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Author:  jim jack [ Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:18 pm ]
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Multiple news outlets are reporting that Reggie Bush has finally performed the final "F" on Kim Kardashian. There are four "Fs" in a relationship:

1. Find.
2. Finger.
3. Fark.
4. Forget.

Good for Reggie for knocking off some tasty white meat and then dropping her before her ass swelled up even more. It's one of the few things he has done right.

I am Hoob, and this was pointless.
Author:  rowdyhatinwalt [ Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:59 pm ]
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I support this thread wholeheartedly.
Author:  jim jack [ Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:02 am ]
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This morning Junior Miller called her "the overbootied" Kim Kardashian. I woke up Mrs. Hoob laughing.
Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:29 am ]
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I predict good things about this thread. Good things.
Author:  jim jack [ Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:35 am ]
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Hopefully it'll be a funny disaster. Everything I know about celebs I hear on e-news or read about on FARK.
Author:  jim jack [ Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:06 pm ]
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Everybody who is obsessed with the stupid details of Michael Jackson's death is a dumbass. If you are mildly interested in what is going on, you are in the clear and are not a dumbass. But if you are searching high and low for stories, commenting on message boards (I am excluded from this) and especially those who are claiming foul play, you probably should just crown yourself a dumbass, dumbass.

Yes, he was famous. He made some really cool music during his heyday. But his wheels flew off a long time ago and he hasn't been worth a crap for years. His dumbass lifestyle killed him with death. Let it go, dumbasses.

I am Hoob, and this thread is pointless.
Author:  TerdFerguson [ Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:29 pm ]
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I heard an interview with Jermaine about his brother's death and that he felt there was something not quite right about the details of his passing but yet during Michael's molestation trial, he thought it was completely normal for a grown man to invite boys over to sleep with him and he was innocent of any wrong doing.
Author:  jim jack [ Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:23 pm ]
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After seeing the story about some 53 year old being hauled in for stalking Miley Cyrus, I've got to ask the question:

What is the big deal with her?

She isn't interesting. She's not pretty and she's not going to be. But we are treated to stories about her all the time. The ultimate story was the slant-eyed story from a few months ago when she and some friends posed while pulling their eyes slanted.

She is so boring that I can't even work up a good rant about her. I am having second thoughts about clicking the Submit button.
Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:56 pm ]
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jim jack wrote:
After seeing the story about some 53 year old being hauled in for stalking Miley Cyrus, I've got to ask the question:

What is the big deal with her?

She isn't interesting. She's not pretty and she's not going to be. But we are treated to stories about her all the time. The ultimate story was the slant-eyed story from a few months ago when she and some friends posed while pulling their eyes slanted.

She is so boring that I can't even work up a good rant about her. I am having second thoughts about clicking the Submit button.

Don't worry about her, hoob. She's just the latest birth from the Disney vagina. She'll be forgotten as soon as she hits 22.
Author:  jim jack [ Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:04 pm ]
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Yep. I guess someone else will be appointed to take her place.

At least when Britney was a teen, there was at least a little bit of something to look at and feel guilty about.
Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:09 pm ]
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ahhhh yes. pre 21 britany was indeed a sight.

Here's hoping the next prodigy is a mutt. I'm thinking mix a little Grecian or Indian in there... high cheekbones, almond shaped eyes, pitch black hair... mmmmm
Author:  RayinDallas [ Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:57 am ]
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jim jack wrote:
This morning Junior Miller called her "the overbootied" Kim Kardashian. I woke up Mrs. Hoob laughing.



I await your analysis of Bruce Jenner's response to these developments with fervored anticipation...
Author:  jim jack [ Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:34 pm ]
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I sometimes check on the NY Post's website for celeb crap for my pointless news. It took a few beers to realize something about this site:

It is horrible. It makes my eyes have stink left nose.
Author:  rowdyhatinwalt [ Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:41 pm ]
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jim jack wrote:
I sometimes check on the NY Post's website for celeb crap for my pointless news. It took a few beers to realize something about this site:

It is horrible. It makes my eyes have stink left nose.

I love you, sir.
Author:  vbear [ Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:14 am ]
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Jon Voight is a paranoid moron
Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:27 pm ]
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vbear wrote:
Jon Voight is a paranoid moron

How is Voight a warrior in many ways? Was is when he did the homo scene in Midnight Cowboy? That was pretty Braveheart of him, I guess.
Author:  Tit Whistle [ Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:56 pm ]
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Sweet Greggo wrote:
vbear wrote:
Jon Voight is a paranoid moron

How is Voight a warrior in many ways? Was is when he did the homo scene in Midnight Cowboy? That was pretty Braveheart of him, I guess.

Give him a break. He's been in a wheelchair since he came home from Nam.
Author:  RayinDallas [ Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:12 am ]
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Tit Whistle wrote:
Sweet Greggo wrote:
vbear wrote:
Jon Voight is a paranoid moron

How is Voight a warrior in many ways? Was is when he did the homo scene in Midnight Cowboy? That was pretty Braveheart of him, I guess.

Give him a break. He's been in a wheelchair since he came home from Nam.


