Tit Whistle wrote:
I'd call you my soul mate, but you stink of booze and cigar smoke.
I'm disgusting.
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Wed Jul 10, 2013 10:10 am ] |
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If you're at a ballgame and you have to take a shit before the game and then they play the National Anthem while you're doing it, do you still have to stand? |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Wed Jul 10, 2013 10:30 am ] |
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if you were to lay a piece of ordinary sandwich bread flat on a counter and then squirt a mound of mustard onto the center of that bread until it mounds high like a little mustard mountain and then fold that piece of bread in half and then unfold that bread you'd have what looks like what it feels like when you have to stand up while you're in the process of expelling feces. gross. I say keep sittin and keep shittin. |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Wed Jul 10, 2013 10:34 am ] |
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I'm all for being sanitary, but would I upset the people in Murica flag t-shirts and white people who salute passing soldiers in the airport? Would I earn a pass in this situation or will I be forced to go stand in shame beside Carlos Delgado? |
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| Author: | or somesuch [ Wed Jul 10, 2013 10:38 am ] |
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Tit Whistle wrote: the people in Murica flag t-shirts and white people who salute passing soldiers in the airport? fuck them |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Wed Jul 10, 2013 10:40 am ] |
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I hate those people. Especially when they say something to the effect of "I just want to shake your hand". They remind of when I traveled a lot and would see other genero dude spares at the tier 4 food chain bars tell the bartender girl to "smile". made me choke on my delicious complimentary peanuts. Do you let your at home commode get that pink stuff built up around the walls before you clean it? that's usually my barometer. |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Wed Jul 10, 2013 10:44 am ] |
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or somesuch wrote: Tit Whistle wrote: the people in Murica flag t-shirts and white people who salute passing soldiers in the airport? fuck them I'd call you my soul mate, but you stink of booze and cigar smoke. |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Wed Jul 10, 2013 10:46 am ] |
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Trained Goucho wrote: I hate those people. Especially when they say something to the effect of "I just want to shake your hand". They remind of when I traveled a lot and would see other genero dude spares at the tier 4 food chain bars tell the bartender girl to "smile". made me choke on my delicious complimentary peanuts. Do you let your at home commode get that pink stuff built up around the walls before you clean it? that's usually my barometer. That pink salmonella stuff is a good indicator, but those little blue gel packets you can put on the back of the bowl under the rim take good care of that. Plus they gave you something to aim for. However, blowback can be a problem if you have a strong jet like I do. Also, you can knock those things right off and into the water if you're good. |
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Wed Jul 10, 2013 11:21 am ] |
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I think you only have to stand up when the planes fly over. |
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| Author: | or somesuch [ Wed Jul 10, 2013 11:27 am ] |
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Tit Whistle wrote: I'd call you my soul mate, but you stink of booze and cigar smoke. I'm disgusting.
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| Author: | Cledus [ Thu Jul 11, 2013 5:41 am ] |
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So... Somey, Tit, & New TG hate the soldiers and do not appreciate what they do. Mkay, duly noted. 
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:43 am ] |
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No, no, I still like the white soldiers. |
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| Author: | or somesuch [ Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:14 am ] |
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Cledus wrote: So... Somey, Tit, & New TG hate the soldiers and do not appreciate what they do. Mkay, duly noted. Read the post again. |
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| Author: | Cledus [ Thu Jul 11, 2013 12:26 pm ] |
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or somesuch wrote: Cledus wrote: So... Somey, Tit, & New TG hate the soldiers and do not appreciate what they do. Mkay, duly noted. Read the post again. I pondered your demand, and have come to the conclusion that.... NO, I will not read the post again. Good day sir. |
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| Author: | cap [ Thu Jul 11, 2013 3:33 pm ] |
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Cledus wrote: or somesuch wrote: Cledus wrote: So... Somey, Tit, & New TG hate the soldiers and do not appreciate what they do. Mkay, duly noted. Read the post again. I pondered your demand, and have come to the conclusion that.... NO, I will not read the post again. Good day sir. you read it right, cle. Just like i did. |
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| Author: | or somesuch [ Thu Jul 11, 2013 3:50 pm ] |
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I didn't say a damn thing about the soldiers and I challenge you to prove me wrong. |
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| Author: | Cledus [ Fri Jul 12, 2013 7:06 am ] |
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I won't be bullied by you sir. 
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 9:40 am ] |
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Would you euthanize your grandparents for a million bucks? I realize that this may be a sensitive question for a lot of you but hey, how much longer do they have? Money doesn't grow on trees, so I say adios you ancient fuckers. My last living g-parent is about to turn 93. see you grandma, wouldn't want to be you. 
