By doing so, you are making the declaration that your dingus is cleaner than the shitter you just used. That is not very likely.
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Unwavering Opinions |
If you kick the flusher, come confidently strolling out of a stall in men's room, and stop at the sink to merely wet your hands without using actual soap, you are a disgusting individual. |
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| Author: | bigboy [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
| By doing so, you are making the declaration that your dingus is cleaner than the shitter you just used. That is not very likely. |
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| Author: | TerdFerguson [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
So what is the thought process that person is using? Are they stopping by the sink and rinsing as formality or are they stopping by and rinsing because they think that anything foreign that might have come into contact with their hands is now cleaned off? This brings up another argument that I stand by and that's the wash cloth during a shower. I maintain to be truly clean, you need a cloth/pumice stone/loofah or something to work the soap into all the small crevices. Gliding a bar of soap over your arm or leg ain't gonna get you clean. For anyone that's worked on a car and gotten their hands dirty, you've had to sit at the sink for a few minutes cleaning off. Now I realize you don't get that dirty through course of a normal day (unless of course you work on cars) but all the oils, sweat, door handles to the bathroom where people don't wash their hands get all over you so in order to fully clean you must get Zestfully clean and use an outside agent to help get you clean. |
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| Author: | cap [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
what is the secretary just polished it? |
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| Author: | TerdFerguson [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
I don't remember you using a wash cloth in Mexico after throwing your poo paper away and then you put sun tan lotion on my back. |
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| Author: | cap [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
TerdFerguson wrote: I don't remember you using a wash cloth in Mexico after throwing your poo paper away and then you put sun tan lotion on my back. that's why you had your best tan in years. |
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| Author: | TerdFerguson [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
Imagine the poo particles in those helmets we wore. |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
On a recent out of town trip the wife and I had dinner at a place with a communal bathroom. You went through the door marked restroom and there were 4 doors; 2M, 2F. The actual toilet rooms were fully walled ceiling to floor so they weren't stalls. The sink area was communal and there was a full length mirror as well. Both mens' rooms were occupied so I waited and witnessed 2 women exit, primp in the mirror but did not use the sink. They may or may not have defecated. |
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| Author: | Diello [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
I went to a hoity-toity place in DC that had a similar situation except there was no differentiation between the men's rooms and the women's. All the rooms centered around a communal sink area (each was a barrel with a water pump) but there was an attendant there greeting each pooper as they exited their throne room. This makes it virtually impossible not to de-shit your hands before leaving. |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
Both communal restroom styles are equally awkward but I think it's a safe bet the women are drawing the shorter straw. |
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| Author: | Diello [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
It was nice of them to have rather loud music and damn-near sound proof rooms. I really didn't want to her the effects of the spicy Asian food on the spicy Asian woman in the room next to me. |
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| Author: | TerdFerguson [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
So spicy Asian women can't handle spicy Asian food? I thought it was just me. |
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| Author: | fruitdog [ Tue Nov 08, 2011 9:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
Back on the topic of Unwavering Opinions, tequila is gross. I think mexicans are probably shooting ginger ale or sprite and acting like it's tequila just to get white people to drink it. |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Tue Nov 08, 2011 9:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
Shots are gross. So is sweetie sweet margarita mix. I like good tequila with fresh squeezed lime but even that can induce vomit. |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Tue Nov 08, 2011 10:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
Basically, Cuervo is shit, but that's what everyone drinks. There are much better tequilas out there that aren't so harsh, but I can't stomach tequila since getting sick on it in high school. |
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| Author: | cap [ Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
Patron is nice smooth |
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
Patron is def good. Cuervo Silver and 1800 Silver are very good as well. If you're going to sip/shoot, make sure it's the Anejo/Silver. Always better than the gold stuff (okay for margaritas, though) |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Wed Nov 09, 2011 3:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
Walked into the men's room here at work into the middle of a conversation between a guy at a urinal and another guy in a stall with his pants around his ankles. THIS IS FUCKING INAPPROPRIATE. Not only did I have to take the urinal between them and get in the middle of their back and forth, but I had to listen to the guy in the stall punctuate each sentence with watery plops. Grunting time is not talking time. Everyone knows what you're up to in there. It makes us uncomfortable to think about it, so please let us ignore it. If you must have a conversation in the men's room, save it for the sink. |
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| Author: | fruitdog [ Wed Nov 09, 2011 3:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
This may be extreme but if someone else is in the men's room when I'm in a stall I usually just hold it till they leave. |
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| Author: | or somesuch [ Wed Nov 09, 2011 3:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
I don't hold it, but I wait to leave the stall until the restroom is empty. |
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| Author: | cap [ Wed Nov 09, 2011 3:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
Tit Whistle wrote: Walked into the men's room here at work into the middle of a conversation between a guy at a urinal and another guy in a stall with his pants around his ankles. THIS IS FUCKING INAPPROPRIATE. Not only did I have to take the urinal between them and get in the middle of their back and forth, but I had to listen to the guy in the stall punctuate each sentence with watery plops. Grunting time is not talking time. Everyone knows what you're up to in there. It makes us uncomfortable to think about it, so please let us ignore it. If you must have a conversation in the men's room, save it for the sink. i had that happen to me once before. When I was working as a consultant, I was at a law firm and the main partner (80+ years old) was taking a leak. His pants were around his ankles and at the same time farting like a mo fo. However, he is a friggin WWII war hero, so i gave him a pass. |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Wed Nov 09, 2011 3:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
Sometimes stall doors have kinda big gaps and inadvertent, creepy as all get out eye contact can be made with an unknown defecater. |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
or somesuch wrote: I don't hold it, but I wait to leave the stall until the restroom is empty.