As was forced to give oral to Jane Fonda to boot....ewwwwww!!!!
Author:  jim jack [ Sun Jan 09, 2011 12:12 am ]
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So, Jaime Pressly gets a DWI and I hear about how hot she is. Seeing her mug shot tells me otherwise.

How did this whore get a job acting, anyway? Oh, wait. I get it now.
Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:05 pm ]
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I never thought she was much to look at. Her mug shot doesn't look much different than normal. I dunno what the hubbub is.
Author:  Diello [ Sun Jan 09, 2011 6:12 pm ]
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Find some nudies of her. At one point, she had the almost perfect body.
Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Sun Jan 09, 2011 6:23 pm ]
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Ah, I see your point. Still not much on the pretty side, but I can overlook that now.
Author:  TerdFerguson [ Sun Jan 09, 2011 9:24 pm ]
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jim jack wrote:
So, Jaime Pressly gets a DWI and I hear about how hot she is. Seeing her mug shot tells me otherwise.

How did this whore get a job acting, anyway? Oh, wait. I get it now.


:babyarm:
Author:  jim jack [ Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:33 pm ]
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Sooooo, numerous sites are linking Charlie Sheen to Bree Olson.

http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/01/charlie-sh ... ree-olsen/

I only know the names of about 3 girls in porn, and she's one. Most of her vids on youpron involve masturbation.
Author:  jim jack [ Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:38 pm ]
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And her videos are wonderful.
Author:  jim jack [ Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:38 pm ]
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I'll be right back.
Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:19 pm ]
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oh good god. :puke:
Author:  bigboy [ Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:45 pm ]
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jim jack wrote:
Most of her vids on youpron involve masturbation.


They sure as shit don't put them up there so you can enjoy them with popcorn and an Icee.
Author:  rowdyhatinwalt [ Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:19 am ]
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Genius line from that article:
I’d rather put my dick in a komodo dragons mouth than a girl after she’d been with Charlie Sheen.
Author:  jim jack [ Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:40 pm ]
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I'm pretty sure I posted this somewhere else on this board but I can't find it.

Bree Olson got a DUI from the Fort Wayne, Indiana po-po. She is from there. Had a minor traffic accident and blew a .19 on the breathalyzer. Her name is known in the mainstream because of her relationship with Charlie Sheen.

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/pu ... 7712.shtml

Whatever you do, don't ever look at her Twitter feeds.
Author:  jim jack [ Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:28 pm ]
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I have always hated Jim Gray the reporter. Total douche. Lower than Skip Bayless.

These days he is languishing for the Golf Channel. Well, he was.

He got sent home yesterday from his gig for getting into an argument with Dustin Johnson's caddy. The thing is, he actually asked Johnson about being late for tee time DURING HIS ROUND. His caddy should be canned for not kicking Gray's ass on TV.

Hoob.
Author:  jim jack [ Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:40 am ]
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And now Charlie Sheen reports that Bree Olson has dumped him via text.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/20 ... test=faces

In the photo that accompanies the story she looks really, really plain.
Author:  jim jack [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:41 pm ]
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Sara Evans is a country singer who looks purty in pictures. She went through a messy divorce. Her ex-husband claimed that while married to him, she fucked about a dozen other guys including Richard Marx, Kenny Chesney, 4/5 of Three Doors Down, some of her own band, plus a few other guys.

Now he says their 3 kids are exposed to inappropriate behavior on the tour buses (drinking and drugs) and he wants half custody.

If he hadn't included Kenny Chesney in the adultery thing I would have believed his story.
Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Sat Apr 30, 2011 8:31 am ]
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Why is Richard Marx still alive?
Author:  jim jack [ Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:51 pm ]
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And so one of Sheen's "goddesses" is on the cover of the August Playboy: Bree Olson.

This is more proof that Playboy is passe. She should have been on the March or April cover. Her story is about as cold as my wife right now.
Author:  jim jack [ Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:58 pm ]
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I once found a "dreamcatcher" stashed in the closet. My wife bought it at a flea market. I threw it away.

I guess Miley Cyrus found it:

Image
Author:  bigboy [ Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:44 am ]
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jim jack wrote:
And so one of Sheen's "goddesses" is on the cover of the August Playboy: Bree Olson.

This is more proof that Playboy is passe. She should have been on the March or April cover. Her story is about as cold as my wife right now.


Why would anyone pay to see her nekkid in Playboy when there are probably a million free images of her online?
Author:  cap [ Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:37 am ]
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she is a porn star. you watch her get banged by black dudes on the internet for free......i would guess :oops:
Author:  jim jack [ Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:17 pm ]
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Forgive me if Corby covered this today.

It appears that Jesse James and Kat Von D have split the sheets. Supposedly it was the long distance between their homes.

Hoob's translation: She was tired of the Vanilla Gorilla.
Author:  jim jack [ Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:59 pm ]
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When Hef dies, he will be known for a bunch of stuff.

For me, I'll always remember his fiance saying he only lasted 2 seconds.

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/harris_ ... GrN4CpydEN
Author:  Sweet Greggo [ Thu Jul 28, 2011 12:04 am ]
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That's twice as long as I would have lasted with her.
Author:  Stu [ Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:44 am ]
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He's 85. What does she expect?
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