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 Post subject: My Tiger weenie is roaring and spitting right now
PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:59 pm 
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And thanking the good, sweet, clean lord Heyzus that I have the day off tomorrow. :twirl:

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Golf = gay.

Flying by it today, I heard whichever queer commentator actually compare Tiger and his drama-queen sore knee to an NFL lineman. Nascar has more athletes than golf.

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I was hoping that Rocco and his two livers would win, but that was a cool ending.

I hate to be the doodoo in the hamburger, but that course was about as interesting as the TWU course.


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Diello wrote:
Golf = gay.

Nascar has more athletes than golf.


This is why he is a top 5 posteur.


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I hate to be the doodoo in the hamburger, but that course was about as interesting as the TWU course.


:babyarm:

I could easily score a 115 on that course

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And thanking the good, sweet, clean lord Heyzus that I have the day off tomorrow. :twirl:

quasi play by play?

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I went home and watched the last hour or so and that was fucking amazing. That might have been the best tournament I have watched. What the hell was wrong with the course? I thought the setup was great. Lots of holes that force you to make decisions like the short par 4 that was reachable off the tee. I thought that was a great idea. And the finishing hole was kick ass. You could be 1 down and still win it with eagle. Even the average length players could make it in 2. I think Rocco did on Friday or Saturday.


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I could easily score a 115 on that course


Score a 115 at Pecan Hollow first and then we'll talk.


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that was neato. glad my workers didn't show up today. watched most of it on my neighbor's couch watching her 52" high def.

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that was neato. glad my workers didn't show up today. watched most of it on my neighbor's couch watching her 52" high def.

:twirl: meso!!!!! :twirl:

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i did zero work for about an hour refreshing a Sports Illustrator blogsite that was giving play by play updates. I tuned in around hole 17 and stayed until the end. I wish I could have watched it, but it was exciting nonetheless reading a blog of someone watching it.

i love the innerbet.

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Look out that window, Cap.

i'm looking real hard

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We'll have to do this early as I have a wedding to go to late afternoon.


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Congrats, Beavis. :cry:

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Congrats, Beavis. :cry:


Why would ted be going to that wedding, and not me?


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Congrats, Beavis. :cry:


Why would ted be going to that wedding, and not me?

whew!

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 Post subject: Re: My Tiger weenie is roaring and spitting right now
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I think Tiger should fart on camera at every tourney he plays.


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The cockiest person in golf is Steve Williams.


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What a daring shot that Yang hit on 18. He deserved to win.


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The cockiest person in golf is Steve Williams.


I gotta go with Yang. He even wore a cock on his shirt. That proves it.


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This is a restricted club, Yang, so don't tell them you're Jewish.


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Oh, no, Tiger. Say it isn't so.

http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/enquirer- ... girl-27124

Hoob.


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They're quoting The Enquirer, so who knows if it's true or not. One thing is for sure, he should have pulled a MJ and bought a baby to leave all his shit to without the hassle of a wife. If all this is true she's gonna have one helluva pay day. Dumb coblinasian.

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Uh oh.

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All of the articles I've read say he was seriously injured, but the latest report is that he was released after being treated for lacerations to the face. No details on how bad the cuts are though, maybe he lost a nose.

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Sooooo much speculation as to what the truth of this one really is.


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Sounds like Elin kicked his ass and then chased down his Escalade with a golf club in hand.

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Sounds like Elin kicked his ass and then chased down his Escalade with a golf club in hand.

:babyarm:

I was going out of my mind yesterday watching the idiots on CNN have a roundtable about how this was going to affect Tiger's future in golf. Not ONE DETAIL has been released about the incident. These people would talk for 2 minutes at a time and say absolutely nothing.

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The govt was going to give Tiger a gold medal for playing golf so good, but now they're not. So I guess they'll have to use that tax money for something more productive, like killing brown people.

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Wait a sec...Tiger is brown. :shock:


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There are a bunch of non-clutch players at the Open.


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Stu wrote:
There are a bunch of non-clutch players at the Open.


It's like watching an NBA game. Nobody can make a shot.


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Well, we knew the Tiger sex tape thing was false, and now the whore that claimed it has filed for bankruptcy.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2 ... bankruptcy

By the way, the only video I could find of her on youporn was from something called herfirstfatgirl.com (NSFW). It ain't pretty:

http://www.youporn.com/watch/431677/dev ... full&pos=1

What in the hell is wrong with these people.


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I thought about this thread this afternoon when I found out his "special announcement" was only about agents and marketing. The Musers had four possibilities for what it might be. Obviously their (and my) guesses were wrong.


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Stu wrote:
The cockiest person in golf is Steve Williams.


Saw this on Twitter a few minutes ago and it made me giggle:

Stevie Williams now 4 under. Adam Scott continues to cheer him on!

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Tiger didn't do too well at the Masters. Bubba Watson hit a shot that we will be seeing for awhile and I loved it.

I thought back on the Tee Box Saturday morning when they discussed who had a chance to win. Arnett said that Bubba didn't putt well enough to win. The Anus said he could. The Anus was right.

I can't believe I'm agreeing with something the Anus said. That guy is never right.


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Tiger didn't do too well at the Masters. Bubba Watson hit a shot that we will be seeing for awhile and I loved it.

I thought back on the Tee Box Saturday morning when they discussed who had a chance to win. Arnett said that Bubba didn't putt well enough to win. The Anus said he could. The Anus was right.

I can't believe I'm agreeing with something the Anus said. That guy is never right.

I saw Arnett at Grapevine Muni on Friday. He dresses like a fag for golf

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Tiger didn't do too well at the Masters. Bubba Watson hit a shot that we will be seeing for awhile and I loved it.

I thought back on the Tee Box Saturday morning when they discussed who had a chance to win. Arnett said that Bubba didn't putt well enough to win. The Anus said he could. The Anus was right.

I can't believe I'm agreeing with something the Anus said. That guy is never right.

I saw Arnett at Grapevine Muni on Friday. He dresses like a fag for golf


dressing like a fag > dressing like a homeless person


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