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 Post subject: Re: Weather shit = on!!
PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 4:43 pm 
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You better show your work on that calculation.

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 Post subject: Re: Weather shit = on!!
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Trained Goucho wrote:
I wonder if fart made it.


We got hit pretty badly, some of the neighbors got hit worse. We had a new roof in January, we will be getting another one soon. The siding is pretty fucked up too.

I have never seen anything like it. I watched hail going into the pool, it was like something off a movie with the splashes them fuckers were making. Adjuster coming out in the morning.


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I wonder if fart made it.


We got hit pretty badly, some of the neighbors got hit worse. We had a new roof in January, we will be getting another one soon. The siding is pretty fucked up too.

I have never seen anything like it. I watched hail going into the pool, it was like something off a movie with the splashes them fuckers were making. Adjuster coming out in the morning.

Max out on the personal items damage if you can. We really wish we'd gone all the way and gotten an even bigger check. Our guy didn't seem to give a shit. He was cool.


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 Post subject: Re: Weather shit = on!!
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Don't fix that roof just yet.

I guess thunderstorms are the new wintry mix. Delkus has had a hardon for the impending storm for at least 3 days. Would serve him right if all we got was a light sprinkle.

Sky's are clear right now. Only bad stuff in Texas is in Midland.

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I see he's coined a new acronym, PDS, for "potentially dangerous situation"


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 Post subject: Re: Weather shit = on!!
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If this were medieval times we would strip the lying Delkus witch and force him to walk down Main Street while we threw eggs and tomatoes at him.

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If this were medieval times we would strip the lying Delkus witch and force him to walk down Main Street while we threw eggs and tomatoes at him.

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My friends up in the 903 got their ass hung up on last night. Some still don't have power.


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We lost our power for about an hour last night. I can't remember the last time that happened. My grid is strong. :cool:

We did have one house in our neighborhood get struck by lightning! Set the attic on fire, but no one was hurt. Minimal damage.

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My innernets went down right when I heard a super loud clap of thunder. My power didn't even flicker tho.


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I see on Twitter that all county fire departments have been put on storm watch. It appears that the Hoob love shack is about to get drilled by an oncoming storm.

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Some folks can tell weather from the smell. Others have a knee that bothers them when a storm is brewing. Yesterday I figured out it was going to rain because I have a dog that has a full on anxiety attack and freaks out when the barometric pressure rises. When the thunder rolls and the lightning strikes at Gamelot, the Carl starts breathing heavy and pacing around the house a la Bowfinger.

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yesterday's tornado in Okie--gets really formed at 5 minute mark, Mike


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Just went for a walk. It's fuckin' hot outside.


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I know, global warming, right?


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Finally getting the roof fixed tomorrow after, ya know, 40 days of waiting. We had to switch contractors because the first people who we agreed to have do everything suddenly stopped returning our calls. Fortunately, we didn't sign a contract with them and didn't pay them a dime for anything. They can fuck right off. Had to call someone else and get put on the bottom of their To Do list. At least these new guys are good and they've already done most of the work for a neighbor. I think we can rely on them.

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When we got the shit hailed out of us a couple of years ago, I was really wary of roofers. We were fairly lucky with our choice.


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I had a guy from Wylie come out to give me a quote for all the work on our house. Two weeks later and not a damn word. Another contractor came out and was all pissy with us. It is difficult to find reputable people to come out.


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Should just deal with the illegals. At least they're honest. Except for the whole sneaking illegally into the country

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I had a guy from Wylie come out to give me a quote for all the work on our house. Two weeks later and not a damn word. Another contractor came out and was all pissy with us. It is difficult to find reputable people to come out.

These days they're all booked solid. If you can't find anyone, I can give you the info of my guy. His company is based out of Waxahachee and he's doing jobs all over the metroplex. He got on our job pretty quickly after we contacted him.


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Tit Whistle wrote:
fart wrote:
I had a guy from Wylie come out to give me a quote for all the work on our house. Two weeks later and not a damn word. Another contractor came out and was all pissy with us. It is difficult to find reputable people to come out.

These days they're all booked solid. If you can't find anyone, I can give you the info of my guy. His company is based out of Waxahachee and he's doing jobs all over the metroplex. He got on our job pretty quickly after we contacted him.


Thanks. I have two guys coming out over the next couple of days to give me quotes. I will see how they go. I may take you up on it if they fall through.


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It's hot and humid


Cap, I agree. It is hot and it is humid also.


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I know it's August and it's Texas but it's hot as a motherfucker out there. So glad I wasn't born a Mexican day-laborer.


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Tit Whistle wrote:
I know it's August and it's Texas but it's hot as a motherfucker out there. So glad I wasn't born a Mexican day-laborer.


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This heat is bullshit.


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I know it's August and it's Texas but it's hot as a motherfucker out there. So glad I wasn't born a Mexican day-laborer.


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This heat is bullshit.


As I left my office this afternoon and walked into the parking lot, I honestly thought I might burst into flames before reaching my car! :dep:

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I know it's August and it's Texas but it's hot as a motherfucker out there. So glad I wasn't born a Mexican day-laborer.


:babyarm:

This heat is bullshit.


As I left my office this afternoon and walked into the parking lot, I honestly thought I might burst into flames before reaching my car! :dep:

I went to the land to shoot and burn stuff. It was too hot to do either. Let's go Fall

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Played golf twice this weekend, it wasn't that bad. The nice breeze yesterday made it quite tolerable.


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