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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | I've got good news and bad news |
The good news: I finally got a day off. The bad news: I get to spend it at home peeing out of my butt. Good times. |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I've got good news and bad news |
i like a good stomach bug. it's very cleansing |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I've got good news and bad news |
I think gam's telling us he's got a wiener in his butt. |
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| Author: | TerdFerguson [ Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I've got good news and bad news |
I had one a couple of weeks ago and I got EVERYTHING out. I was getting down to black tar and stuff. Played one of my best rounds of golf the next day. Weird. |
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I've got good news and bad news |
My toilet has turned into a reverse bidet. Kinda sexy when you think about it, except for the clean up. |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I've got good news and bad news |
install a toilet cam to document your experience |
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| Author: | Virgin Elbows [ Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I've got good news and bad news |
TerdFerguson wrote: I was getting down to black tar and stuff. That's what happens when you have butt sex with black guys. I tried to warn you. |
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I've got good news and bad news |
Round 2 Went to the clinic last night after work and got diagnosed with walking pneumonia. They gave me a shot of mayonnaise and prescription for some super antibiotic. This combo of crap has turned my innards into a Louisiana swamp. I've had more mudslides this morning than California in the rainy season. This is why I don't go to doctors, don't get flu shots, etc. If I would have stayed the course as usual I would have been uncomfortable for a couple of days but I would have gotten over it. I take the extra step ONE TIME and now after a week my hip feels like someone did a roundhouse on it from that damned shot and my ass has turned into hell's version of Old Faithful. |
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| Author: | Stu [ Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I've got good news and bad news |
Elmer's story was better. |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I've got good news and bad news |
Especially when Donnie the Retard called that nurse the N-word. |
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| Author: | TerdFerguson [ Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I've got good news and bad news |
Stu wrote: Elmer's story was better. God rest his soul. |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I've got good news and bad news |
I'd like to thank gam for spreading aids via forum. *heads to toilet for more butt leakage* |
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I've got good news and bad news |
You can never say I didn't contribute. |
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