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| Author: | Cledus [ Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
Trained Goucho wrote: Sometimes stall doors have kinda big gaps and inadvertent, creepy as all get out eye contact can be made with an unknown defecater. I KNEW THAT WAS YOU!!!!!!!! 
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| Author: | TerdFerguson [ Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
cap wrote: Tit Whistle wrote: Walked into the men's room here at work into the middle of a conversation between a guy at a urinal and another guy in a stall with his pants around his ankles. THIS IS FUCKING INAPPROPRIATE. Not only did I have to take the urinal between them and get in the middle of their back and forth, but I had to listen to the guy in the stall punctuate each sentence with watery plops. Grunting time is not talking time. Everyone knows what you're up to in there. It makes us uncomfortable to think about it, so please let us ignore it. If you must have a conversation in the men's room, save it for the sink. i had that happen to me once before. When I was working as a consultant, I was at a law firm and the main partner (80+ years old) was taking a leak. His pants were around his ankles and at the same time farting like a mo fo. However, he is a friggin WWII war hero, so i gave him a pass. Did you think about Sanduskying him? |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
Fuck your fucking Aggie tradition. |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
Whoever wrote the troubleshooting section regarding MV err code for Rainbird sprinkler systems is an asshole. |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
In summation, their solution for repairing this code is to "troubleshoot" with no further explaining. |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
I defy anyone to lift the groundcover of one of those stations in the yard and make sense of the wiring. |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
Don't get me started on the control/board timer either. It's the VCR of the aughts. |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
I'm just padding post counts at this point. |
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| Author: | TerdFerguson [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
<-- Rainbird specialist |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
<---Shitbird |
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| Author: | VBF [ Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
Tit Whistle wrote: If you kick the flusher, come confidently strolling out of a stall in men's room, and stop at the sink to merely wet your hands without using actual soap, you are a disgusting individual. what if you're at a bar and hammered drunk wiht your buddies and can't wait to get back to good times? |
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| Author: | TerdFerguson [ Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
I don't care if Jessica Biel is stripping in the bar, I wouldn't think of walking out of the bathroom with poo hands. |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
I wouldn't think of shitting in a bar. Unless it's ON the bar. |
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| Author: | VBF [ Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
TerdFerguson wrote: I don't care if Jessica Biel is stripping in the bar, I wouldn't think of walking out of the bathroom with poo hands. but you would have no problem fisting her ass tho... |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
Demeanor at 4 way stops means everything. What is your demeanor at a 4-way stop sign? If other cars are approaching at around same time, I try to read and make a judgement on what the other motorists intentions are. At an always busy 4 way stop leaving my hood, people are generally polite or mousey. that is advantageous to me. I'm always going into this situation with a me first attitude, and 28 out of 29 times I'll be the 1st to go, and obviously the slightest hesitation by the opposing drivers means that they're fucked. I know & dont care what the laws are for 4-way stop signs...Several times I've had aggressive idiots try and go at the same time as me and except for twice, I've won all of these standoffs. Some goush darned kid spray painted "go" underneath "STOP" on 1 of the signs. Your demeanor? |
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 8:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
Trained Goucho wrote: Several times I've had aggressive idiots try and go at the same time as me 
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
Those two times you lost? That was me. |
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| Author: | fruitdog [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
I believe the law is you yield to the person on your right but I'm a taker otherwise it can be anarchy with people starting and stopping and noone taking the initiative. |
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| Author: | TerdFerguson [ Tue Apr 30, 2013 3:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Unwavering Opinions |
When I come to a 4 way stop and I see others are stopping I just roll right through it and give them the bird out of my t-tops. |
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