Delkus undersold this last night.

impossible

I'm already preparing my "I'm working from home" email for tomorrow morning, which means I'm simultaneously loading up my Netflix 'watch instantly' queue.

here is > there isn't it bwg

he said "rainy mix turning to all snow by late Thursday afternoon with accumulations starting in the evening" . don't defend him. this is bullshit. things need to be closed now.

Looks dicey out there. Everyone be careful. Except for any fat ass former high school retards. in your case, hit the gas pedal and aim for a tree.

I giggled because he had passed me about a minute before.

fair enough, my walk to work this morning was pretty normal. I did get some accumulation in my zztop beard tho.

Looks dicey out there. Everyone be careful. Except for any fat ass former high school retards. in your case, hit the gas pedal and aim for a tree.

If it is dicey, Cap will be excited.

Is it cold enough for ya?

If it is dicey, Cap will be excited.

Just got the email. We're shutting down the office at noon.

we don't do inclement weather days. if you don't feel it's safe to come in then you take a sick or vacation day.

Sounds like a company that doesn't care about it's employees.

here is the email we just got from our dickhead rightwing CFO:
This is my (almost) annual (for last 27 years) email re: inclement weather, which Al Gore & the New York Times refer to as Global Warming. Strange, but as I recall, I usually only send this out because it is snowy, cold, and icy... oh well, I'm sure they know best...

Anyway, according to the NYT, you are the problem. You insist on exhaling 20 times per minute, all day and all night. So this company is not responsible for this Warming problem, you are (as you can plainly see by looking out the window)! Even Al Gore has not blamed this company. So again, your fault, not the company's. Therefore, if you choose to enjoy the lovely tropical weather that the whole country is enjoying, it must be charged to VACATION. We are not paying you to enjoy this great weather! {That would be silly, now wouldn't it!}

So, if we don't see your smiling faces tomorrow, we'll know that you are working on your tan and enjoying your vacation!

here is the email we just got from our dickhead rightwing CFO:
This is my (almost) annual (for last 27 years) email re: inclement weather, which Al Gore & the New York Times refer to as Global Warming. Strange, but as I recall, I usually only send this out because it is snowy, cold, and icy... oh well, I'm sure they know best...

Anyway, according to the NYT, you are the problem. You insist on exhaling 20 times per minute, all day and all night. So this company is not responsible for this Warming problem, you are (as you can plainly see by looking out the window)! Even Al Gore has not blamed this company. So again, your fault, not the company's. Therefore, if you choose to enjoy the lovely tropical weather that the whole country is enjoying, it must be charged to VACATION. We are not paying you to enjoy this great weather! {That would be silly, now wouldn't it!}

So, if we don't see your smiling faces tomorrow, we'll know that you are working on your tan and enjoying your vacation!

Is this a large company? I can't believe your HR dept puts up with that. Does he also tell you which god to pray to?

It's 520 something people. The president of the company goes around eveybody's office and wishes everyone merry christmas every year. It's quite comical when he gets to the muslim guy near me. Very awkward.

I just got a vision of a Michael Scott type going up to the muslim guy with fist cocked and telling him to "blow me up, dawg" followed by awkward silence.

He's a piece of work. Every election he'll send out a voting guide company wide from something called the heritage foundation.

We've been advised to close at 3:00 PM today and open back up at 10:00 AM tomorrow. I will use this time to catch up on Lost and Southland.