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 Post subject: Unwavering Opinions
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If you kick the flusher, come confidently strolling out of a stall in men's room, and stop at the sink to merely wet your hands without using actual soap, you are a disgusting individual.


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By doing so, you are making the declaration that your dingus is cleaner than the shitter you just used. That is not very likely.

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So what is the thought process that person is using? Are they stopping by the sink and rinsing as formality or are they stopping by and rinsing because they think that anything foreign that might have come into contact with their hands is now cleaned off?

This brings up another argument that I stand by and that's the wash cloth during a shower. I maintain to be truly clean, you need a cloth/pumice stone/loofah or something to work the soap into all the small crevices. Gliding a bar of soap over your arm or leg ain't gonna get you clean. For anyone that's worked on a car and gotten their hands dirty, you've had to sit at the sink for a few minutes cleaning off. Now I realize you don't get that dirty through course of a normal day (unless of course you work on cars) but all the oils, sweat, door handles to the bathroom where people don't wash their hands get all over you so in order to fully clean you must get Zestfully clean and use an outside agent to help get you clean.


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I don't remember you using a wash cloth in Mexico after throwing your poo paper away and then you put sun tan lotion on my back.


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I don't remember you using a wash cloth in Mexico after throwing your poo paper away and then you put sun tan lotion on my back.

that's why you had your best tan in years.

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Imagine the poo particles in those helmets we wore.


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On a recent out of town trip the wife and I had dinner at a place with a communal bathroom. You went through the door marked restroom and there were 4 doors; 2M, 2F. The actual toilet rooms were fully walled ceiling to floor so they weren't stalls. The sink area was communal and there was a full length mirror as well. Both mens' rooms were occupied so I waited and witnessed 2 women exit, primp in the mirror but did not use the sink. They may or may not have defecated.


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I went to a hoity-toity place in DC that had a similar situation except there was no differentiation between the men's rooms and the women's. All the rooms centered around a communal sink area (each was a barrel with a water pump) but there was an attendant there greeting each pooper as they exited their throne room. This makes it virtually impossible not to de-shit your hands before leaving.

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Both communal restroom styles are equally awkward but I think it's a safe bet the women are drawing the shorter straw.


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It was nice of them to have rather loud music and damn-near sound proof rooms. I really didn't want to her the effects of the spicy Asian food on the spicy Asian woman in the room next to me.

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So spicy Asian women can't handle spicy Asian food? I thought it was just me.


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Back on the topic of Unwavering Opinions, tequila is gross. I think mexicans are probably shooting ginger ale or sprite and acting like it's tequila just to get white people to drink it.


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Shots are gross. So is sweetie sweet margarita mix. I like good tequila with fresh squeezed lime but even that can induce vomit.


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Basically, Cuervo is shit, but that's what everyone drinks. There are much better tequilas out there that aren't so harsh, but I can't stomach tequila since getting sick on it in high school.


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Patron is nice smooth

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Patron is def good. Cuervo Silver and 1800 Silver are very good as well. If you're going to sip/shoot, make sure it's the Anejo/Silver. Always better than the gold stuff (okay for margaritas, though)

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Walked into the men's room here at work into the middle of a conversation between a guy at a urinal and another guy in a stall with his pants around his ankles. THIS IS FUCKING INAPPROPRIATE. Not only did I have to take the urinal between them and get in the middle of their back and forth, but I had to listen to the guy in the stall punctuate each sentence with watery plops. Grunting time is not talking time. Everyone knows what you're up to in there. It makes us uncomfortable to think about it, so please let us ignore it. If you must have a conversation in the men's room, save it for the sink.


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This may be extreme but if someone else is in the men's room when I'm in a stall I usually just hold it till they leave.


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I don't hold it, but I wait to leave the stall until the restroom is empty.


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Walked into the men's room here at work into the middle of a conversation between a guy at a urinal and another guy in a stall with his pants around his ankles. THIS IS FUCKING INAPPROPRIATE. Not only did I have to take the urinal between them and get in the middle of their back and forth, but I had to listen to the guy in the stall punctuate each sentence with watery plops. Grunting time is not talking time. Everyone knows what you're up to in there. It makes us uncomfortable to think about it, so please let us ignore it. If you must have a conversation in the men's room, save it for the sink.

i had that happen to me once before. When I was working as a consultant, I was at a law firm and the main partner (80+ years old) was taking a leak. His pants were around his ankles and at the same time farting like a mo fo. However, he is a friggin WWII war hero, so i gave him a pass.

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Sometimes stall doors have kinda big gaps and inadvertent, creepy as all get out eye contact can be made with an unknown defecater.


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or somesuch wrote:
I don't hold it, but I wait to leave the stall until the restroom is empty.

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Trained Goucho wrote:
Sometimes stall doors have kinda big gaps and inadvertent, creepy as all get out eye contact can be made with an unknown defecater.


I KNEW THAT WAS YOU!!!!!!!! :soppy:

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Walked into the men's room here at work into the middle of a conversation between a guy at a urinal and another guy in a stall with his pants around his ankles. THIS IS FUCKING INAPPROPRIATE. Not only did I have to take the urinal between them and get in the middle of their back and forth, but I had to listen to the guy in the stall punctuate each sentence with watery plops. Grunting time is not talking time. Everyone knows what you're up to in there. It makes us uncomfortable to think about it, so please let us ignore it. If you must have a conversation in the men's room, save it for the sink.

i had that happen to me once before. When I was working as a consultant, I was at a law firm and the main partner (80+ years old) was taking a leak. His pants were around his ankles and at the same time farting like a mo fo. However, he is a friggin WWII war hero, so i gave him a pass.


Did you think about Sanduskying him?


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Whoever wrote the troubleshooting section regarding MV err code for Rainbird sprinkler systems is an asshole.


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In summation, their solution for repairing this code is to "troubleshoot" with no further explaining.


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I defy anyone to lift the groundcover of one of those stations in the yard and make sense of the wiring.


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Don't get me started on the control/board timer either. It's the VCR of the aughts.


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Tit Whistle wrote:
If you kick the flusher, come confidently strolling out of a stall in men's room, and stop at the sink to merely wet your hands without using actual soap, you are a disgusting individual.



what if you're at a bar and hammered drunk wiht your buddies and can't wait to get back to good times?

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I don't care if Jessica Biel is stripping in the bar, I wouldn't think of walking out of the bathroom with poo hands.


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I wouldn't think of shitting in a bar. Unless it's ON the bar.


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TerdFerguson wrote:
I don't care if Jessica Biel is stripping in the bar, I wouldn't think of walking out of the bathroom with poo hands.



but you would have no problem fisting her ass tho...

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Demeanor at 4 way stops means everything. What is your demeanor at a 4-way stop sign?
If other cars are approaching at around same time, I try to read and make a judgement on what the other motorists intentions are. At an always busy 4 way stop leaving my hood, people are generally polite or mousey. that is advantageous to me. I'm always going into this situation with a me first attitude, and 28 out of 29 times I'll be the 1st to go, and obviously the slightest hesitation by the opposing drivers means that they're fucked.

I know & dont care what the laws are for 4-way stop signs...Several times I've had aggressive idiots try and go at the same time as me and except for twice, I've won all of these standoffs.

Some goush darned kid spray painted "go" underneath "STOP" on 1 of the signs.

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Several times I've had aggressive idiots try and go at the same time as me


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I believe the law is you yield to the person on your right but I'm a taker otherwise it can be anarchy with people starting and stopping and noone taking the initiative.


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When I come to a 4 way stop and I see others are stopping I just roll right through it and give them the bird out of my t-tops.


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