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*reference to maroon van*

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The maroon van, is that where Tyler and BK did it?

Seems pretty elaborate when nobody even cares.

Who is Whiplash Chick? She is not calculating the magic number right.

I believe that was the same night he got his car towed while we were eating. I gave him a ride home and the next day Saggs showed his face for the first time and gave him a ride to the yard.

Re: Syruptits

After a drunken night of drinking, Walt and some other forumers stopped at Cafe Brazil before heading home. Walt, drunk from drinking, was eating french toast and got kinda sloppy with his food, since he was drunk from drinking. He dropped some of his french toast down his shirt and got syrup around his titty area. The story was told the next day on the forum and Walt got himself a new nickname.

Wasn't it the 2nd year anniversary party?

I don't think we ever found out the whole bubby story. Sagger and grubes IMed them if I remember correctly, so they may know better. Plano Blue eyes was his "wife". Gen X Oukast was his "mistress". Slept Thru Texas was his "ex girlfriend". I may have those mixed up and I use quotes, because I'm not sure if they were even real people. Though if it was really bubby doing Fake IDs, then it doesn't explain how the vid of him spanking it got out.

I believe that was the same night he got his car towed while we were eating. I gave him a ride home and the next day Saggs showed his face for the first time and gave him a ride to the yard.

When I came back after being runnoft by walt, it was right in the middle of the ordeal with Bubby and his fake wives and fake ex girlfriends or whatever... so I tried to pull a terd ferguson/cameltoe by befriending a hose beast with the sole intention of getting nekkid pics of her. I ended up becoming friends with her. She confided in me that Bubby had an impossibly small weiner. So one day I talked her into sending me a video bubby had emailed her. It was of him wanking... She did not exaggerate. He had the dingus of a 4 year old asian boy. I distributed it to the rest of the knuckleheads, and made a gif of bubby zipping his zipper and used it as an avatar for a while. Then walt logged in as bubby and threatened to sue me.

fin.

I recall that night as if it was yesterday. $2 pint nights were good times.

Re: The Mallard/sneakysnake ordeal

Original post by Fruitdog
"There used to be another website, rantfan.com, similiar to this but geared more towards The Rant and that style of humor, you know more blood farts and vaginal slice born borns. Mallard Toss and another guy named Sneakysnake used to get into it real bad. They hated each other. So the story goes one day SS really pissed off MT and MT knew where SS worked. SS supposedly owned a drycleaners. So MT shows up at the drycleaners to confront SS and throw down some muy thai karate on his ass as MT is a certified dealer of kung fu death according to MT. SS hid out in the back with his korean help and called the police or maybe MT just gave up and left, I don't really remember.
As to why MT is deleting all his posts? I don't know but I maybe, just maybe SS has returned to revisited some cold, cold revenge and now MT is on the run deleting all traces of his whereabouts..."