fruitdog wrote:
I take more than the recommended dose of advil.
and hydrocodone too.
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Tue May 17, 2011 1:11 pm ] |
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I like to wear shorts. |
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| Author: | fruitdog [ Tue May 17, 2011 1:24 pm ] |
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I take more than the recommended dose of advil. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Tue May 17, 2011 1:37 pm ] |
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I only pop the knuckles on my left hand. |
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Tue May 17, 2011 1:40 pm ] |
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I used to eat corn dogs bread first, then the frank. McNuggets, too. I would peel them before I ate them. Still do if I'm alone. |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Tue May 17, 2011 2:03 pm ] |
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Whenever I pass a dead skunk in the road I bask in its aroma. |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Tue May 17, 2011 2:04 pm ] |
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I haven't worn a tie in almost 4 years. |
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| Author: | bigboy [ Tue May 17, 2011 2:21 pm ] |
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When babies begin eating 3 squares of baby food in a day, changing shitty diapers is elevated to a whole new level. |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Tue May 17, 2011 2:33 pm ] |
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I don't wash my hands after taking a leak. |
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Tue May 17, 2011 2:48 pm ] |
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I don't miss rockme. |
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| Author: | TerdFerguson [ Tue May 17, 2011 3:19 pm ] |
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Tit Whistle wrote: I haven't worn a tie in almost 4 years. Oddly I'm wearing one now. |
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| Author: | Stu [ Tue May 17, 2011 3:47 pm ] |
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I like chicken nuggets. |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Tue May 17, 2011 4:15 pm ] |
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I sometimes laugh at my own farts. |
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| Author: | cap [ Tue May 17, 2011 4:30 pm ] |
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Terd never returns calls |
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| Author: | fruitdog [ Tue May 17, 2011 4:48 pm ] |
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He returns my calls but then I again I pay my invoices. |
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| Author: | TerdFerguson [ Tue May 17, 2011 5:00 pm ] |
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It was good talking to you on the phone earlier Fruit. Keep in touch and don't be a stranger! |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Tue May 17, 2011 6:02 pm ] |
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Answering the "would you be interested in dessert" question by casually looking at the spouse and replying "you're the birthday girl, you decide" often gets a freebie. Only attempt at higher end places tho that don't do that bullshit birthday cheer. |
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| Author: | Cledus [ Tue May 17, 2011 8:19 pm ] |
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fruitdog wrote: I take more than the recommended dose of advil. and hydrocodone too.
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| Author: | Cledus [ Tue May 17, 2011 8:21 pm ] |
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I feel like such a big shot when cleaning animal carcus'. Almost like I should have an audience or something. |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Tue May 17, 2011 8:36 pm ] |
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Trained Goucho wrote: Answering the "would you be interested in dessert" question by casually looking at the spouse and replying "you're the birthday girl, you decide" often gets a freebie. Only attempt at higher end places tho that don't do that bullshit birthday cheer. That's a neat trick. I'll have to try that sometime. It's better than doing that douchey dessert laugh when you pat your tummy and say "Ohhhh no!" |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Wed May 18, 2011 12:48 pm ] |
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The only vowel not used in my full given name is 'u'. |
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| Author: | fruitdog [ Wed May 18, 2011 1:16 pm ] |
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So your middle name has an 'E' in it. Eleanor? |
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Wed May 18, 2011 1:42 pm ] |
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Ethel |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Wed May 18, 2011 1:58 pm ] |
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Esmerelda |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Wed May 18, 2011 3:16 pm ] |
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Extended drive time is as good a time as any to pull out the tweezers and pluck nose hair. God damn, it hurts like a mug but you really gotta stay on top of it. |
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| Author: | cap [ Wed May 18, 2011 3:35 pm ] |
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Use wet wipes |
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| Author: | TerdFerguson [ Wed May 18, 2011 3:36 pm ] |
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Trained Goucho wrote: Extended drive time is as good a time as any to pull out the tweezers and pluck nose hair. God damn, it hurts like a mug but you really gotta stay on top of it. You don't have a nose trimmer? They're handy and no pain whatsoever. |
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| Author: | cap [ Wed May 18, 2011 3:49 pm ] |
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what if you use it for your balls? |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Wed May 18, 2011 4:11 pm ] |
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I've had the same electric nose hair trimmer for about 15 years now. It's awesome and it beats the hell out of plucking them manually. Works on ear hair too. |
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Wed May 18, 2011 4:17 pm ] |
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I used to have dreams, but now I have shells of dreams. |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Mon May 23, 2011 11:06 am ] |
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Household cleaning brand Kaboom should never be used on marble. |
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| Author: | cap [ Mon May 23, 2011 11:43 am ] |
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whoops |
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| Author: | cap [ Mon May 23, 2011 3:22 pm ] |
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..........on the ticket |
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| Author: | Cledus [ Mon May 23, 2011 9:27 pm ] |
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Trained Goucho wrote: Household cleaning brand Kaboom should never be used on marble. What happens next? |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Tue May 24, 2011 8:53 am ] |
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Cledus wrote: Trained Goucho wrote: Household cleaning brand Kaboom should never be used on marble. What happens next? We will find the beauty in acid etched spotting. |
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| Author: | Diello [ Tue May 24, 2011 3:43 pm ] |
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Trained Goucho wrote: marble. Que Vivaldi. 
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| Author: | cap [ Tue May 24, 2011 3:52 pm ] |
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The National Weather Service has issued a Particularly Dangerous Situation due to the threat of severe weather. There is a high probability of EF2 and larger tornadoes, 2” and larger hail, and strong damaging winds in excess of 70 MPH. If you have to travel this evening use extreme caution as there is a very high probability of severe storms. The Town of Little Elm Office of Emergency Management will be monitoring the storms this evening and delivering warnings through Little Elm Alert! If you have not already done so please visit https://littleelm.sendwordnow.com/HomePage.aspx and register for Little Elm Alert! Outdoor Warning System (sirens) Activated for sustained 70MPH winds, Tornado sighting, Hail larger than 1.25”. If you hear the Outdoor Warning System Activate immediately move indoors and seek shelter. If there is not shelter available lie face down in a ditch and cover your head and neck with your arms and hands. What to do if there is a Tornado? Get underground if possible, else move to the most interior room of the first floor away from all windows. National Weather Service: http://www.srh.noaa.gov/fwd/ |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Tue May 24, 2011 4:10 pm ] |
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You're dumb if you believe that. |
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| Author: | Cledus [ Tue May 24, 2011 5:45 pm ] |
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Back before i started eating healthy, one of my favorite things to eat was the crums in the bottom of any and all dorrito's bags. <-- has dug a bag my wife threw away out of the trash to get those damn crums! 
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Wed May 25, 2011 8:18 pm ] |
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It's possible to fart so obnoxiously in the morning that your wife thinks the alarm clock is broken. |
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| Author: | cap [ Wed May 25, 2011 8:32 pm ] |
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Cledus wrote: Back before i started eating healthy, one of my favorite things to eat was the crums in the bottom of any and all dorrito's bags. <-- has dug a bag my wife threw away out of the trash to get those damn crums! U probably don't even drink beer anymore |
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| Author: | Cledus [ Tue May 31, 2011 7:03 am ] |
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Good one cap! 
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Tue May 31, 2011 8:33 am ] |
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Saltine cracker crumbs aren't on the level of Doritos crumbs, but they're good too. |
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