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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2011 8:18 pm 
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rare 2 handed dunk by senor dirk!

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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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2011 will be forever known as the year that Dirk grew a pair.

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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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Shoot, and I had 500k bumper stickers printed that say "Dirk grew a pair in 2011" :(

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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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I think I would root for the Spurs over the Heat. I never root for the Spurs.


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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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Whoever scores the most points will win.


Fuck. It's over then.


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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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Is there a chance that both teams will play hard?

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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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The Mavs will play hard. The Heat doesn't need to since David Stern already paid off the refs.


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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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The Heat doesn't need to since David Stern already paid off the refs.

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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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No rebounding whatsoever. That will be the demise of the Mavs.


Good while it lasted though!

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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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I'm rooting for the Mavs.


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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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Van Gundy is an idiot.

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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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You talking about how he said Chalmers wasn't out of bounds?


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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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yeah. dude's a dipshit.

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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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The defense has been good on both sides but both teams have also missed some pretty makable shots. Rebounding is absolutely killing the mavs.

Wade's m.o. the last couple of games is basically sleep for 45 minutes then go on a tear for the last 3 and LeBron has been money in the clutch. If the mavs can't get any distance point wise, they will get killed in the final minutes.

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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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Yeah, because the Mavericks don't have a single player capable of stepping it up at the end of a close game, right?

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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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Yeah, there's Dirk and then "who's gonna step up tonight?". It hasn't been a question for Miami. LeBron and Wade have dominated the final minutes with crazy shooting.

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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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Welp, there's your phantom foul on Wade.

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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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Fuckin James is gonna be the death of the Mavs.

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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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It would be nice if Peja would earn his paycheck this game.

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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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Miller had Marion in a fucking headlock, Van Gundy, you fucking idiot.

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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2011 10:32 pm 
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James and Wade are good.


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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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I told my work buds Heat in 5. Fuck that, it's gonna be a sweep. Can't stop em.

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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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It's one game, cap.


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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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Yep. 1st game of the sweep.

Peja was terrible. Barea wasn't effective. Terry was okay but he's gotta get more than 12. Chandler got burned quite a few times. Overall defense was pretty good.

But the real killer is rebounds. If the Mavs can't figure out how to keep Miami from getting second chances then it doesn't matter what else happens.

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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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Yep. 1st game of the sweep.

Peja was terrible. Barea wasn't effective. Terry was okay but he's gotta get more than 12. Chandler got burned quite a few times. Overall defense was pretty good.

But the real killer is rebounds. If the Mavs can't figure out how to keep Miami from getting second chances then it doesn't matter what else happens.

Are you saying we're not getting a parade?


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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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Yep. 1st game of the sweep.

Peja was terrible. Barea wasn't effective. Terry was okay but he's gotta get more than 12. Chandler got burned quite a few times. Overall defense was pretty good.

But the real killer is rebounds. If the Mavs can't figure out how to keep Miami from getting second chances then it doesn't matter what else happens.


Guess there's no need for you to watch or post then.


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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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My luck with watching the finals is horrible. Every time I tune in I get treated to announcers with dinguses in hand, masturbating furiously while talking about the big 3.

I'm sure they don't do that the entire time, it's just me.


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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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When is Dirk gonna learn to play taller?


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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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No play-by-play by bandwagon Gam. Mavs win. Coincidence.

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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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No play-by-play by bandwagon Gam. Mavs win. Coincidence.


That little gnat better stay away the rest of the series.


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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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They played flawless for 6 minutes, but that's not going to work again. Kidd sucked. Those turnovers were awful. Chandler only had 13/7, but he does so many little things. His boxing out led to Dirk's, Marion's and Kidd's boards. Peja's series may be over.


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 Post subject: Re: 2011 Playoffs
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Hurry up and review the fucking Hurt Locker already.


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In 2006, Wade's flop on the last shot would have been called. Looked like a soccer dive.

Dirk's fourth quarter was simply amazing. I almost threw my cat through the tv at how pathetic Terry was most of the 2nd half.


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