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 Post subject: what's a matalo
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 Post subject: Re: what's a matalo
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 Post subject: Re: what's a matalo
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 Post subject: Re: what's a matalo
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Hello phorum... I filed for divorce today. The wife unit told me she's been having an affair for 10 years....


Fuck it....let's get drunk


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 Post subject: Re: what's a matalo
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Sorry phorum....I promise this is not a meltdown


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 Post subject: Re: what's a matalo
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Damn, that's tough man. Hate that for you.

That being said get your attack dog lawyer and protect your assets. You'll get through this.

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 Post subject: Re: what's a matalo
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Get a MF'er for a lawyer. I used to do computer work for divorce attorney's around DFW. If you can afford $300/hour go with Michael Geary at GPD. Or if you live in Denton, get Charla Bradshaw. Yes, that bradshaw. She is hot, but a mean ass attorny bitch

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 Post subject: Re: what's a matalo
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Dang, that really sucks. I'm really sorry about that.

I don't know your situation and if you can afford a big fight. I hope you can, but I sure understand if it you can't.


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 Post subject: Re: what's a matalo
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Matalo wrote:
Hello phorum... I filed for divorce today. The wife unit told me she's been having an affair for 10 years....


Fuck it....let's get drunk


Embrace the anger. It'll get you thru some shit. Don't go crazy, but replacing her Christian name with 'That dirty cunt' will work wonders.
Trust me.


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rowdyhatinwalt wrote:
Matalo wrote:
Hello phorum... I filed for divorce today. The wife unit told me she's been having an affair for 10 years....


Fuck it....let's get drunk


Embrace the anger. It'll get you thru some shit. Don't go crazy, but replacing her Christian name with 'That dirty cunt' will work wonders.
Trust me.


BTW, I'm being sincere and not smart-assey here.


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Matalo, that sucks. Sorry this happened to you


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 Post subject: Re: what's a matalo
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I got a lawyer and in all honesty I am letting her keep the house and all the crap. I don't want it. He WILL be fighting for me not to have to pay spousal support, so that is one good thing. Sorry for last night. I was really really drunk.

This was me last night, I think.

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Sorry buddy. If anyone deserves a drunken meltdown, it's you.

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 Post subject: Re: what's a matalo
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Sorry buddy. If anyone deserves a drunken meltdown, it's you.


:babyarm:

And we're here if it happens again, too.


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 Post subject: Re: what's a matalo
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Considering the circumstances that wasn't even a meltdown. You're taking it like a champ, matalo. Hang in there, e-pal. Love you buddy.
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 Post subject: Re: what's a matalo
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Considering the circumstances that wasn't even a meltdown. You're taking it like a champ, matalo. Hang in there, e-pal. Love you buddy.
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:babyarm: Doesn't even qualify as a meltdown.

Sorry matalo. That really sucks.


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 Post subject: Re: what's a matalo
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Matalo is Spanish for "Kill Him/It"

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 Post subject: Re: what's a matalo
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the christian thing to do is seek counseling and work things out.


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I'd say you owe us an actual meltdown


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kick wrote:
the christian thing to do is seek counseling and work things out.


I know bro, and, believe it or not, I am a devout Catholic. I know divorce is a sin, but I cannot be with her anymore.


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It's alright, buddy. You won't go to hell. Divorce is the only option.


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It's alright, buddy. You won't go to hell. Divorce is the only option.


I think after this week my liver will be in hell. I've hit the bottle hard... Too hard I think. The hangovers are lovely. And yes... I'm drunk already


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It's alright, buddy. You won't go to hell. Divorce is the only option.

:babyarm: Sometimes it isn't a good/healthy thing to try to fix that.


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Matalo wrote:
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the christian thing to do is seek counseling and work things out.


I know bro, and, believe it or not, I am a devout Catholic. I know divorce is a sin, but I cannot be with her anymore.

She cheated on you. It's now not a sin. You are eternally good

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 Post subject: Re: what's a matalo
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cap wrote:
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kick wrote:
the christian thing to do is seek counseling and work things out.


I know bro, and, believe it or not, I am a devout Catholic. I know divorce is a sin, but I cannot be with her anymore.

She cheated on you. It's now not a sin. You are eternally good

and don't it feel great to be eternally good, cap?


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The pope says I'm good to get in, and I'm atheist. Sorry about your circumstances. Been there and done it. Won't lie, it sucks. Time will become your best friend after your fling with the bottle.

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It's alright, buddy. You won't go to hell. Divorce is the only option.


I think after this week my liver will be in hell. I've hit the bottle hard... Too hard I think. The hangovers are lovely. And yes... I'm drunk already


Here Here! :rockon:

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So the liver is finally recovered. In the meantime, I "dated" a girl.....

:babyarm:


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how much?

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how much?


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So the liver is finally recovered. In the meantime, I "dated" a girl.....

:babyarm:


bikinis, T-back or Thong?

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So the liver is finally recovered. In the meantime, I "dated" a girl.....

:babyarm:


Banging the mayor of New Hope doesn't count.

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Sweet Greggo wrote:
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So the liver is finally recovered. In the meantime, I "dated" a girl.....

:babyarm:


Banging the mayor of New Hope doesn't count.

:D

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Ichabod wrote:
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So the liver is finally recovered. In the meantime, I "dated" a girl.....

:babyarm:


bikinis, T-back or Thong?


Amazingly she wears a thong and she is not a stripper. Nor was any money exchanged.


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Matalo wrote:
Ichabod wrote:
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So the liver is finally recovered. In the meantime, I "dated" a girl.....

:babyarm:


bikinis, T-back or Thong?


Amazingly she wears a thong and she is not a stripper. Nor was any money exchanged.

day gone get day money one way or another.


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kick wrote:
Matalo wrote:
Ichabod wrote:
Matalo wrote:
So the liver is finally recovered. In the meantime, I "dated" a girl.....

:babyarm:


bikinis, T-back or Thong?


Amazingly she wears a thong and she is not a stripper. Nor was any money exchanged.

day gone get day money one way or another.


He's right phorum


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