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If it were me I'd just dump a bag of oreos on the floor and let Cap eat them like the piece of shit he is.


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If it were me I'd just dump a bag of oreos on the floor and let Cap eat them like the piece of shit he is.


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If it were me I'd just dump a bag of oreos on the floor and let Cap eat them like the piece of shit he is.

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Using the scroll feature on Dishnet, channel 8403 is showing UFC Fight Nig.

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what's the difference between Isaac Newton and this dead baby in my arms?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.


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what's the difference between Isaac Newton and this dead baby in my arms?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.

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I was really hoping the forum had gone kaput, yet here we are, still kicking.


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I was really hoping the forum had gone kaput, yet here we are, still kicking.

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I was really hoping the forum had gone kaput, yet here we are, still kicking.


Fuck that! Have you SEEN the rest of the internet? It's a goddamn cesspool of politics, religion, conspiracy theories and pics of people's lunch.

NO. THANKS.

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It was a strange hour or so yesterday where I watched an erudite man give a considered farewell speech whilst reading about his replacement paying ladies of the night go pee pee. It gave me pause to reflect on how strange the world can be.


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I wonder what Gant Walden is up to these days.


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My iPad, you read that right player players, I have an iPad, :bigtime: fell off the bathroom counter this morning and face planted smack dab on the floor. I placed it there just before wiping after one of my bms. It still functions but the screen is all spider webbed now. This upsets me greatly. Wipe people problems.


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Sitting through a 90 minute webinar over crap that I already know really blows goats. I am 25 minutes in right now.

Not only that, I had somebody follow up on me to make sure little Hoob was actually on task.


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Fuck a bunch of mountain cedar.

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Wonder what caused this tree jerk reaction.


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Wonder what caused this tree jerk reaction.


High Mountain Cedar count is nothing to sneeze at.

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Sitting through a 90 minute webinar over crap that I already know really blows goats. I am 25 minutes in right now.

Not only that, I had somebody follow up on me to make sure little Hoob was actually on task.

Email this morning:

Team,

We are asked to name our district. Please send in all your ideas and we will all vote on a team name.


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Sweet Greggo wrote:
Trained Goucho wrote:
Wonder what caused this tree jerk reaction.


High Mountain Cedar count is nothing to sneeze at.


:babyarm:

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jim jack wrote:
Sitting through a 90 minute webinar over crap that I already know really blows goats. I am 25 minutes in right now.

Not only that, I had somebody follow up on me to make sure little Hoob was actually on task.

Email this morning:

Team,

We are asked to name our district. Please send in all your ideas and we will all vote on a team name.


Not bad. Short and to the point without being terse. I'd say you've crafted a winner.

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Substitute teacher thrown in the slammer for doing a cartwheel in class while not wearing any underbritches.

I normally don't read Smoking Gun stories, but this quote from the linked arrest affidavit made my day:

The student noted that she saw Sponsler’s “vagina open and close, as her legs were in the air.”

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I wonder if she queefed when that happened.

I saw the first picture and thought, 'oh, she can be rehabbed. She needs to come work with me.'

Then I saw the mug shot picture. Never mind.


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I guess nothing noteworthy was observed about her butthole. Most likely it was concealed by hair.


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Last Friday, some fucker that had cloned my debit card and managed to steal my PIN made two massive purchases in Houston and drained my checking account. My bank was Johnny on the spot and shut things down quickly. The money was back in my account by Wednesday and I had a new debit about an hour later. The real kick in the balls, other than my new card not being activated correctly and being declined at dinner that night, was having to update all of my automatic pay accounts that I had set up. I just got a new card last summer and it feels like I just finished straightening all of that shit out.

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That sucks, buddy. Been through it once myself. Sorry to hear about it.


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The craziest part is that they knew to the penny how much I had in my account by doing a balance inquiry the day before. There was a declined transaction that equaled what cleared my account between the inquiry and the purchases that went through. And another galling part is that I have no idea how they got my info and the cops and the bank weren't helpful in that regard. I'll probably avoid non-bank ATMs and paying at the pump with my PIN. I did both in the days leading up to it, but they could have gotten the information months earlier. The other weird factor is that the grocery store was 2 blocks away from where my grandmother lived when I was growing up. There's a good chance I had been in there as a wee bigboy.

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It happened to us after Mrs Tit used our card at a shady- looking Sbarro at a mall in Florida while visiting my dad a few years back. Later that day there were a bunch of purchases at a Walmart 3 hours away. The bank was suspicious of it and called us about it. We got our money back but it's still a pain in the ass.


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I fear the card skimmer, especially at gas pumps.


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My cousin that manages a bank branch said it was likely a skimmer/camera combo on a gas pump or a non-bank ATM. I used a shady gas station pay at the pump when I was in a hurry a few weeks ago and I wouldn't be surprised if it happened there.

And Tit, I would like to commend you for admitting that you or someone in your family ate at a Sbarro. That takes courage.

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:D that was the first thing I thought of. I miss those Michael Scott office years.


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I fear the card skimmer, especially at gas pumps.

:babyarm: I only use credit cards for gas. I've never heard of ATM skimmers.


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:D that was the first thing I thought of. I miss those Michael Scott office years.


:babyarm: A great episode. Every time we've gone to NYC, I throw out the "Times Square. Named for the good times you have when you're in it" quote.

I've been rewatching it during lunch over the last week or so and I will say that the early seasons have held up well. The short first season isn't as funny as 2 and 3, but it's the set of episodes that most resembles the tense and uncomfortable nature of the British version.

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So 9 months after Claudio Ranieri pulled off the biggest minnow sporting achievement in the history of sport, he get's fired. Proves that with my lack of initiative, effort and achievement at work and I have been here 16 years that getting noticed is not the way to go.


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So 9 months after Claudio Ranieri pulled off the biggest minnow sporting achievement in the history of sport, he get's fired. Proves that with my lack of initiative, effort and achievement at work and I have been here 16 years that getting noticed is not the way to go.


It's an incredible turn of events. The team has an incredible year that EVERYONE said was lightning in a bottle, and after touching the sun they fall hard and the manager gets sacked. But if they would have finished 13 last year and this his job would probably be okay.

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Listen ladies. If you wear fake nails, fine. They look pretty. However, if you have one broken one, they are all broken. Take them all off until you can make it back to the salon. Broken nails are gross. You look like a cheap whore. Get your nails fixed

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Tomorrow, on the SE corner of Renner and N Plano Rd in Richardson, a new Chik-Fil-A opens.

Today, there's a shitload of tents in the parking lot there full of people who can't wait for a new fucking Chik-Fil-A to open.


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hopefully they're doing some kind of giveaway


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hopefully they're doing some kind of giveaway


Look Tit, you made his Chicken Nugg pants go crazy. :D

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Look Tit, you made his Chicken Nugg pants go crazy. :D

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