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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports
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Wow. I may have to start watching tennis. :boggle:


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You sure about that, chief?

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Clay court season has begun, and the lovely Caroline Wozniacki won the Family Circle Cup in Charleston, SC.

I love her so much.

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Is she the one that sounds like she's in the throws of ecstasy whenever she hits the ball?

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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports
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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports
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Have you ever thought about getting a handjob from a pro female bowler? Think about the arm strength. She'd stand over top of you and try to start you like a lawn mower.

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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports
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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports
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Wimbledon is in the fourth round now, and much of the hoopla is over the stinking Williams sisters, who are making their way through their easy draw. This is Serena's first major since the cut foot incident of last year.

Both got beat today.

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In other news, the lovely Caroline Wozniacki lost. Hoob is sad about this.


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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports
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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports
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It appears that Rory McIlroy and the lovely Caroline Wozniacki might be an item.

http://sports.yahoo.com/tennis/blog/bus ... ten-wp2331

He had better take good care of that, uh, I mean, her.


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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports
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It appears that Rory McIlroy and the lovely Caroline Wozniacki might be an item.

http://sports.yahoo.com/tennis/blog/bus ... ten-wp2331

He had better take good care of that, uh, I mean, her.

Hmmm. He broke up with his long time girlfriend and didn't win the Open. Why don't people learn from history?

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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports
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Forbes Magazine has released the top 10 highest-paid female athletes. Income figures include salaries, prize money, endorsements, appearance fees and exhibitions earned between July 2010 through July 2011.

1. Maria Sharapova – tennis, $25 million
2. Caroline Wozniacki – tennis $12.5 million
3. Danica Patrick – Nascar $12 million
4. Venus Williams – tennis $11.5 million
5. Kim Clijsters – tennis $11 million
6. Big Ass Serena Williams – tennis $10.5 million
7. Kim Yu-na – figure skating $10 million
8. Li Na – tennis $8 million
9. Ana Ivanovic – tennis $6 million
10. Paula Creamer – golf $5.5 million


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They could earn a lot more if they learned how to throw a curveball.


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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports
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List is bogus. Arod makes like 28 mil a year.

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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports
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List is bogus. Arod makes like 28 mil a year.

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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports
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I see that Kim Clijsters has withdrawn from the U.S. Open. It is thought that this will open the door for Big Ass Serena to win.

I wonder if she ever Googles Big Ass Serena. Here's the first link I got when I did it. A link where she admits she has a big ass.

http://youbeenblinded.com/serena-willia ... ig-ass/219


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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports
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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports
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Wow. Tennessee's Pat Summitt has been diagnosed with dementia and it is the Alzheimer's kind. She's only 59.

She has rubbed me the wrong way because she spends more time working refs than coaching players, but I really hate this in the biggest of ways. It's really terrible. Her son encouraged her to go public with it.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/womens-bas ... ee-summitt


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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports
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Hee HEE!

I appears that Andy Roddick and John McEnroe are having a little feud. Supposedly Andy wouldn't go on ESPN unless Mac was removed from the room. I have always hated McEnroe and am loving this.

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/20 ... open-suite


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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports
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Hee HEE!

I appears that Andy Roddick and John McEnroe are having a little feud. Supposedly Andy wouldn't go on ESPN unless Mac was removed from the room. I have always hated McEnroe and am loving this.

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish/20 ... open-suite

roddick is a bitch. If McEnroe wants a blow job, Roddick should blow.

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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports
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Wozniacki beat Svetlana Kuznetsova in 3 sets. The dirty commie had her down 1 set to none and was winning set two 4-2 and about to win game five. It was over, I thought. But the lovely Dane came back and won the set in miraculous fashion and then won the third set 6-1.

Chris Evert said a lot of this was due to Wozniacki's conditioning. I do know this; the other player looked dead tired at the end.


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Dang it. Big Ass beat Wozniacki in straight sets in the semifinals.

