Texas Rangers 2015

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:09 am

They should put him in the stands selling beer and peanuts. That's the only reason he's back here anyway.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

I'm surprised he wants to return to the place where he killed a dude.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:44 am

Tit Whistle wrote:

I'm surprised he wants to return to the place where he killed a dude.

I was thinking about that this morning. You know, even though the accident wasn't his fault AT ALL, most people in his situation would be pretty affected by the whole thing. I bet POSH hasn't thought of it one time after he posed for a photo op with the dead dad's kid. Well, maybe he has, but I don't like him so I will continue to think bad about it him.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Tit Whistle wrote:

I'm surprised he wants to return to the place where he killed a dude.

Can we get a meme or something going for that? Like the CJK5H one?

cap · **Posted:** Mon Apr 27, 2015 3:39 pm

It's good to hear that voice

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Tue May 05, 2015 10:06 pm

Sweet Greggo wrote:

Rangers are going all the way this year!

cap · **Posted:** Wed May 06, 2015 8:12 am

The Josh signing is immediately paying off

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Wed May 06, 2015 8:23 am

cap wrote:

The Josh signing is immediately paying off

I thank the good lord baby jebus that He has returned!

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Thu May 07, 2015 9:12 am

Impressive series, Mr Rangers.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

https://youtu.be/F_f8l2RRKko

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Thu May 07, 2015 12:21 pm

The whole division is shitty. I don't buy the Astros success for one second. They'll go on an 0-15 run and sink right back down to the bottom with the rest of us.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

I don't believe in the Astros either. They got hot and they're better than they've been in recent years, but they ain't ready for a run yet.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Thu May 07, 2015 2:29 pm

You guys should have a sports podcast.

cap · **Posted:** Thu May 07, 2015 2:37 pm

or somesuch wrote:

You guys should have a sports podcast.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

Set it up, somey.

cap · **Posted:** Thu May 07, 2015 3:20 pm

The Tit and Nitwit show
The Yank and Shank show
The Jew and Athiew show
The Ham Sandwich show
The Jacksock show

or somesuch · **Posted:** Fri May 08, 2015 8:39 am

cap wrote:

The Josh signing is immediately paying off

Technically they lost 7 of 9 after it was announced, so I wouldn't say "immediately".

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Fri May 08, 2015 10:13 am

cap wrote:

The Tit and Nitwit show
The Yank and Shank show
The Jew and Athiew show
The Ham Sandwich show
The Jacksock show

The Sweet Tit Show

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

They are doing better, but I am afraid that this is fool's gold.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

jim jack wrote:

They are doing better, but I am afraid that this is fool's gold.

What am I saying? Of course it's fool's gold. We are happy on the days that Wandy Rodriguez pitches.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Adam J. Morris ‏@lonestarball 27m27 minutes ago

Ross Detwiler going to the d.l. means the Rangers now have 7 starting pitchers on the disabled list.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

The Ross Ohlendorf windup cracks me up.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Wed May 20, 2015 9:45 am

Hamilton is killing it right now in the minors. I'm very curious to watch this unfold.

Ichabod · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:08 pm **Posts:** 1901

or somesuch wrote:

Hamilton is killing it right now in the minors. I'm very curious to watch this unfold.

I was at the game in Frisco last night. Josh was 3 for 3 with a walk. He still has speed as he was really moving around the bases.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Ichabod wrote:

or somesuch wrote:

Hamilton is killing it right now in the minors. I'm very curious to watch this unfold.

I was at the game in Frisco last night. Josh was 3 for 3 with a walk. He still has speed as he was really moving around the bases.

He hit one out today. I like it that a couple of days ago, he said he still needs a bit more time to be ready.

I also like it that Gallo had a homer and a double today.

cap · **Posted:** Thu May 21, 2015 8:17 am

cap wrote:

Josh is back in the bible loving state. He'll succeed.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Thu May 21, 2015 8:22 am

You may be onto something. It doesn't hurt that he got rid of that nag though.

Tit Whistle · **Joined:** Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:50 am **Posts:** 15284

When Gam starts believing, I'll believe.

cap · **Posted:** Thu May 21, 2015 9:13 am

or somesuch wrote:

It doesn't hurt that he got rid of that nag though.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Chuck Morgan's Rally Rooster.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Sat May 23, 2015 3:15 pm

The last couple of weeks have been fun in Rangers Land.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

All is right with the world when those jacklegs win a few games.

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Sat May 23, 2015 9:33 pm

PoSH gets activated on Monday. Hopefully he doesn't kill the momentum.

or somesuch · **Posted:** Sun May 24, 2015 8:22 am

It's an exciting time.

cap · **Posted:** Mon May 25, 2015 7:51 am

Sweet Greggo wrote:

PoSH gets activated on Monday. Hopefully he doesn't kill the momentum.

He is the reason for this part of the season

or somesuch · **Posted:** Mon May 25, 2015 8:26 am

Whut?

Sweet Greggo · **Posted:** Tue May 26, 2015 11:01 am

or somesuch wrote:

It's an exciting time.

and of course it is.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

Walked into a principal's office this morning, and the first thing he said was, "I don't want to talk about them."

In other words, don't jinx it, Hoob.

jim jack · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:17 pm **Posts:** 8919

"Thank you for calling the .500 Texas Rangers. How may I help you?"

or somesuch · **Posted:** Wed May 27, 2015 8:24 am

jim jack wrote:

"Thank you for calling the .500 Texas Rangers. How may I help you?"

I hope I'm wrong, because it's been fun to watch, but I still can't see this lasting. The rotation is still full of spares.

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