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Author:  fruitdog [ Fri Sep 15, 2017 8:09 am ]
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cap wrote:
What's nastier? Smoking or dipping snuff?


the pouches aren't that bad. I might have on occasion partaking in a pouch while golfing.

Author:  or somesuch [ Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:37 pm ]
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Trained Goucho wrote:
Did always wears shorts guy make the cut?


I believe this question is still outstanding, tit.

Author:  Tit Whistle [ Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:57 pm ]
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or somesuch wrote:
Trained Goucho wrote:
Did always wears shorts guy make the cut?


I believe this question is still outstanding, tit.

That dude left on his own about a year ago. Turns out he was smarter than all of us.

Author:  jim jack [ Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:26 pm ]
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I had to put a mouse trap in my old SUV today. Dammit all to hell.

Author:  fruitdog [ Wed Oct 04, 2017 11:47 am ]
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Image

Author:  cap [ Wed Oct 11, 2017 4:17 pm ]
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Kim Carnes sounds like Rod Stewart in 'Bette Davis Eyes'

Author:  Trained Goucho [ Thu Oct 12, 2017 3:46 pm ]
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When I was a little kid my gay ears loved that song. Do you know what else? They still do.

Author:  jim jack [ Thu Oct 19, 2017 9:37 pm ]
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I do declare that I have the stupidest avatar on this forum.

Author:  Tit Whistle [ Fri Oct 20, 2017 9:14 am ]
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I like it, Hoob. Looks like the dog has a turd sticking out of its turdbutt.

Author:  Trained Goucho [ Fri Oct 20, 2017 10:44 am ]
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Hey, that’s neat. I never noticed the dog had a turd hanging out its turdbutt before.

Author:  Tit Whistle [ Fri Oct 20, 2017 11:02 am ]
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A couple weekends ago, I was at my 'puter upstairs just messing around on it. My 'puter sits next to a window from which I can see the next door neighbor's back yard. There's not much going on back there, but I can still see. They have dogs. Two of them. Labs, I think. Maybe one's a setter. He's kinda copper-colored. His name is Luke. The other is black. Her name is Raven. So they have a couple of good-sized dogs. Anyhoo, that day I see movement in their backyard so I glance over at it. Luke is out there and he turns his back toward me, gets down into that haunched dog poop position and pushes out a ginormous turd about the size of Seattle. They feed that dog well, I tell ya. He finished up, kicked a little grass on it, and ran off to another part of the yard. Maybe 30 seconds later, Raven walks over to it, started sniffing it, and...began to chow down. There was still steam coming off that thing. She didn't care. She got herself a hot lunch. Dogs are gross.

Author:  Trained Goucho [ Fri Oct 20, 2017 12:41 pm ]
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I like Luke as a dog name but Raven sucks.

Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:08 pm ]
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Tit Whistle wrote:
Raven walks over to it, started sniffing it, and...began to chow down. There was still steam coming off that thing. She didn't care. She got herself a hot lunch. Dogs are gross.


She's keeping the yard clean like a good little bitch. You never know when unexpected company will drop in.

Author:  Tit Whistle [ Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:18 pm ]
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Sweet Greggo wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
Raven walks over to it, started sniffing it, and...began to chow down. There was still steam coming off that thing. She didn't care. She got herself a hot lunch. Dogs are gross.


She's keeping the yard clean like a good little bitch. You never know when unexpected company will drop in.

I've seen the human missus of the house walk out into that backyard, grab the poop scoop, and clean up after the dogs. She's the only one who does it because she knows her place.

Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:20 pm ]
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Tit Whistle wrote:
Sweet Greggo wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
Raven walks over to it, started sniffing it, and...began to chow down. There was still steam coming off that thing. She didn't care. She got herself a hot lunch. Dogs are gross.


She's keeping the yard clean like a good little bitch. You never know when unexpected company will drop in.

I've seen the human missus of the house walk out into that backyard, grab the poop scoop, and clean up after the dogs. She's the only one who does it because she knows her place.


:babyarm: got dayum raht! :fist:

Author:  Tit Whistle [ Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:22 pm ]
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Trained Goucho wrote:
I like Luke as a dog name but Raven sucks.

Solid black animals are kinda limited when it comes to names since everyone wants to do a color themed one like Blackie or Midnight.

Author:  Trained Goucho [ Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:29 pm ]
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Do you ever people watch at the airport? Sometimes I people watch when I am at the airport and this week I was at the airport and people watched. I settled my gaze on this group of silly looking older rocker type dudes at my gate. It was gate 37, FYI in Atlanta for Delta. They weren’t pooping, they were just hanging out waiting for a flight to Jackson, MS on a Wednesday like the fucko typing this. Anydanghoo, I was stumped, stumped, I tell ya at who they were. They carried themselves with a certain air of celebrity, still sported metal hair, and dressed ridiculously for their ages. I decided I loved them for it. Some sad sack nookie seahag in a Pyromania concert t was tending to them. I couldn’t read her badge. I bet she was hot in her day, but gobs and gobs of cock suckin and fuckin and cocaine can age a person, I don’t have to tell any of yous. They boarded with the 1st class group :bigtime: and by the time my zone could board and I walked by them they were clinking their liquor drinks. :rockon: I looked at the concert calendar for Jackson and got nothing. There was, however, a big ass tour bus waiting for them upon landing right outside baggage claim. The sign on the side of the bus at long last Was the big reveal: Foghat. Seems the boyz in the band had themselves a gig in Laurel, MS last night at a fair before heading over Longview way for the Riders, Rockers, and Ribs festival. It’s tomorrow, fellas. Plan accordingly.

Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Fri Oct 20, 2017 2:23 pm ]
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Tit Whistle wrote:
Trained Goucho wrote:
I like Luke as a dog name but Raven sucks.

Solid black animals are kinda limited when it comes to names since everyone wants to do a color themed one like Blackie or Midnight.


:eek: nnsfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN02efoiKtg

Author:  Tit Whistle [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:56 pm ]
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The air inside your average neighborhood CVS is about 74% farts.

Author:  Trained Goucho [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 4:45 pm ]
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What did you buy? I’m a Walgreens man myself.

Author:  Tit Whistle [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:13 pm ]
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I'm a Walgreens man too but this CVS was conveniently located during lunch. We had to get some cold sore cream. That's right, both me and the missus are infected with a form of the herp. I probably got it and gave it to her. Anyhow, everywhere we walked in this CVS smelled like a fart except for the cold sore aisle. They weren't skin peelers or anything. Just your average fog bank of stale butt smoke. I think we got a nice fresh one from the old black man standing in front of us at the checkout. He seemed nice but I'm sure he planted one right before we walked up. Stay away from this race.

Author:  jim jack [ Fri Oct 27, 2017 12:52 pm ]
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Tit Whistle wrote:
I'm a Walgreens man too but this CVS was conveniently located during lunch. We had to get some cold sore cream. That's right, both me and the missus are infected with a form of the herp. I probably got it and gave it to her. Anyhow, everywhere we walked in this CVS smelled like a fart except for the cold sore aisle. They weren't skin peelers or anything. Just your average fog bank of stale butt smoke. I think we got a nice fresh one from the old black man standing in front of us at the checkout. He seemed nice but I'm sure he planted one right before we walked up. Stay away from this race.


:D

Author:  Trained Goucho [ Fri Nov 10, 2017 11:30 am ]
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Today is Edmund Fitzgerald day. I’m guessing Mike will bring it up later. I heard the song about the wreck of it earlier this morning by the great Gordon Lightfoot. My fave lyric from that song is “does anyone know where the love of God goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours”. Just brutal. Also, that cook was a lazy son of a gun.

Author:  jim jack [ Sat Nov 11, 2017 1:34 am ]
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Just the mere mention of that song caused an earworm. I wasn't crazy about it when it came out and it hasn't changed. But it's one of the biggest and worst earworms ever for me. It was stuck in my head all day.

Maybe I need to download the song and then I'll be cured. If that doesn't work, I'll try sacrificing a goat.

Author:  jim jack [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:54 pm ]
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I see on the Google welcome screen that this is the 131st anniversary of the Hole Puncher. That sounds like a good name for my weenar. The Hole Puncher.

Author:  Trained Goucho [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 5:44 pm ]
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Standard or 3 hole punch?

Author:  jim jack [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:26 pm ]
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:D :D :D

Author:  Tit Whistle [ Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:06 pm ]
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I just had a phone interview with a recruiter. Her crutch word was 'anyhoo'.

Author:  jim jack [ Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:02 pm ]
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I am doing a webinar right now. If I ever meet up with the person who invented the webinar, I will beat. their. ass.

Author:  cap [ Sat Feb 17, 2018 4:47 pm ]
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Have you been to Frisco lately? Tons of Indians. Not our kind. Those from over there. No wonder Somey is leaving

Author:  or somesuch [ Sun Feb 18, 2018 9:09 am ]
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:notsure:

Author:  Tit Whistle [ Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:28 am ]
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That's a smart move, somey. Hope you like your new place.

Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:58 am ]
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Euless has a restaurant called "A Taste of Pakistan" next door to "Bombay Grocery". Ebony and Ivory living in harmony!

Author:  Trained Goucho [ Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:02 pm ]
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You need a license to be a florist in Louisiana.

Author:  Tit Whistle [ Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:48 pm ]
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Career change?

Author:  Tit Whistle [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 5:56 am ]
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A shart is not a good way to start the day. :oops:

Author:  cap [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:08 am ]
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let it slide. don't force

Author:  cap [ Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:15 am ]
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A bee’s penis & testicles are the same thing - it’s an endophallus. During climax the bee becomes paralysed, the endophallus explodes & rips off as bee backflips, & it dies. The explosion is audible to human ears

Author:  Tit Whistle [ Fri Mar 30, 2018 11:45 am ]
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Job ended today.

Author:  Trained Goucho [ Fri Mar 30, 2018 1:46 pm ]
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Job is in the Old Testament.

Author:  Tit Whistle [ Mon Apr 02, 2018 5:51 pm ]
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New job started today.

Author:  bigboy [ Mon Apr 02, 2018 9:36 pm ]
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Did you wear the khakis?

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