In the finals, she squared off against the Aussie Samantha Stosur and Big Ass got squashed in straight sets. She also acted like a spoiled brat, arguing with the chair umpire and getting deducted a point for being a bitch. Too bad, big ass.

BTW, Stosur is in my "would not" category. I'm guessing that the feeling is mutual.


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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports
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Here's a little holiday treat to get Hoob's bicycle pants doing cartwheels:

http://youtu.be/qrfGHwPnG2U

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One of your best posts in a long time. I'll be back in a minute.


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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports
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More material for Hoob:

http://youtu.be/MOEeyke8bm8

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I'm at work. Should I wait until I get home to see this?


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Only if your students will get offended by seeing you rub one out. It's just more shenanigans from the same match.

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Dayum. That was awesome. I love her even more.


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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports
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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Observations of Fringe Sports
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Goodbye, Big Ass.

http://sports.yahoo.com/tennis/news?slu ... ralianopen


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That pic of the Russian chick is begging for a Photoshop.


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Wozniacki loses to an injured Kim Clijsters yesterday in Melbourne. It means that Wozniacki's run as number one is over. It was generally agreed that she didn't deserve it.

I hate when my two faves have to play each other.


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Tit Jr got some free passes to see the NBA D-league team in Frisco so we went last night. Not bad for minor league hoops, but they had the worst Humble Billy starter kit motherfucker on the PA all night. He was so obnoxious shouting "D!" every time they were on defense that I started rooting for the other team. Tit Jr didn't pay much attention to the game as he was busy trying to get autographs from all the cheerleaders. Made me proud.


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A long time ago when I was just a wee lad I remember my family going to some gym, church, or synagogue type place for some dancing exhibition and they had a bunch of guys and gals doing some kind of whirly twirly dance where the girls dresses would flare out and and expose their bloomers every time the guy spun them around but having never seen a girls undergarments, I thought I was seeing the most risque panties ever. I swore I felt like I just discovered the meaning of life as I laid on the floor on my stomach so I could look up even with an even better vantage point all the while concealing the most rigid 3" boner you had ever seen.


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Titette had her first soccer game of the season today. There are only enough girls signed up for two teams in Wylie, so they have them play some games against teams from Garland. They got their asses kicked today since it was basically white girls vs. the Fruitpicker Nacionalistas. Fringe sport observation: Mexicans take their futbol REALLY seriously.


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Titette had her first soccer game of the season today. There are only enough girls signed up for two teams in Wylie, so they have them play some games against teams from Garland. They got their asses kicked today since it was basically white girls vs. the Fruitpicker Nacionalistas. Fringe sport observation: Mexicans take their futbol REALLY seriously.

two words Fast pitch softball

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She used to play that but the local league sucked.


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cap wrote:
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Titette had her first soccer game of the season today. There are only enough girls signed up for two teams in Wylie, so they have them play some games against teams from Garland. They got their asses kicked today since it was basically white girls vs. the Fruitpicker Nacionalistas. Fringe sport observation: Mexicans take their futbol REALLY seriously.

two words Fast pitch softball


that's four words duh

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Sweet Greggo wrote:
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Titette had her first soccer game of the season today. There are only enough girls signed up for two teams in Wylie, so they have them play some games against teams from Garland. They got their asses kicked today since it was basically white girls vs. the Fruitpicker Nacionalistas. Fringe sport observation: Mexicans take their futbol REALLY seriously.

two words Fast pitch softball


that's four words duh

it was divisible by two day

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cap wrote:
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cap wrote:
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Titette had her first soccer game of the season today. There are only enough girls signed up for two teams in Wylie, so they have them play some games against teams from Garland. They got their asses kicked today since it was basically white girls vs. the Fruitpicker Nacionalistas. Fringe sport observation: Mexicans take their futbol REALLY seriously.

two words Fast pitch softball


that's four words duh

it was divisible by two day

Any number divided by two equals two so I guess you're right

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Brittney Griner had a two-handed dunk today. Usually women's dunks are dumb-looking. This one wasn't.

After the dunk, she scratched her balls.


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