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Author:  jim jack [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 8:06 pm ]
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I think I'm going to start a thread about dumb or funny comments on websites. This one came from http://washedupcelebrities.blogspot.com about Tracey Gold:

ass vomit said...

I would always pretend I was a body snatcher and would posses carol's body. I would then sneak into kirk's room and get double teamed by kirk and boner while alan thicke watched humming the theme to diff'rent strokes.... god those were the days. I would finish all three of them off whipping their nutt saks with a broken off car antenna until they came.
Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:24 pm ]
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thx for tha lolz :D
Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:26 pm ]
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Can we all play? I got one:

Involving a story reported on in my stolt news thread about a man assaulting a kid on a plane as it was taxiing to the hanger, we get the sage words and advice from one "RotimusPrime", who not only can't believe CNN would make up nonsense words, but finds it incredible that in this day and age violence on a jet is important enough to report on.

"RotimusPrime First off, what is taxiing for take off?

Secondly, REALLY!? This is news!?"
Author:  bigboy [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:35 pm ]
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I've been trolling the DMN story about the Arlington cop that was shot last night. Those types of stories usually bring out the comment nut jobs. No good ones yet.
Author:  jim jack [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:43 pm ]
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Sweet Greggo wrote:
Can we all play? I got one:

Involving a story reported on in my stolt news thread about a man assaulting a kid on a plane as it was taxiing to the hanger, we get the sage words and advice from one "RotimusPrime", who not only can't believe CNN would make up nonsense words, but finds it incredible that in this day and age violence on a jet is important enough to report on.

"RotimusPrime First off, what is taxiing for take off?

Secondly, REALLY!? This is news!?"


:babyarm:

The "why is this in the news" is an automatic thumbs down vote for me.
Author:  Tit Whistle [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:44 pm ]
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Saw this on the Grubes board: "Jorples"
Author:  TerdFerguson [ Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:36 am ]
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What was the posters name?
Author:  Diello [ Thu Dec 30, 2010 10:04 pm ]
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WaltienKing
Author:  cap [ Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:10 pm ]
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Burn
Author:  jim jack [ Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:31 am ]
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From the Wednesday Denton RC police blotter was this comment:

Why don't they print the stupid/funny stories? My husband had to call the police on Monday because some weirdo's version of a snowman was an 8ft penis completed with the "dangles". It was pretty detailed and in the dead center of his yard, which just happened to be on Windsor between Woodrow Wilson and Strickland. Geez, these people now adays have no morals.
Author:  jim jack [ Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:26 pm ]
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A female teacher in the Paris, Texas area got 3 years in the pokey for screwing students. I found this message on a TV station message board and I promise it was not me:

Posted by: Greggo Location: Boyd, TX on Jan 13, 2011 at 01:39 PM

How many students did she have sex with? What were the sex of the alleged students? Does she like her job? That's not what I meant. Does she like her gig?
Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:45 pm ]
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The man is legend.
Author:  Cledus [ Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:48 pm ]
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"Microphone Johnson" has been known to drop a few comments on the DMN too. :D
Author:  Ichabod [ Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:41 am ]
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On MSNBC firing Keith Olbermann...

FIBiker writes...

"He was caught sucking Rachel Madcow's penis."
Author:  jim jack [ Sat Jan 22, 2011 12:40 pm ]
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Ichabod wrote:
On MSNBC firing Keith Olbermann...

FIBiker writes...

"He was caught sucking Rachel Madcow's penis."


:D
Author:  jim jack [ Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:29 pm ]
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From Yahoo! Sports and the story of Serena Williams' mother having bad things to say about Kim Clijsters:

Oracene Williams, the alleged "mother" of the Penus/Sereno brother/sister pairing, said she can't stand Kim and that she rooted for Li Na to take the finale "because someone new should win".

Funny, that. When Serena wins her 11th slam she doesn't seem to mind that it's the same old Godzilla that's been winning slams since 1999.

Oracene looks like Samuel L. Jackson with a girl's wig and glasses.

I guess that Oracene, apart from being a racist, hates Kim for having the ability to give birth to normal kids. It must be tough having only fugly hermaphrodites plop out of that hole.

