I think Hoob just came out of the closet.

I had a Green Machine. My dad assembled it wrong (who needs instructions, amirite) and it would bottom out over the slightest change in downward elevations. That thing could take a corner like a mutha, tho.

those were cool. only the rich kids in the neighborhood had one.

I was living in the projects at the time. My dad got it for me for Christmas. He had plenty of money since he wasn't paying fuck all for child support.

He had been adopted by a nice family of blacks

Well this went dark.

In more than one way.

When I was in 5th grade, there was a black kid who lived up the street from me. His name was Ian. He was a good kid. I think he was in 2nd grade at the time. One Saturday night after dinner, I dozed off on the couch in front of the tv for about an hour. When I woke, Ian was there and my mom was talking to him. As my eyes focused, I noticed he was barelegged, which was odd because this was wintertime and not a good time to head outside without pants. He was also wearing my dad's windbreaker jacket. It was maroon. Turns out he ran down to our house buck ass naked. The jacket was thrown on him quickly to cover him up. He said his parents beat him with an extension cord and he fled the house first chance he got and came to our house because we were always nice to him. Cops were called and after talking to his parents, they determined he was telling the truth. He got some of my old clothes that no longer fit (a fetching pair of red sweats and a white sweatshirt) and the cops took him away somewhere safe.

Basically Cle, if anything like that happens to you again, strip down naked and run to a friend's house. You don't have to put up with that shit. If you didn't do it yourself, I hope someone cut off your stepdad's dick and fed it to a dog.

Epilogue: A few years later, we saw Ian on tv on one of those Wednesday's Child things on the local news. He had been adopted by a nice family of blacks and he was happy.

The End

To see food in your dream represents physical and emotional nourishment and energies. The different types of food can symbolize a wide range of things. Generally, fruit is symbolic of sensuality, meat represents animalistic desires, and vegetables pertain to healthy pursuits. Frozen foods may refer to your cold emotions and frigid ways. Eating certain foods also refer to qualities that you need to incorporate within your own self.

To dream that you are eating specific cuisines depends on your personal associations with it. Chinese, Italian, or Mexican food may be a go-to comfort food for you, while it may be a reminder of your home life or of mom's cooking other others. If you dream of eating a comfort food, then it indicates that you are looking for comfort in the wrong places.

It’s those dang khakis.

One of my friends whispered something to him and he went down on me.

Then I woke up.

Those kind Cle recommended really are comfortable though.