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Evan Grant says dumb stuff on Twitter, but he is right on the money on this one:

Paula Deen scares me. On many levels.


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I Googled vitamin E libido and got this gem from wiki.answers.com:

vitamin e triggers a relase of a separate kind of mitochondria which is present in certain kinds of tissues, one of which is the penis. this gives the sensation. ultimatly a huge boner that feels goooood.


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From a Fark thread about people who use annoying punctuation in e-mail:

This reminds me of a funny facebook picture where some guy convinced his grandma that lol was short for "lots of love". It was all fun and games until someone died and grandma posted something like, "I'm sorry to hear your father died, LOL!"


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"Tune-in next week when Bi-Curiosity lands on Uranus!"


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I've seen posts supposed from fundies bashing the Curiosity landing saying it's a waste of money, God tells you all you need to know, blah blah. It's amazing how some people revel in their own ignorance.

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So someone in a comments section posted something stupid? I never thought I would see the day. Idiots aside, with the unemployment rate topping 8% and the government $16 trillion in debt, it's easy to question why taxpayers are spending $2.5 billion. I don't care either way, just sayin'.


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Why are you rich people always complaining about money? You've got plenty. Make it rain yo!

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I'm all for spending whatever is necessary to ensure that one day I may be able to get the fuck off this planet.


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I'm all for spending whatever is necessary to ensure that one day I may be able to get the fuck off this planet.


What.A.Turncoat.Whoore

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I'm all for spending whatever is necessary to ensure that one day I may be able to get the fuck off this planet.


Here you go.

http://www.virgingalactic.com/


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Cledus wrote:
Why are you rich people always complaining about money? You've got plenty. Make it rain yo!


You're the richest one here.


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TerdFerguson wrote:
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I'm all for spending whatever is necessary to ensure that one day I may be able to get the fuck off this planet.


Here you go.

http://www.virgingalactic.com/

I'm gonna need help from the American middle class taxpayers to achieve my dream.


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or somesuch wrote:
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Why are you rich people always complaining about money? You've got plenty. Make it rain yo!


You're the richest one here.


I know right. We don't get to travel to Europe thrice yearly like you do. You walk into a bar over there and they all yell "Cle!" and then turn back around to their game of corn hole that you introduced to them.


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TerdFerguson wrote:
with the unemployment rate down to 8% from 10% when Obama took office and the government $16 trillion in debt with the help of fighting an unnecessary war, letting wall street run wild and then letting them off the hook, it's easy to question why taxpayers are asking to stop spending money on shit we don't need, tax income the same for EVERYONE, and make the church pay taxes because then spending $2.5 billion will seem like peanuts. Hell, maybe we could even spend a little more so our world can become just a wee bit more intelligent instead of sticking our heads in the sand and wishing we were back in the dark ages where gays knew to stay silent, dark skinned people had no rights, and if you didn't like someone you could just call them a witch and have them executed.. I don't care either way, just sayin'.


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TerdFerguson wrote:
or somesuch wrote:
Cledus wrote:
Why are you rich people always complaining about money? You've got plenty. Make it rain yo!


You're the richest one here.


I know right. We don't get to travel to Europe thrice yearly like you do. You walk into a bar over there and they all yell "Cle!" and then turn back around to their game of corn hole that you introduced to them.


:banghead: Haychoo! :mad:

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It creates jobs.

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It creates jobs.

So you are saying Obama is against it

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The fake CJ Wilson Twitter account has this gem:

I'll be at my grand opening of CJ Wilson Mazda today where "You overpay for a car that has no Clutch" #zeropercentfinance


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From a Wise County blogger:

The only way Ryan Lochte can pee is in the pool. The only way I can pee is in the bed.


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From Fark:

I don't see why Texans are so butthurt about not getting a Shuttle. The whole state got Columbia, didn't it?


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From a message board. I shot beer out my nose when I read this:

I took a dump at the house the other day that had a weird/gross/kind of cool sound. It was like my butt hole had a hinge on it like a snake does with its jaw and it just opened up for chewed up food to fall out. It was almost like the sound you make when shuffling cards but not really.


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From Topix.com, Decatur. A thread was started complaining about competitive cheer moms, and some guy posted this gem, and I swear it wasn't me:

I am going to put my kid in cheer lesson in Decatur. I am gonna boink so much cheer mom ass that it aint funny! Swinger mommas, be on the lookout cause I am gonna spank your flank!


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A comment from a story about Big Tex:

Obammy lied, Big Tex died.


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While watching the Cowboys Thanksgiving game mess, my brother and I amused ourselves by browsing Twitter.

A guy named GREGGO@TCUWhiteTrash made us laugh with this comment:

Erin Andrews has a camel toe you could put a saddle on...

Yes, it was that Greggo.


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Somehow stumbled on an old blog and saw this comment about Tammy Dombeck, former channel 5 girl:

Everytime Dombeck turns to her Right, she covers up 8 lanes of Highway.


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She just got married btw:

http://www.dfw.com/2012/12/18/727437/ta ... ed-in.html


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Looks like he could be her creepy uncle.

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I Googled how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Here is one of the comments on a website:

I licked a tootsie pop 562 times to get to the center tootsie roll;) I practice licking my girlfriend and have very good technique....so i guess it might take the average joe a few more licks.


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From Angelswin.com:

I still think we should get that fat kid who catches all the homers in Texas. He seems to have better routes than Josh lately.


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From a coaching message board, the topic was "Reasons why your team won't make the playoffs next year:"

I blame it solely on their parents who should have just shot it down the drain.


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Aggies lose a dog. Reply
Rev7 is dead.
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Saw his legs off!
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if the Ags skip class if the dog barks, what do they do if it croaks?
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Corby Davidson ‏@corbydavidson 2h

It's a bad night when 1.Boy wets bed in middle of night 2.Comes downstairs to my bed 3. I can't sleep 4.Listen to dog lick balls for 2 hours

Barry Switzer ‏@Barry_Switzer 1h

@corbydavidson Yours?


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Jeremy Moran ‏@poponjer 25m

Any Cowboys Mount Rushmore that doesn't include Rowdy, Crazy Ray, Jody Dean, and Brad Daluiso isn't one I want any part of.

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:D :D :D :D :D


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Mike Guerrero ‏@thesporq 21h

@tweetgrubes @pxpdoug "Running around all hopped up on goofballs, in a constant state of hoobie-goobie." BEST. QUOTE. EVER.
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RT @John_Peterson3: @texashsfootball Levelland wins in 5OT. Wild game, including a delay of game penalty on the Homecoming Halftime show.

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Hoob's comment: I have seen this nearly happen a few times. Once a town went way over, and it was just the officials saying, "fuck it, I don't care" that kept them from getting a penalty.

Seriously, you have 28 minutes to do your damn show. Get it done and get off the field.


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Corby Davidson ‏@corbydavidson 8m

Is it impossible to make a basket at the State Fair on their rigged hoop? Not for me motherfuckers!!! Victory.


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Adam J. Morris ‏@lonestarball 1h

As the guy on VH1 said, Carly Simon wrote "You're So Vain" about James Taylor, and Taylor wrote "Horse With No Name" about Carly.


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funny but that's not a James Taylor song


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I always thought it was about Warren Beatty.


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No, it was Vicodin.


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