Btw, Sereno and his sister Penus are the most successful brother/sister couple on the WTA ever. They are also the ONLY such couple.
Author:  jim jack [ Wed Feb 02, 2011 6:01 pm ]
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In the middle of a tiresome argument over who killed more Arabs (Arabs or the U.S.), we get this:

Why on earth are you people arguing about whether Americans or Arabs are killing more Arabs. As long as ANYBODY is killing Arabs, it's all good!

Let's instead devote our energy to encouraging EVERYBODY to kill more Arabs. Now that's a more constructive way to look at the situation.
Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:30 pm ]
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jim jack wrote:
In the middle of a tiresome argument over who killed more Arabs (Arabs or the U.S.), we get this:

Why on earth are you people arguing about whether Americans or Arabs are killing more Arabs. As long as ANYBODY is killing Arabs, it's all good!

Let's instead devote our energy to encouraging EVERYBODY to kill more Arabs. Now that's a more constructive way to look at the situation.

That wasn't posted by arabhatinwalt, was it?
Author:  jim jack [ Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:18 pm ]
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From gordonkeith.com:

21 Responses to “Superbowl Tuesday”


Gordon Keith
February 1, 2011 at 6:34 pm #
First!
Author:  jim jack [ Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:23 pm ]
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From a random blog with commenting turned on:

Campbell was going to come out with an Obammy soup but they couldn't fit a watermelon in the can.
Author:  cap [ Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:33 am ]
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jim jack wrote:
From a random blog with commenting turned on:

Campbell was going to come out with an Obammy soup but they couldn't fit a watermelon in the can.

as long as he gets the Raiders to the playoffs, i don't care.
Author:  jim jack [ Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:04 am ]
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cap wrote:
jim jack wrote:
From a random blog with commenting turned on:

Campbell was going to come out with an Obammy soup but they couldn't fit a watermelon in the can.

as long as he gets the Raiders to the playoffs, i don't care.


:D
Author:  jim jack [ Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:09 pm ]
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:50, I'm an american indian... since you feel so bad, will you give me your stuff?

12:39 PM
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:39,
Naw,
You'd just sell it and drink it all away.
Author:  jim jack [ Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:14 pm ]
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From Facebook:

Guy: I want to thank my wife and everyone I work with for taking care of me and thinking of me while I've been sick. Thank you guys I love you.

Response: What was wrong? last I heard you were reinforcing your toilet for when your brother came to visit.
Author:  jim jack [ Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:52 pm ]
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From a football coaches board, discussing a 2A school:

only school football field i've coached on that is UPHILL(and down hill).......told the capt.:"if we win the toss...forget the wind...TAKE THE TOP OF THE HILL"......
Author:  jim jack [ Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:44 pm ]
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From Fark:

Cruz must be in the best shape of his life if he's had to round the bases 4 times already and not yet pulled something.
Author:  fruitdog [ Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:59 pm ]
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Stolen from Reddit:

Would you still masturbate if, instead of millions of sperm coming out, only one big one came out and you had to kill it before it killed you?

Don't worry about the physics of it, just imagine the scenario. A bulldog-sized sperm comes bursting out and it has teeth, eyes, and everything. You have to somehow kill it, or it's going to kill you.

Personally, I think it would be fucking awesome. Unfortunately, everyone would know when you just finished jerking it.

I definitely would at least once just for the experience after that I don't know. I probably end up shooting it into a barrel of water and clamping a lid on it real quick.
Author:  Tit Whistle [ Tue Apr 26, 2011 2:02 pm ]
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I'd shoot it off the top of Reunion Tower.
Author:  Cledus [ Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:50 pm ]
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Tit Whistle wrote:
I'd shoot it off the top of Reunion Tower.


Thats Racist.
Author:  jim jack [ Tue May 03, 2011 9:33 pm ]
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From a NASCAR board, some guy named oneeyedappaloosa said:

Oh, I almost forgot to say it...jr. still couldn't race his way to the
bathroom if he had diarrhea.
Author:  jim jack [ Tue May 31, 2011 5:08 pm ]
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From a cbs11 story about some guy not keeping a cemetery mowed:

I bet all your iPod/MP3 player has on it is a recording of someone saying “breathe in, breathe out” over and over again so your stupid ass doesn’t suffocate… What a waste of oxygen you are !!!
Author:  jim jack [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:01 pm ]
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A couple of days ago it was announced that Roger Emrick got the Death Star announcer job after Jody Dean stepped down. Richie Whitt wrote about it and here are a few of the comments:

