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 Post subject: Re: Observations
PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:03 pm 
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It's a pretty neat trick tho. Lemon angel food cake is tasty too.


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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Did any of them talk about being black?


That dude was the worst.


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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This guy has an almost perfectly square head. Oh, and he killed his grandpa. I had cousins that always said peepaw. That annoyed me.

Pic of square head: (the neck beard really highlights it)
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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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I have never understood the attraction of that guy Computer. Total spare.


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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Heard Dave Barnett doing a UNT game today. That guy is really good. It is too bad he will be known for a botched robbery and henchmen.


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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Rigor mortis impacts the armadillo in far more dramatic fashion than other deceased roadside critters.


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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i think they have it when alive

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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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From: Dallas Coon [mailto:dcoon@xxxx.com]
Sent: Thursday, April 13, 2017 10:56 AM
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Subject:Transfer of 1 loan

Hello all,

Looks like the customer is due for 4/1/17, has he sent in his April payment yet? We like to receive interim payments, as well as any escrow balances, within two business days of the transfer date or before the transfer date at any time. Is this something you can accommodate?
I have attached our wire instructions for your convenience.
Thank you!

Dallas Coon
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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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I thought he was in marketing.

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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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I thought he was in jail.


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From: Dallas Coon [mailto:dcoon@xxxx.com]
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Do they not let you type "ass" on the work computer?

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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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So awesome.


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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Having Taco Casa for lunch and then loading a spicy dinner from Wing Stop on top will result in bung hole chaos.

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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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It's highway robbery what mom & pop garden centers are charging for adirondack chairs these days.


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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It's highway robbery what mom & pop garden centers are charging for adirondack chairs these days.

It's insane, they just lean back. Whoopidy fucking doo


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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Just make em. Doesn't look difficult.

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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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I was told this is old. I'm copying/pasting it anyway because it made an old man smile.

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> [*] Clueless Newbie
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> [ ] You omitted punctuation
> [ ] You omitted spacing
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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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I've been observing a lot of people pronouncing "room" as "ruhm" lately. I don't like it.


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Two of my kid's teachers have taught her that the word "crayon" is pronounced exactly like the word crown. That drives me nuts.

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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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How do you feel about schedule? You like "skedule" vs "shedule"?


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Skedule is the way to say it in American. I work with someone that fancies himself as being a sophisticated world traveler. He likes to wow us all by saying “petrol” and other fancy words.

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Tit Whistle wrote:
How do you feel about schedule? You like "skedule" vs "shedule"?


I have yet to hear "shedule".


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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Two of my kid's teachers have taught her that the word "crayon" is pronounced exactly like the word crown. That drives me nuts.


That is bad teaching.


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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Two of my kid's teachers have taught her that the word "crayon" is pronounced exactly like the word crown. That drives me nuts.


:cap: Do those teachers "ask" questions or do they "aks" questions?

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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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How do you feel about schedule? You like "skedule" vs "shedule"?


I have yet to hear "shedule".


Twist: I hung out with some friends ( :bigtime: ) this past weekend. The dude said "shedule" and his wife called him out on it and said he says it all the time. He's British though so it may be ok.


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Tit Whistle wrote:
How do you feel about schedule? You like "skedule" vs "shedule"?


I have yet to hear "shedule".


Twist: I hung out with some friends ( :bigtime: ) this past weekend. The dude said "shedule" and his wife called him out on it and said he says it all the time. He's British though so it may be ok.


I only say it like that when I do my Picard impression.

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I only say it when I do my Gam doing Picard impression. :cool:

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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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Flower water in a vase smells really bad.


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 Post subject: Re: Observations
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I've never understood why people like the smell of flowers. It might be the most overrated smell. MEH!


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I've never understood why people like the smell of flowers. It might be the most overrated smell. MEH!


fresh cut grass might have something to say about that. :roll:

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It's the semi-annual Welcome to Beirut holiday out here in Wise County. I wonder how long it's going to take for them to finish shootin' off all of the shit they bought from the fireworks stand. Some of us olds would like to go to sleep.

So far, nobody has blown up any Tannerite this time. Not yet, anyway. That shit sounds like a sonic boom when it goes off.


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It's the semi-annual Welcome to Beirut holiday out here in Wise County. I wonder how long it's going to take for them to finish shootin' off all of the shit they bought from the fireworks stand. Some of us olds would like to go to sleep.

So far, nobody has blown up any Tannerite this time. Not yet, anyway. That shit sounds like a sonic boom when it goes off.


Happy New Year to you too, ya old.

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