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Looks dicey out there. Everyone be careful. Except for any fat ass former high school retards. in your case, hit the gas pedal and aim for a tree.


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Delkus undersold this last night.


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Sure would've been nice to have some school closings as a reason to not go to work. :sad:


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Delkus undersold this last night.

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Delkus undersold this last night.

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he said "rainy mix turning to all snow by late Thursday afternoon with accumulations starting in the evening" . don't defend him. this is bullshit. things need to be closed now.


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It is snowing like a maternal fornicator.

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I'm already preparing my "I'm working from home" email for tomorrow morning, which means I'm simultaneously loading up my Netflix 'watch instantly' queue.


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I'm already preparing my "I'm working from home" email for tomorrow morning, which means I'm simultaneously loading up my Netflix 'watch instantly' queue.
here is > there isn't it bwg


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I'm already preparing my "I'm working from home" email for tomorrow morning, which means I'm simultaneously loading up my Netflix 'watch instantly' queue.
here is > there isn't it bwg


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Trained Goucho wrote:
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Delkus undersold this last night.

impossible
he said "rainy mix turning to all snow by late Thursday afternoon with accumulations starting in the evening" . don't defend him. this is bullshit. things need to be closed now.

He still had his jacket on so he clearly wasn't taking it seriously.


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Looks dicey out there. Everyone be careful. Except for any fat ass former high school retards. in your case, hit the gas pedal and aim for a tree.


:sad:

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Hoob High School=out. Too bad they made the call when I was nearly there.

But that's ok. Wife had to go to work. And I've got beer. Lots of beer. Stay tuned.


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Is this any different than driving when it's raining?


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It's a little more dicey because of the slush. I saw two cars in ditches, and I saw a kid spin out but not hit anything. I giggled because he had passed me about a minute before.


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I giggled because he had passed me about a minute before.


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fair enough, my walk to work this morning was pretty normal. I did get some accumulation in my zztop beard tho.


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Is it cold enough for ya?


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fair enough, my walk to work this morning was pretty normal. I did get some accumulation in my zztop beard tho.

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rowdyhatinwalt wrote:
Looks dicey out there. Everyone be careful. Except for any fat ass former high school retards. in your case, hit the gas pedal and aim for a tree.

If it is dicey, Cap will be excited.


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If it is dicey, Cap will be excited.


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Is it cold enough for ya?

I got it.

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Just got the email. We're shutting down the office at noon.

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I didn't go in today because I didn't feel like it. Figured everyone would be splitting around now anyway. Glad I didn't bother.

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we don't do inclement weather days. if you don't feel it's safe to come in then you take a sick or vacation day.


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Business as usual still.


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I Carroll school is closing so everyone started freaking out. Now I am sitting in a 99% empty office.

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Looks dicey out there. Everyone be careful. Except for any fat ass former high school retards. in your case, hit the gas pedal and aim for a tree.

If it is dicey, Cap will be excited.

not bad

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Just got the email. We're shutting down the office at noon.

do you work for fags?

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we don't do inclement weather days. if you don't feel it's safe to come in then you take a sick or vacation day.

Sounds like a company that doesn't care about it's employees.


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We've been advised to close at 3:00 PM today and open back up at 10:00 AM tomorrow. I will use this time to catch up on Lost and Southland.

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we don't do inclement weather days. if you don't feel it's safe to come in then you take a sick or vacation day.

Sounds like a company that doesn't care about it's employees.

here is the email we just got from our dickhead rightwing CFO:
This is my (almost) annual (for last 27 years) email re: inclement weather, which Al Gore & the New York Times refer to as Global Warming. Strange, but as I recall, I usually only send this out because it is snowy, cold, and icy... oh well, I'm sure they know best...

