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 Post subject: Hoob's Olympic Hate Thread
PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:43 pm 
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Some Georgian guy got kilt training on the luge. We are off to a treeemendous start here.


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I know this makes me gay but I like the Olympics. Summer is better than winter but I'll still watch.


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I started hating the winter games because I can't deal with judging any more. I think inconsistent rulings in short track speed skating pushed me over the edge.

Mrs. Hoob loves the Olympics, both summer and winter. I love her, but not her damn Olympics.

Tune in for more hate later, my beloveds.


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Hockey fans pissed off over NBC decision to put U.S. vs. Canada hockey on MSNBC.

Story here

So, ice dancing and some other crap get on the big station and the Olbermann network gets to show the U.S. lose to the Canucks. People are crying about it. I actually agree with NBC on this one.

My answer will be to watch neither of these.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:33 pm 
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Why do third world countries get the olympics, but chicago can't?

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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Olympic Hate Thread
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cap wrote:
Why do third world countries get the olympics, but chicago can't?


The left would say it is world resentment for GWB's actions in the previous 8 years.

The right would say it was Obama's arrogance that doomed us.

Since the site of these games were determined before either of these fuckburgers took office, both sides are wrong.

Love, Hoob.

P.S. I just made all of that crap up.


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I'd say because the IOC is so corrupt it'd make the NCAA look like fucking Mormons by contrast.
The Olympics goes to whatever country gives those fuckers all the money, add-ons, etc.


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rowdyhatinwalt wrote:
I'd say because the IOC is so corrupt it'd make the NCAA look like fucking Mormons by contrast.
The Olympics goes to whatever country gives those fuckers all the money, add-ons, etc.


Yes, I agree with that.

But I just wanted to use the word fuckburgers in my response.


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cap wrote:
Why do third world countries get the olympics, but chicago can't?

Last I checked Chicago didn't have any mountains to ski down.

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jim jack wrote:
rowdyhatinwalt wrote:
I'd say because the IOC is so corrupt it'd make the NCAA look like fucking Mormons by contrast.
The Olympics goes to whatever country gives those fuckers all the money, add-ons, etc.


Yes, I agree with that.

But I just wanted to use the word fuckburgers in my response.


^Hoob's term for the fat chicks who are drunk and horny at his gigs^


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Sweet Greggo wrote:
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Why do third world countries get the olympics, but chicago can't?

Last I checked Chicago didn't have any mountains to ski down.


Which is why they made a bid for the Summer games, genius.

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Man, I saw the video of the luger who got killed yesterday. That poor bastard never knew what hit him!

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Ya know, Hoob, this winter Olympics stuff might not be so bad after all!

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I dig the winter games. Skiing and shit looks really cool in HD. Plus I find the snow bunny-type chicks hotter than the all-thigh sprinters and oblong-bodied gymnasts in the summer games.


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Figure skating makes me want to stab myself in the penoos.


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Diello wrote:
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cap wrote:
Why do third world countries get the olympics, but chicago can't?

Last I checked Chicago didn't have any mountains to ski down.


Which is why they made a bid for the Summer games, genius.

Try to get it more.

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or somesuch wrote:
Figure skating makes me want to stab myself in the penoos.


:babyarm:


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Tit Whistle wrote:
I dig the winter games. Skiing and shit looks really cool in HD. Plus I find the snow bunny-type chicks hotter than the all-thigh sprinters and oblong-bodied gymnasts in the summer games.

and the tranny 'women' marathon runners.


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Wait a sec... are there judges in the ski long jump? Don't you just have to jump the farthest? Does style really matter?

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Sweet Greggo wrote:
Diello wrote:
Sweet Greggo wrote:
cap wrote:
Why do third world countries get the olympics, but chicago can't?

Last I checked Chicago didn't have any mountains to ski down.


Which is why they made a bid for the Summer games, genius.

Try to get it more.


Try posting less.

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Figure skating makes me want to stab myself in the penoos.

men's?

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Diello wrote:
Sweet Greggo wrote:
Diello wrote:
Sweet Greggo wrote:
cap wrote:
Why do third world countries get the olympics, but chicago can't?

