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I saw that Little E was coming to town. We welcome any and all dark skinned peoples of the world. Just be sure and leave when the game is over.


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Do you have any bunk space in the slave quarters at Variable Plantation just in case the bus breaks down?

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If that bus breaks down they better hope it's in far north Burleson, ie. Everman. VariaTara is all stocked up.


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If they'll wear tiny cowboy hats, they should blend in well in Everman.

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Screw all that. I'm gettting pumped up for some Edmund Fitzgerald talk!!


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No-E and I drove all the way to Brownwood top watch the Weatherford Kangaroos compete in their first playoff appearance since 1999. If any of you want to know how it turned out, just picture the Texas vs. Kansas game, and substitute Weatherford for Kansas.

Abilene High completely destroyed us 49-14. Weatherford was fortunate to make the playoffs because we were pretty average. Our 7-3 record included wins over football jugernauts like Paschal, Granbury and Brewer. Abilene High was ranked #6 in the state and was 10-0 going into the game.

Abilene's offense was unstoppable as they pretty much scored at will. We dropped 5 DB's back to prevent them from passing, so they just hammered us between the tackles. Weatherford scored twice in the 4th quarter when they took their back-ups out and put in their JV defense.

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I wonder if No E gave them as much shit as he did the Jacksox. Eh, probably not. They had more than one win.
speaking of no e, has he emailed any more, er, things, lately?


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Brazos Valley Pee Wee Football Super Bowl:

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Burleson Major 3 (11-1) vs. Grandbury Major 2 (12-0) @ Aledo High School, 8:00pm.


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Damn. I couldn't find the score of the game in the paper. Thanks, Tard.

GO LOBOS!

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Damn. I couldn't find the score of the game in the paper. Thanks, Tard.

GO LOBOS!


You better call and make sure everybody made it home OK.


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variable wrote:
Brazos Valley Pee Wee Football Super Bowl:

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Burleson Major 3 (11-1) vs. Grandbury Major 2 (12-0) @ Aledo High School, 8:00pm.


Granbury...

When is the Battle of the Brazos?

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variable wrote:
Brazos Valley Pee Wee Football Super Bowl:

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Burleson Major 3 (11-1) vs. Grandbury Major 2 (12-0) @ Aledo High School, 8:00pm.


Granbury...

When is the Battle of the Brazos?


Saturday. (i always spell grandbury wrong :urgh:)


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Brazos Valley Pee Wee Football Super Bowl:

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Burleson Major 3 (11-1) vs. Grandbury Major 2 (12-0) @ Aledo High School, 8:00pm.


Granbury...

When is the Battle of the Brazos?


Saturday. (i always spell grandbury wrong :urgh:)

I.N.

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KICKASS!! It should be a great game. This is our first time to be in the super bowl game.


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I wonder if No E gave them as much shit as he did the Jacksox. Eh, probably not. They had more than one win.
speaking of no e, has he emailed any more, er, things, lately?


He is banned from e-mail; however, he and a couple of his buddies have utilized the $0.37 postage stamp. They got hold of my digital camera and took a close-up picture of an unidentified person's balloon knot. They then got on the computer, added text to the picture, printed several color copies and anonymously mailed them to their friends (including a select few girls).

Imagine the surprise when an unsuspecting 13-year-old opens a letter and finds full-page picture of a brown-eyed spider with the word "TAINT" emblazoned across the top.

Needless to say, several of his friends parents opened their children's mail and were less than impressed...

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Can I make him an honorary captain?


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I wonder if No E gave them as much shit as he did the Jacksox. Eh, probably not. They had more than one win.
speaking of no e, has he emailed any more, er, things, lately?


He is banned from e-mail; however, he and a couple of his buddies have utilized the $0.37 postage stamp. They got hold of my digital camera and took a close-up picture of an unidentified person's balloon knot. They then got on the computer, added text to the picture, printed several color copies and anonymously mailed them to their friends (including a select few girls).

Imagine the surprise when an unsuspecting 13-year-old opens a letter and finds full-page picture of a brown-eyed spider with the word "TAINT" emblazoned across the top.

Needless to say, several of his friends parents opened their children's mail and were less than impressed...


Shit, that little fucker impressed the hell outta me with that.


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What's this postage stamp thing you speak of?


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Don't encourage him...

It was bad enough when everyone was a "fag" and everything was "gay"; now he refers to his friends as douchebags. Anyone who does not meet his standards of kickassness is refered to as "Gina". (short for vagina)

Example: In his last football game, one of his friends was injured and came out of the game for a few plays. When I asked him what happened to Tanner, he responded with, "That little douchebag got hurt, I think he strained his vag or something..."

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Don't encourage him...

It was bad enough when everyone was a "fag" and everything was "gay"; now he refers to his friends as douchebags. Anyone who does not meet his standards of kickassness is refered to as "Gina". (short for vagina)

Example: In his last football game, one of his friends was injured and came out of the game for a few plays. When I asked him what happened to Tanner, he responded with, "That little douchebag got hurt, I think he strained his vag or something..."


gen-i-us. :D


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Elmer Wayne Williams wrote:
Don't encourage him...

It was bad enough when everyone was a "fag" and everything was "gay"; now he refers to his friends as douchebags. Anyone who does not meet his standards of kickassness is refered to as "Gina". (short for vagina)

Example: In his last football game, one of his friends was injured and came out of the game for a few plays. When I asked him what happened to Tanner, he responded with, "That little douchebag got hurt, I think he strained his vag or something..."


check that, i need him for pre-game pep talk.


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Don't encourage him...

It was bad enough when everyone was a "fag" and everything was "gay"


So basically, you're saying we all act like 13-year-olds around here.


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Damn. I couldn't find the score of the game in the paper. Thanks, Tard.

GO LOBOS!


You better call and make sure everybody made it home OK.
Everybody made it home safe. A couple of black players had razor blades in their shoes when they got them out of the lockers, and after the game a few were kidnapped and had gasoline poured on them, but nothing serious.

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Sounds like variabear had a busy Saturday night.

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Uh-oh. According to texasfootballratings.com, 8-3 Little Elm is picked to lose to 5-5 Iowa Park this weekend.


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Burleson Major 3 (11-1) vs. Grandbury Major 2 (12-0) @ Aledo High School, 8:00pm.


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Brazos Valley Pee Wee Football Super Bowl:

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Burleson Major 3 (11-1) vs. Grandbury Major 2 (12-0) @ Aledo High School, 8:00pm.


:stress:


I couldn't make it. I had the "Mother of All Garage Sales" last weekend and was way too tired to go.

What happened? Did the mighty elk not pummel the efeminate eye-patch wearing sailors?

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We got beat 12-6. Those kids fought their asses off against a stacked to the max team. We threw an interception in the endzone at the end of the game that would have tied it up and would have won it with a good two point conversion. It was a pretty cool experience though for everybody.


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Did you go home, get drunk, and whip your kid with stories about how great you would have it now if things had gone your way back in '86?

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