Jerry Jones taint:
See what happens when a local radio station will suck my cock, I give everyone jobs. Roger deserves this job but armen got his gig bc Richie kept putting my balls in his mouth. How'd they taste richie. Oh and one more thing, don't fuck this up cbs, just ask george what happens when ur station double crosses me. One last thing, richie, if u ever want on the payroll, lose the earring, buy some jeans w/o holes,bring the douchiness down 3 levels, and get rid of th convertable miata, my wife is laughing at you. Yours truly,
The man who runs this town

Richiescumstainedanus:
Morning boys, just got done blowing a load in the shower. I hate wasting a hard on looking at all the fat chicks at work so I took care of it. Hey richie, can you explain what a mans asshole feels like clinched around just the tip of ur penis. Why do strippers simulate sucking my cock through my jeans, does denim taste good sybil? I guess armen will replace cock with a microphone on sundays. Why didn't sybil get the job? Jerry think her radio anthrax voice wiould kill everyone at the stadjium?

I fucked ur mom too:
So was it richie or armens dick you ate the shit off of last night, couldn't remember who was pitching last night. Now go shove a dill in ur mouth

Sloppy Joe 2:
Listen, you ball-draining bitch. Even if Richie's blog isn't great, what the fuck kind of lifeless loser insults him all day, everyday? If I don't like a blog, I don't fucking read it.

But you fucking shit stains sit around her ripping him, liking each other's comments, and sucking each other's dicks dry, because you've got nothing else.

The Fan keeps climbing. Richie's stock is rising. You fuckers are just left beating each other off.

Richie's overinflated ego:
I liked your comment. Happy now? Stop getting so butthurt. I'm sure Richie will plow your asshole into oblivion when he finishes massaging Jerry's prostate.

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/sportat ... y_mike.php
Author:  jim jack [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:28 pm ]
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I found this on Georgie's Twitter page. Some other guy posted it there:

One of my dogs crapped in the utility room, and I just flew to Newark with a pound of it on my foot. I thought the guy next to me sharted.
Author:  vbear [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 1:08 pm ]
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Cap said he talks to God earlier.
Author:  cap [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:02 pm ]
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dude. you're making me look like a nut over there.
Author:  vbear [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:52 am ]
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cap wrote:
dude. you're making me look like a nut over there.
i could never post anything and do that.
Author:  jim jack [ Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:09 am ]
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From a blog that allows comments. The subject was the death of Steve Jobs:

This economy sucks, we keep losing Jobs. This is Obama's fault.
Author:  cap [ Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:16 am ]
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jim jack wrote:
From a blog that allows comments. The subject was the death of Steve Jobs:

This economy sucks, we keep losing Jobs. This is Obama's fault.

:babyarm:
Author:  bigboy [ Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:13 am ]
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D Magazine did away with comments on Front Burner a few years ago because of bad behavior. They brought them back a few months later with the stipulation that they would be heavily moderated. Yesterday a commenter posted as Mrs. Tim Roger and told Tim to eat a bag of dicks. Tim couldn't stand it, tracked the guy down by IP address and the email address he used with the comment, called him at work to give him the what for, and recorded it.

Hilarity ensued.

This is the same guy who made quite a name for himself by being threatened by Mark Cuban with castration via a recorded phone call.
Author:  Trained Goucho [ Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:06 am ]
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That guy really seemed to hit a nerve with Tim.
Author:  jim jack [ Wed Oct 26, 2011 12:29 pm ]
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Quite a few of the comments are taking Tim to task for having thin skin.

Maybe I'm getting soft in my old age or something, but I no longer have patience for random anonymous goobers attacking other people on line.

And if any of you don't like it, you can eat a bowl of dicks.
Author:  TerdFerguson [ Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:14 pm ]
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I think I hate to say this but calling a guy at work and asking him if he wants to be tattled on? Because the guy had a different opinion than Tim? I'm pretty sure the guys comments were not meant to be literal and were meant to be interpreted as shut the hell up already but I guess Tim really felt like the guy wanted him to die. Let's pretend Tim really felt the guy wanted him dead, why didn't Tim ask him why that was the case? Instead Tim asked him if he wanted to let his boss know what he was doing on company time. I think I would rather D stick with letting me know which dive bar it's cool to be seen or dumb art show to go to than telling me what our starting rotation should be doing.
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