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 Post subject: Rangers 2012
PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:07 pm 
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anybody get lucky enough to get opening day tickets? I got Saturday's game, but didn't win the lottery

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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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I'd rather have Yu's first game than opening day tickets. Opening day tickets are overrated.


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PADMY kills the no hitter for Yu. This has all happened before and this will all happen again.

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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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I'd rather have Yu's first game than opening day tickets. Opening day tickets are overrated.


:babyarm: I bought tickets for the 3rd and 4th games since he's likely to pitch in one of those 2.

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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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I'd rather have Yu's first game than opening day tickets. Opening day tickets are overrated.


:babyarm: I bought tickets for the 3rd and 4th games since he's likely to pitch in one of those 2.

he's slotted for 2nd

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Got tickets for that one too.

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PADMY kills the no hitter for Yu. This has all happened before and this will all happen again.


She died giving birth though.


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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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Magic number update?

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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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First place Texas Rangers


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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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Joe Nathan sucks.


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The offense sucks for loading up the bases and taking a shit in the 8th.

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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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The offense sucks for loading up the bases and taking a shit in the 8th.

The Rangers don't suck, pal

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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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They are swinging at so many first pitches, you would think Rudy's back. I think they have one BB in two games - don't quote me on that. Last night, they were hitting them hard. Chicago had them played perfect most of the time. They'll be fine.


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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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If you would have told me Yu would go into the 6th and end up with the win after that first inning I would have called you crazy.

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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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Rangers and Kinsler agree to 5 year extension worth 75 million. That is a fucking bargain compared to today's standards.


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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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this is good news.

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Rangers and Kinsler agree to 5 year extension worth 75 million. That is a fucking bargain compared to today's standards.


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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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Feliz as a starter su...wait a minute. He kicks ass.

I know. It was against the M's. But it's still a win.


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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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:babyarm:

I'm in a Facebook comment fight with a dumbass friend that's convinced that Beaven threw at Napoli because of the foul call on the previous pitch.

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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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You could see Beaven cringe when the ball hit Nap. No way he meant to do that. Also the catcher bent over to check on Nap when he fell. It was just a pitch that got away from Beaven, nothing more.

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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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because of the foul call on the previous pitch.


what.the.fuck?


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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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I still have doubts about Feliz, but I admit he pitched a pretty good game last night.

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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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I fear Adams, Ogando burning out....Wash can't use them to much, too fast...

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Adams and Ogando are averaging about 13 pitches per appearance. I think Wash has this under control.

And I gave up arguing with the guy saying it was intentional after he said I obviously didn't watch the game if I disagreed. We all know that, if you're going to throw for a guy's earhole, it's always best to go with a can't-miss 78 mph breaking ball.

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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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Ogando threw 169 innings last season. That will probably get cut in half unless he has to move to the rotation.


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He needs to take Yu's spot

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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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jim jack wrote:
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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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Well, Motherfuck.


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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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jim jack wrote:
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Joe Nathan sucks.


They might as well be putting Darren Oliver out there.

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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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Ichabod wrote:
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Joe Nathan sucks.


They might as well be putting Darren Oliver out there.


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No, TAG, I'm not going to give the Mariner hitters any fucking credit. They suck. Everybody who knows what a baseball is knows this.


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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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Feliz making me nervous > Nathan making me nervous

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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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Rangers are 4-2....I've been to 2 games so far, both losses :banghead: And Joe Nathan Sucks

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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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He does great when you're not there. Just sayin'.


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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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He does great when you're not there. Just sayin'.


I agree with both statements.

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 Post subject: Re: Rangers 2012
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Between the half hearted call of Hamilton's monster HR and Mitch Williams's obsession over Michael Young winning gold gloves at 3 different positions, I'm going to call this broadcast crew more failed than the Rangers crew.


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