Last I checked Chicago didn't have any mountains to ski down.


Which is why they made a bid for the Summer games, genius.

Try to get it more.


Try posting less.

Try a low sodium diet.

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Figure skating makes me want to stab myself in the penoos.


Any woman who can pull her leg up backwards behind her head makes me want to stab her with my penoos! :twisted:

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Sweet Greggo wrote:
Diello wrote:
Sweet Greggo wrote:
Diello wrote:
Sweet Greggo wrote:
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Why do third world countries get the olympics, but chicago can't?

Last I checked Chicago didn't have any mountains to ski down.


Which is why they made a bid for the Summer games, genius.

Try to get it more.


Try posting less.

Try a low sodium diet.


I've seen your pictures. You can't tell anyone to diet, fatty.

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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's Olympic Hate Thread
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Stop judging the Olympics based on the events and consider for a moment that all the women take showers and use the bathroom. Just visualize that for a second and you'll come around.


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Sweet Greggo wrote:
Wait a sec... are there judges in the ski long jump? Don't you just have to jump the farthest? Does style really matter?


And that's why I like ski jumping, one of the few events that are worth a crap.

HOWEVER, to watch this event, we have to suffer through a 12 minute special interest story about how some guy is jumping for the memory of his dog Zeke that once pulled him out of a well. I hate those things so much. Ain't worth it.


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It's going to be a tense plane ride back to Korea. :smile:

You have one Korean with a gold medal and 2 others with bruises on their asses after wiping each other out and losing the Silver and Bronze.... effectively giving them away to the Americans. I think separate seating will be arranged, if not separate flights!

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It's going to be a tense plane ride back to Korea. :smile:

You have one Korean with a gold medal and 2 others with bruises on their asses after wiping each other out and losing the Silver and Bronze.... effectively giving them away to the Americans. I think separate seating will be arranged, if not separate flights!


According to Mrs. Hoob, the top two stories from last night were 1. Ohno 2. the Korean crash.


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i hope there aren't any samuri swords around, or those dudes might perform harry carry.

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Ya know, Hoob, this winter Olympics stuff might not be so bad after all!

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I cracked up yesterday at a couple of people around the country who defended NBC's telecast, saying that the broadcast was 98 percent action now and the human interest stories were gone. Let me quote the great Deacon Jones:

"That's a lie."

Just passing through the living room yesterday I saw two of them. They just do it differently now to trick the sheep. No, they no longer to they take a camera out to Ames, Iowa to show the well that Zeke pulled Timmy out of. Now they tell the story about it while the ski jump is in the background.


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i hope there aren't any samuri swords around, or those dudes might perform harry carry.


HHey everybody!


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I enjoyed some of that mogul skiing this weekend. And sorry, but they did a human interest story on some douchebag Canadian who now skis for Team Australia. He lost the gold to a Canadian. Made me happy for the Canucks.


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I couldn't believe how fast those guys go. When I encounter moguls I traverse the mountain. They go straight down.


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glad they put x games type stuff in the olympics. those are fun to watch.

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I enjoyed some of that mogul skiing this weekend. And sorry, but they did a human interest story on some douchebag Canadian who now skis for Team Australia. He lost the gold to a Canadian. Made me happy for the Canucks.

I got a little choked up when the guy talked about his brother.

Glad the inventor of spam emails did not win.


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I enjoyed some of that mogul skiing this weekend. And sorry, but they did a human interest story on some douchebag Canadian who now skis for Team Australia. He lost the gold to a Canadian. Made me happy for the Canucks.

That dude sounds like one sorry douche. Not only did he leave his home country and compete under another flag, but the fucker makes money on filling up your inbox with penis enlargement ads. What a fuckstick.

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Holy crap, the whole announcement team for figure skating is balling over the married couple from china.

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Holy crap, the whole announcement team for figure skating is balling over the married couple from china.

Whoa now, I can get into the winter games, but only pickle-chuggers watch figure skating.


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Tit Whistle wrote:
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Holy crap, the whole announcement team for figure skating is balling over the married couple from china.

Whoa now, I can get into the winter games, but only pickle-chuggers watch figure skating.

whatever. it's a beautiful thing.

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