trying to get autographs from all the cheerleaders. Made me proud.

Author:  TerdFerguson [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:07 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

A long time ago when I was just a wee lad I remember my family going to some gym, church, or synagogue type place for some dancing exhibition and they had a bunch of guys and gals doing some kind of whirly twirly dance where the girls dresses would flare out and and expose their bloomers every time the guy spun them around but having never seen a girls undergarments, I thought I was seeing the most risque panties ever. I swore I felt like I just discovered the meaning of life as I laid on the floor on my stomach so I could look up even with an even better vantage point all the while concealing the most rigid 3" boner you had ever seen.

Author:  Tit Whistle [ Sat Feb 25, 2012 3:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

Titette had her first soccer game of the season today. There are only enough girls signed up for two teams in Wylie, so they have them play some games against teams from Garland. They got their asses kicked today since it was basically white girls vs. the Fruitpicker Nacionalistas. Fringe sport observation: Mexicans take their futbol REALLY seriously.

Author:  cap [ Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

Tit Whistle wrote:
Titette had her first soccer game of the season today. There are only enough girls signed up for two teams in Wylie, so they have them play some games against teams from Garland. They got their asses kicked today since it was basically white girls vs. the Fruitpicker Nacionalistas. Fringe sport observation: Mexicans take their futbol REALLY seriously.

two words Fast pitch softball

Author:  Tit Whistle [ Sat Feb 25, 2012 7:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

She used to play that but the local league sucked.

Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Mon Feb 27, 2012 10:01 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

cap wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
Titette had her first soccer game of the season today. There are only enough girls signed up for two teams in Wylie, so they have them play some games against teams from Garland. They got their asses kicked today since it was basically white girls vs. the Fruitpicker Nacionalistas. Fringe sport observation: Mexicans take their futbol REALLY seriously.

two words Fast pitch softball


that's four words duh

Author:  cap [ Mon Feb 27, 2012 11:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

Sweet Greggo wrote:
cap wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
Titette had her first soccer game of the season today. There are only enough girls signed up for two teams in Wylie, so they have them play some games against teams from Garland. They got their asses kicked today since it was basically white girls vs. the Fruitpicker Nacionalistas. Fringe sport observation: Mexicans take their futbol REALLY seriously.

two words Fast pitch softball


that's four words duh

it was divisible by two day

Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Mon Feb 27, 2012 11:22 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

cap wrote:
Sweet Greggo wrote:
cap wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
Titette had her first soccer game of the season today. There are only enough girls signed up for two teams in Wylie, so they have them play some games against teams from Garland. They got their asses kicked today since it was basically white girls vs. the Fruitpicker Nacionalistas. Fringe sport observation: Mexicans take their futbol REALLY seriously.

two words Fast pitch softball


that's four words duh

it was divisible by two day

Any number divided by two equals two so I guess you're right

Author:  jim jack [ Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports

Brittney Griner had a two-handed dunk today. Usually women's dunks are dumb-looking. This one wasn't.

After the dunk, she scratched her balls.

Page 2 of 4 All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group
http://www.phpbb.com/