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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2013
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You don't really think this is a tough thing, do you? His fastball was topping out at 88. The Rangers have at least 7 guys I would put out there before Colby. The only reason he got a 1 year deal in the first place was a thank you for the postseason success. He's probably done, but I wouldn't mind another 1 year deal in the offseason to give him another chance.


I was hoping he could help as a reliever.

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Feliz in September? Not with the luck they're having with returning pitchers.

btw Nathan striking out the side last night was impressive.

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Elvis flipped the bat last night like he hit a bomb.


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Elvis flipped the bat last night like he hit a bomb.

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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2013
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Here's a lot of numbers about Yu that you guys will probably dig.

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They sure as shit aren't good now.


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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2013
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Ben and Skin lament about the Rangers still in the hunt

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This team needs Josh Hamilton.


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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2013
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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2013
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It was the balls, brah

It had nothing to do with the balls and everything to do with CJ not being able to pitch in high pressure situations. If the Rangers weren't having such a problem with consistency scoring runs that game could have gotten REALLY ugly.

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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2013
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It was the balls, brah

It had nothing to do with the balls and everything to do with CJ not being able to pitch in high pressure situations. If the Rangers weren't having such a problem with consistency scoring runs that game could have gotten REALLY ugly.


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"They were good," Ogando said. "I don't know what was going on with C.J.'s balls."


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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2013
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Feasting on the tears from the fuckers at Angelswin.com. They just knew the Angels would win one and knock out the Rangers. Oops.


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I can't imagine how much the Angels fans hate the Rangers right now.


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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2013
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Feasting on the tears from the fuckers at Angelswin.com.


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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2013
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David Price is great, but the Rangers seem to hit him so well, which is almost as unexplainable as their numbers against Felix. Nellie has a fresh batch of HGH in him, so this should be fun. I'd put Nellie at DH and keep Gentry in LF.


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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2013
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I'd put Nellie at DH and keep Gentry in LF.


:babyarm: whatever keeps murphy out of the lineup

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I'd put Nellie at DH and keep Gentry in LF.


:babyarm: whatever keeps murphy out of the lineup

i agree with Gam and somey.

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I'd put Nellie at DH and keep Gentry in LF.


:babyarm: whatever keeps murphy out of the lineup

i agree with Gam and somey.

This will fail now


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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2013
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I can't imagine how much the Angels fans hate the Rangers right now.

:babyarm: The Angels were 74-69 not counting the Texas games. So much hate.


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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2013
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Feasting on the tears from the fuckers at Angelswin.com.


Got any highlights?


I think there was a funnier thread from the walkoff game, but I'm too lazy to look it up. Today someone started a thread titled, "Die Rangers!" and that made me laugh.

Yesterday was one called, Good job being the Rangers doormats, Angels. Included in it was:

Hopefully Scioscia gets the Lane Kiffin treatment and then this team does...I don't know what the hell they can do, this is a gigantic ****ing mess that's not looking like it's getting fixed anytime soon.

I'm guessing this team will find the course of action that makes the most sense and do the exact opposite though. Arte has a tradition to uphold.

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I'm just glad Cleveland won out. Hopefully the Rays will take care of the Rangers.

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Astros and Angels should get a percentage of the Rangers playoff share...

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We are the Rangers' bitch.

To paraphrase Pedro Martinez, they are our daddies.

Did we win a single game in Arlington this year?

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April 6th.

That's it.

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Angels go out like a lamb. Can't even take one from the Rangers to be a spoiler.

Time for changes with this club.

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This isn't a 2013 thing...they've owned us since 2010...has not be a competitive series....

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That's it, I'm done with him. Up until this very moment I've thought otherwise, but goddammit dude.
What the hell did you guys 'go after', huh? You rolled over like a bunch of pussies and let the Rangers walk all over you.
One game. ONE GAME IS ALL YOU NEEDED TO WIN, out of four.
**** you, Scioscia.
Get somebody in here who can light a fire under this team's ass, and call a spade a spade.
You played like dog shit. Own up to it, puss cake.

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I'm not sure which I appreciate more, the Angels contribution to my Rangers this weekend or AJ Happ for his great pitching effort against the Rays, but I thank the Angels team for laying down for the Rangers this weekend. It helped my favorite sports team overcome a number of unfortunate injuries and suspension this year to live another day. I'm looking forward to the rest of the season and the postseason.

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I'm looking forward to the Rays kicking your favorite team's ass tomorrow so the Rangers can hit the golf course instead of the postseason.

Just like my favorite team.


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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2013
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I saw that Rangers fan posting over there and thought he sounded lame.

The Angels fans are funnier.


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This play-by-play guy has a more annoying voice than Busby.

Price was pretty cold blooded with that pick off move. He worked over Elvis on that.


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Yep. Elvis was a dead duck. Good jorb by Loney, too.


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Wow, off the bat, I did not think that was even close to a HR.


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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2013
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The fifth best season in franchise history. Fire everyone.

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:D

Seriously, with all that went on this year, they did well to finish as high as they did.


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