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 Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2014
PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:29 am 
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Who besides PSH was hurt here? Can't keep stupid people from killing themselves.



Why bother? He's not going to debate you. I was going to say the same thing until I realized he's on the other side of the internet caplaughing because he got me to reply.


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 Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2014
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 Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2014
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This is who I think of when Cap does this:
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 Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2014
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how many points were left on the board?


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 Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2014
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Oh, wow.


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This is why I hate celebrities. He appears to have bedhead but he had obviously showered the morning this photo was taken. So he WANTED his hair to look like that. Probably put mousse or gel or semen to get it to stick out every which way, for what? Just to look "cool"? Whatever, dude. Go die in a fire.

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I don't think looking cool was ever his motivation for anything.


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Even if it was he can't die in a fire. He simply can't.


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He can be cremated. Is that close enough?


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You're arguing with Gam.

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11 points left on the board for Nels Oelson. The 89 year old long time proprietor of Oleson's Mercantile in Walnut Grove, MN passed away yesterday due to complications from being 89 years old. It seems like he should have been much older and already dead. Nels is survived by his wife Harriet, a woman of notoriously viscous and intemperate disposition, evil vindictive daughter Nelly, closet fag son Willy, and adopted daughter Nancy who looked like a ringer for nelly but at least they made her adopted and didn't just slip her in one season and insult the viewer like the ole Darren switcheroo on Bewitched. Nels was a good man. Ran a good store. Had a soft spot for Half Pint and Blind Ass Mary (the hottest chick on LHOTP) and would even offer Pa credit to purchase dry goods when times were lean.

RIP Nels.. :violin:
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 Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2014
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I always felt bad for him, man what a shitty wife and kids. I never understood why I watched that show. I didn't even really like it.


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We watched a lot of stupid shit before cable.


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Curt Schilling has cancer.

Can't stand the guy, but cancer sucks and I wish him a speedy recovery.


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Philippians 4:6 ESV

Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known to God.

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 Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2014
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Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known to God.


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or somesuch wrote:
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Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known to God.


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 Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2014
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I know, burn on me. I can't help myself sometimes.


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 Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2014
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15 points left on the board for Shirley Temple.

1. I thought she was already dead.
B: We suck at this game.


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We do suck this year. I felt it when I submitted my list. Felt like I had too many train wrecks and not enough sure things. I didn't want someone like Shirley Temple because she's only 15 points and that's not enough to waste a slot on. I'm gonna feel dumb if Michael Schumacher holds on all year.


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A short story by Trained Goucho


Ignorant to my father's condition, my young siblings and I would cower and watch in horror as his hypoglycemia would take affect and the palpitations and sweats would set upon him like an ominous thundercloud. Pa Pa, normally a taciturn man, would rage about the house in anger, slamming pantry doors while maniacally scream singing "Good Ship Lollipop" while yell questioning about the whereabouts of the "god-damned grenadine". He would call my mother vile and horrible names as she calmly measured the 3 ounces of lemon lime soda, another 3 ounces of ginger ale, a dash of grenadine, and a maraschino cherry for garnish as we would watch, paralyzed in fear. It was then she would raise the glass for him, cupping her free hand under the tilt to shield his mock turtle neck from the mocktail juices that ran down his stubbled chin. His blood sugar levels would soon regulate themselves and a calmness would set in at our humble home. It would be years later before I came to know Shirley Temple as more than just Pa Pa's medicine. RIP, Miss Temple.

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A short story by Trained Goucho


Ignorant to my father's condition, my young siblings and I would cower and watch in horror as his hypoglycemia would take affect and the palpitations and sweats would set upon him like an ominous thundercloud. Pa Pa, normally a taciturn man, would rage about the house in anger, slamming pantry doors while maniacally scream singing "Good Ship Lollipop" while yell questioning about the whereabouts of the "god-damned grenadine". He would call my mother vile and horrible names as she calmly measured the 3 ounces of lemon lime soda, another 3 ounces of ginger ale, a dash of grenadine, and a maraschino cherry for garnish as we would watch, paralyzed in fear. It was then she would raise the glass for him, cupping her free hand under the tilt to shield his mock turtle neck from the mocktail juices that ran down his stubbled chin. His blood sugar levels would soon regulate themselves and a calmness would set in at our humble home. It would be years later before I came to know Shirley Temple as more than just Pa Pa's medicine. RIP, Miss Temple.

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Wow.

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Ignorant to my father's condition, my young siblings and I would cower and watch in horror as his hypoglycemia would take affect and the palpitations and sweats would set upon him like an ominous thundercloud. Pa Pa, normally a taciturn man, would rage about the house in anger, slamming pantry doors while maniacally scream singing "Good Ship Lollipop" while yell questioning about the whereabouts of the "god-damned grenadine". He would call my mother vile and horrible names as she calmly measured the 3 ounces of lemon lime soda, another 3 ounces of ginger ale, a dash of grenadine, and a maraschino cherry for garnish as we would watch, paralyzed in fear. It was then she would raise the glass for him, cupping her free hand under the tilt to shield his mock turtle neck from the mocktail juices that ran down his stubbled chin. His blood sugar levels would soon regulate themselves and a calmness would set in at our humble home. It would be years later before I came to know Shirley Temple as more than just Pa Pa's medicine. RIP, Miss Temple.

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Wow.

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He made an awesome salad.


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I prefer a fresh garden salad or even a house salad.


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Does cole slaw count as a salad? Because I like cole slaw. Certain types, at least. Fish City Grill makes an apple cider vinegar slaw that I prefer to throw rather than eat.


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I usually get the caesar salad and I'm not a big fan of cole slaw.


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Also dying today was this chick Maggie Estep, who was a big part of the spoken word artistry thing that was so 90s. I saw her open for Hole one time at Deep Ellum Live. She was like Janeane Garafalo with balls. Ya know, scratch that because I bet good money that Janeane Garafalo has a set of balls between her legs. So some chick I'd heard of but wasn't really on my radar died at the age of 50 points. None of us had her. Now back to salad/slaw talk.


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I'm glad you lettuce know. I'll look into her work.


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It's chard to believe she was 50.


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I hope this doesn't spin ich for a loop. I guess it shouldn't since he most likely has no clue who she was.


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I don't know what the kale I was thinking with that stupid pun.


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It was rather corn-y.


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I would've never thought to wedge it in like that tho.


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Jim Fregosi

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