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Oddly I'm wearing one now.


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Answering the "would you be interested in dessert" question by casually looking at the spouse and replying "you're the birthday girl, you decide" often gets a freebie. Only attempt at higher end places tho that don't do that bullshit birthday cheer.


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Answering the "would you be interested in dessert" question by casually looking at the spouse and replying "you're the birthday girl, you decide" often gets a freebie. Only attempt at higher end places tho that don't do that bullshit birthday cheer.

That's a neat trick. I'll have to try that sometime. It's better than doing that douchey dessert laugh when you pat your tummy and say "Ohhhh no!"


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So your middle name has an 'E' in it.
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Extended drive time is as good a time as any to pull out the tweezers and pluck nose hair. God damn, it hurts like a mug but you really gotta stay on top of it.


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Extended drive time is as good a time as any to pull out the tweezers and pluck nose hair. God damn, it hurts like a mug but you really gotta stay on top of it.


You don't have a nose trimmer? They're handy and no pain whatsoever.


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I've had the same electric nose hair trimmer for about 15 years now. It's awesome and it beats the hell out of plucking them manually. Works on ear hair too.


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Household cleaning brand Kaboom should never be used on marble.


What happens next?

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Trained Goucho wrote:
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What happens next?


We will find the beauty in acid etched spotting.


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Que Vivaldi. :bflat:

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The National Weather Service has issued a Particularly Dangerous Situation due to the threat of severe weather. There is a high probability of EF2 and larger tornadoes, 2” and larger hail, and strong damaging winds in excess of 70 MPH. If you have to travel this evening use extreme caution as there is a very high probability of severe storms.







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Back before i started eating healthy, one of my favorite things to eat was the crums in the bottom of any and all dorrito's bags.


<-- has dug a bag my wife threw away out of the trash to get those damn crums! :banghead:

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Cledus wrote:
Back before i started eating healthy, one of my favorite things to eat was the crums in the bottom of any and all dorrito's bags.


<-- has dug a bag my wife threw away out of the trash to get those damn crums! :banghead:

U probably don't even drink beer anymore

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