Anyway, according to the NYT, you are the problem. You insist on exhaling 20 times per minute, all day and all night. So this company is not responsible for this Warming problem, you are (as you can plainly see by looking out the window)! Even Al Gore has not blamed this company. So again, your fault, not the company's. Therefore, if you choose to enjoy the lovely tropical weather that the whole country is enjoying, it must be charged to VACATION. We are not paying you to enjoy this great weather! {That would be silly, now wouldn't it!}

So, if we don't see your smiling faces tomorrow, we'll know that you are working on your tan and enjoying your vacation! :)


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we don't do inclement weather days. if you don't feel it's safe to come in then you take a sick or vacation day.

Sounds like a company that doesn't care about it's employees.

here is the email we just got from our dickhead rightwing CFO:
This is my (almost) annual (for last 27 years) email re: inclement weather, which Al Gore & the New York Times refer to as Global Warming. Strange, but as I recall, I usually only send this out because it is snowy, cold, and icy... oh well, I'm sure they know best...

Anyway, according to the NYT, you are the problem. You insist on exhaling 20 times per minute, all day and all night. So this company is not responsible for this Warming problem, you are (as you can plainly see by looking out the window)! Even Al Gore has not blamed this company. So again, your fault, not the company's. Therefore, if you choose to enjoy the lovely tropical weather that the whole country is enjoying, it must be charged to VACATION. We are not paying you to enjoy this great weather! {That would be silly, now wouldn't it!}

So, if we don't see your smiling faces tomorrow, we'll know that you are working on your tan and enjoying your vacation! :)


I prefer my executive team to have a more mature sense of humor and show a little caring for their employees. We are on the same schedule as DISD. Our email said to watch the news and if we have to get on the road to be careful. Your guy just sounds like a total dickdouche.

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He's a piece of work. Every election he'll send out a voting guide company wide from something called the heritage foundation.


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Is this a large company? I can't believe your HR dept puts up with that. Does he also tell you which god to pray to?

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fruitdog wrote:
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fruitdog wrote:
we don't do inclement weather days. if you don't feel it's safe to come in then you take a sick or vacation day.

Sounds like a company that doesn't care about it's employees.

here is the email we just got from our dickhead rightwing CFO:
This is my (almost) annual (for last 27 years) email re: inclement weather, which Al Gore & the New York Times refer to as Global Warming. Strange, but as I recall, I usually only send this out because it is snowy, cold, and icy... oh well, I'm sure they know best...

Anyway, according to the NYT, you are the problem. You insist on exhaling 20 times per minute, all day and all night. So this company is not responsible for this Warming problem, you are (as you can plainly see by looking out the window)! Even Al Gore has not blamed this company. So again, your fault, not the company's. Therefore, if you choose to enjoy the lovely tropical weather that the whole country is enjoying, it must be charged to VACATION. We are not paying you to enjoy this great weather! {That would be silly, now wouldn't it!}

So, if we don't see your smiling faces tomorrow, we'll know that you are working on your tan and enjoying your vacation! :)


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Is this a large company? I can't believe your HR dept puts up with that. Does he also tell you which god to pray to?

It's 520 something people. The president of the company goes around eveybody's office and wishes everyone merry christmas every year. It's quite comical when he gets to the muslim guy near me. Very awkward.


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Is this a large company? I can't believe your HR dept puts up with that. Does he also tell you which god to pray to?

It's 520 something people. The president of the company goes around eveybody's office and wishes everyone merry christmas every year. It's quite comical when he gets to the muslim guy near me. Very awkward.

I just got a vision of a Michael Scott type going up to the muslim guy with fist cocked and telling him to "blow me up, dawg" followed by awkward silence. :D

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Is this a large company? I can't believe your HR dept puts up with that. Does he also tell you which god to pray to?

It's 520 something people. The president of the company goes around eveybody's office and wishes everyone merry christmas every year. It's quite comical when he gets to the muslim guy near me. Very awkward.

I just got a vision of a Michael Scott type going up to the muslim guy with fist cocked and telling him to "blow me up, dawg" followed by awkward silence. :D


I just got a vision of Image

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He's a piece of work. Every election he'll send out a voting guide company wide from something called the heritage foundation.

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We've been advised to close at 3:00 PM today and open back up at 10:00 AM tomorrow. I will use this time to catch up on Lost and Southland.

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