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:00 am ] |
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All my grandparents are dead, so it's a moot point, but I wouldn't have euthanized them unless they asked nicely. With my grandparents, the women suffered thru hard bouts with cancer and the men just dropped dead one day. I only knew two of my grandparents. My mom's mom died before I was born. My kids can now say the same about my mom. My dad's dad was just never around and apparently died stinky and alone. |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:01 am ] |
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I retract my question. |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:19 am ] |
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Let's move on to the next question: Do you like olive loaf? |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:22 am ] |
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Is it gluten free? |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:23 am ] |
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If you want gluten, pal, you're gonna pay for it. |
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| Author: | or somesuch [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:27 am ] |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:32 am ] |
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 10:45 am ] |
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| Author: | TerdFerguson [ Mon Oct 28, 2013 7:23 pm ] |
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Trained Goucho wrote: Would you euthanize your grandparents for a million bucks? I realize that this may be a sensitive question for a lot of you but hey, how much longer do they have? Money doesn't grow on trees, so I say adios you ancient fuckers. My last living g-parent is about to turn 93. see you grandma, wouldn't want to be you. Too soon. |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:22 am ] |
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There was a guy at the gas station today selling steaks. He had an old beater of a Chevy 1/2 ton, long bed, with no extra cab. In the bed was a big deep freezer with a makeshift latch and lock on the front of it. Does anyone ever buy steaks from these guys? How does one get into the steak game? where do they plug those freezers into? I bet they use dry ice. they probably love this weather b/c they don't even have to buy dry ice. Who is their vendor? do they have a local dock where all the other movers of meat load up every morning with a shared spirit of comradeship, enthusiasm, and devotion? |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:57 pm ] |
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Trained Goucho wrote: There was a guy at the gas station today selling steaks. He had an old beater of a Chevy 1/2 ton, long bed, with no extra cab. In the bed was a big deep freezer with a makeshift latch and lock on the front of it. Does anyone ever buy steaks from these guys? How does one get into the steak game? where do they plug those freezers into? I bet they use dry ice. they probably love this weather b/c they don't even have to buy dry ice. Who is their vendor? do they have a local dock where all the other movers of meat load up every morning with a shared spirit of comradeship, enthusiasm, and devotion? I know a guy whose wife fell for this gag once, so he shrugged his shoulders and began using them, mostly on the grill. He said they were good. A few months later, she actually did this AGAIN. It was pretty much assholes and elbows and he threw most of it away. I made fun of him for being such a dumbass. A couple of years ago I lived way out in the country, and these guys paid my house a visit. Beater pickup, deep freeze that was also beat up and not cooling. It was really obvious they were casing the area for shit to steal. My neighbor called the cops on 'em. |
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| Author: | rowdyhatinwalt [ Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:16 pm ] |
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let me ask you a question, first. Why do you have such a hard on for me? I have like negative relevance here. I'm just another loud mouth on AIF. You are really like a jilted ex girl friend , dude. Shit, I've dealt with more sane valley chicks out here. And those bitches are in fucking sane. So, please, just let me slip thru your bipolar cranium, ok? kthanks |
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| Author: | rowdyhatinwalt [ Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:21 pm ] |
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I've had my fair share of forum stalkers, that's for damned sure, but holy fuck, dude. |
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| Author: | rowdyhatinwalt [ Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:25 pm ] |
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how long before you melt down again, delete your posts, then send me another PM apologizing? |
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| Author: | rowdyhatinwalt [ Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:28 pm ] |
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Let me make sure I understand what's going on here. Whoops, YOU think my not finishing college would get under my skin? Shit, I've posted a number of times about not finishing. I don't care. If it makes you feel somehow superior, cool. It seems like you need every little shred to not put on the dress blues. |
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| Author: | rowdyhatinwalt [ Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:28 pm ] |
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A sure sign someone on RR is about to meltdown: Focusing on me. |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:32 pm ] |
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I knew this thread would take off one day. |
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| Author: | rowdyhatinwalt [ Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:01 pm ] |
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Mallard, Is your family buried in your crawlspace, or did they escape? |
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| Author: | rowdyhatinwalt [ Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:09 pm ] |
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rowdyhatinwalt wrote: Mallard, Is your family buried in your crawlspace, or did they escape? Tit wanted to know, btw. |
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| Author: | rowdyhatinwalt [ Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:12 pm ] |
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rowdyhatinwalt wrote: rowdyhatinwalt wrote: Mallard, Is your family buried in your crawlspace, or did they escape? Tit wanted to know, btw. so did TG. |
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| Author: | rowdyhatinwalt [ Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:14 pm ] |
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rowdyhatinwalt wrote: rowdyhatinwalt wrote: rowdyhatinwalt wrote: Mallard, Is your family buried in your crawlspace, or did they escape? Tit wanted to know, btw. so did TG. I think Terd was interested, but he didn't really say. I'm guessing. |
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| Author: | rowdyhatinwalt [ Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:15 pm ] |
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Mallard X wrote: :police: Oh no, I'm so sorry, Walter. Your time has expired. But don't despair. Please feel free to play again and bring your "A" game next time. I feel so unfulfilled by your effort. oh yay, I get Smugly Superior Mallard now! I think we're still about 2 steps away from meltdown, forum. |
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| Author: | rowdyhatinwalt [ Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:19 pm ] |
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Good god, I'm already bored by this. |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Questions |
Keep at it, boys. I'd play along but I'm super busy today. I'll catch up on the comments tonight or maybe tomorrow. |
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| Author: | Diello [ Fri Mar 21, 2014 4:37 pm ] |
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Mallard, you could always call Walt's wife fat. |
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