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 Post subject: Observations
PostPosted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:08 pm 
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It's still too hot outside to enjoy a latte.


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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I imagined you typed that post in a Jerry Lewis voice.


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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I imagined you typed that post in a Jerry Lewis voice.


That's too bad, cuz I posted it in a Jerry Lee Lewis voice.

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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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<---posts in an Emmanuel Lewis voice


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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We should hold hands some time.

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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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If by hands you mean penises then call meh.


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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Women that wobble clumsily when they walk in high heeled shoes seem more like floozies thereby making them even sexier.


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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Dutch people like drinking erry night, real hard!
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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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did her jizz taste like beer?

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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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did her jizz taste like beer?


Normally, your stupid posts make me giggle, but not today.


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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did her jizz taste like beer?


No it tasted like bacon grease.

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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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did her jizz taste like beer?


Normally, your stupid posts make me giggle, but not today.

sounds like we need to golfing so you can learn funny again.

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You'd just dice, so why waste the effort?


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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I'm on new meds. I won't even tell you and Fruit to slow the eff down.

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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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The effectiveness of the Dyson Animal is a real eye opener to the grossness of carpet as a floor covering option.


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Pop Rocks and KY are an interesting combination.


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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The Amish can do cool things with their hair.


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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The semi-precious gem known as Tiger's Eye is actually petrified asbestos.


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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Did you guys observe these things or did you just read them?


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It's raining.


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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Tit Whistle wrote:
Somey is an expert threadcrapper.


Now THAT is an observation.


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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I have the best man hair ever. <---observed and texted to me by a lady neighbor


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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Mourning doves may appear to be the most civilized of the backyard birds on the feeders yet they are just as apt to shit all over the privacy fence.


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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Tit Whistle wrote:
I have the best man hair ever. <---observed and texted to me by a lady neighbor


Is she hot? Get her registered.


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I have the best man hair ever. <---observed and texted to me by a lady neighbor


Is she hot? Get her registered.


it was lady ticket p1 that texted him.


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I have the best man hair ever. <---observed and texted to me by a lady neighbor


Is she hot? Get her registered.

She's not. :sad:


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rowdyhatinwalt wrote:
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I have the best man hair ever. <---observed and texted to me by a lady neighbor


Is she hot? Get her registered.


it was lady ticket p1 that texted him.

Is that that real tore up one that showed up at one the anniversary parties?


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Forgetting to turn the stove off can cause damage to a skillet.


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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Stu wrote:
Forgetting to turn the stove off can cause damage to a skillet.

:babyarm: sometimes it's hard to remember how to put out a grease fire when you have a grease fire


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fruitdog wrote:
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Forgetting to turn the stove off can cause damage to a skillet.

:babyarm: sometimes it's hard to remember how to put out a grease fire when you have a grease fire

Simple. You throw the smoking skillet over the fence.


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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Stu wrote:
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Stu wrote:
Forgetting to turn the stove off can cause damage to a skillet.

:babyarm: sometimes it's hard to remember how to put out a grease fire when you have a grease fire

Simple. You throw the smoking skillet over the fence.

before, during, or after eating said fence?


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