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Miley sucks (NSFW)

I linked to page 2 of the site since it was the most...interesting.


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I clicked on this for some reason and then giggled when he went on a social media website to ask everyone to respect their privacy.


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These people claim that LeAnn Rimes looks hot in these pictures.

Somebody needs their eyes checked.

And although she is a small girl, I bet her pussy is a gaping maw.


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These people claim that LeAnn Rimes looks hot in these pictures.

Somebody needs their eyes checked.

And although she is a small girl, I bet her pussy is a gaping maw.


She was a cute kid, but puberty bitch slapped her.

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It is reported that Kemal Amin Kasem's body has reportedly gone missing.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... topsy.html

Hoob's take on this: Does it really matter? The old sumbitch is dead and can no longer reach for the stars.


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It is reported that Kemal Amin Kasem's body has reportedly gone missing.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... topsy.html

Hoob's take on this: Does it really matter? The old sumbitch is dead and can no longer reach for the stars.
I don't care! I still have the points, right?

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jim jack wrote:
It is reported that Kemal Amin Kasem's body has reportedly gone missing.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... topsy.html

Hoob's take on this: Does it really matter? The old sumbitch is dead and can no longer reach for the stars.
I don't care! I still have the points, right?


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I went to Graceland in 1995. I left the place thinking: Elvis, BFD. Even though I've played his music for years, that opinion hasn't changed.

Among the things one can see in the area are his two planes. I went into (the) Lisa Marie. Rumors are out that the planes might be moved, and of course his fans are going berserk about it. Priscilla has implored them to calm down.

We are a nation of dumbasses.


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Hank Baskett is causing a decline in milk production.

Hoob's take on this: Kendra doesn't look well.


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Hank Baskett is causing a decline in milk production.

Hoob's take on this: Kendra doesn't look well.


I doesn't bother me at all that I have no clue who these people are.

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Little Hoob was allowed to stay up an hour late on Wednesday nights to watch the Johnny Cash Show. During this time, Johnny's wife had a son and they named him John Carter Cash.

Now 44, Mr. Cash was arrested in Newfoundland for stripping down in an airport. After some discussion, it was decided to just send him on his way without being charged. Few people saw the incident happen.

Hoob's take on this: if you are gonna get nekkid, do it in an airport out in the sticks where few will see you.

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It appears that Screech carries a blade and won't hesitate to cut yo ass if you cross him.

https://www.tmz.com/2014/12/26/saved-by ... itchblade/

Hoob's take on this: Screech, this does NOT give you cred, white boy.


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I see that the Food Network's Giada De Laurentiis is getting a divorce. It is alleged that she grexed Matt Lauer and Bobby Flay.

She denies it.

My mom has subjected me to dozens of hours of this awful network. Every time Giada is on, the reaction from mom is the same: "Look at her. She sure loves to show off those boobs."

Every time, I pretend not to notice while daydreaming about what type of nipples those things have.

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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's pointless views about celebrities
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I always thought she looked like a bobble head doll.

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Florence Henderson is 80. That's old. I read a story about her having a younger friend with benefits who throws the meat to her on occasion. And it makes me wonder.

Would I?

She looks really good for her age. And I'm always horny. And she likes sex. And I bet she is really good at it.

But...she's 80. Oh, what the hell. *Unzips pants*

Decide for yourself.


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The only way to get rid of riff-raff like Bruce Jenner is to ignore them. When you pay attention to them, you validate their existence and they keep on with it.

Ignore them, they'll go away. Anyone who doesn't ignore them is queer.


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The only way to get rid of riff-raff like Bruce Jenner is to ignore them. .
:babyarm: it's already an annoying story it's been one day.

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 Post subject: Re: Hoob's pointless views about celebrities
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no. it's a story of attention grabbing hollywood bullshit :puke:

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I don't know any gay people that I could ask, but do you think that gays ever wish that they weren't lumped in with the transgenders? I mean, I know some gay folks, and they seem normal, because I haven't seen them chugging each others pickles. I guess I just don't get the whole transgender thing. It seems like you're dressing up for Halloween, or a Star Trek convention, every day of your life.

I think you're either male or female, and you stick with that. If you happen to be attracted to your own kind, then so be it. Don't tell me that there is nothing odd to changing gender!


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Wow, Sean Avery makes this thread for the second time. It appears he has the habit of fucking with homeless people and then posting it online. This has made quite a few people angry.

He has a wife, a model who looks washed-up. There is also a picture of him smoking. I didn't know hockey players these days did that. Well, I guess he's not a hockey player, technically.

Hoob's take on this: I still hate that sonofabitch.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ntent=link


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Man, I'm probably not one to talk, but that dude is a grade A piece of shit.


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jim jack wrote:
Florence Henderson is 80. That's old. I read a story about her having a younger friend with benefits who throws the meat to her on occasion. And it makes me wonder.

Would I?

She looks really good for her age. And I'm always horny. And she likes sex. And I bet she is really good at it.

But...she's 80. Oh, what the hell. *Unzips pants*

Decide for yourself.


Oh my.


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looks like them duke boys are at it again


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Who just up and puts their hands down a woman's pants? I mean, I fantasize about doing that to random women all the time, but I never have actually done that.

Yet.


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Who just up and puts their hands down a woman's pants? .

zeke elliott?

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Sylvester Stallone v Richard Gere in 1994. Who would pick in this fight? Apparently the two actors nearly engaged in hand to hand fisticuffs vying for the affections of one lady princess Diana as told by Elton John.

Here are excerpts from this salacious story and I copy and paste:

I couldn’t help notice a strange atmosphere in the room. Judging by the kind of looks he kept shooting them, Diana and Richard Gere’s newly blossoming friendship was not going down well with Sylvester Stallone at all,” he adds. “I think he may have turned up to the party with the express intention of picking Diana up, only to find his plans for the evening ruined.”
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When it was time for dinner, John remembers that the group noticed that both Gere and Stallone were absent, and that his now-husband David Furnish discovered them “squaring up to each other, apparently about to settle their differences over Diana by having a fist-fight.”


Although Furnish was able to break things up, John notes that the tension between the trio was noticeable for the rest of the evening.

“After dinner, Diana and Richard Gere resumed their position together in front of the fire, and Sylvester stormed off home,” John writes, adding that the actor yelled that he “never would have come” if he knew “Prince f—n’ Charming was gonna be here.’ ”


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I'm picturing them using lines from various movies while squaring off, of course.

I didn't know about this story. I have often wondered what celebs had her. Supposedly Bryan Adams did.


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Pro golfer Rickie Fowler got married over the weekend, which really isn't big news. But who he married is news.

He married pole vaulter Allison Stokke, who unwillingly became famous at age 17 when she was photographed getting ready to compete in the pole vault. She was quite, uh, fetching in the photo.

Unfortunately, her family was extremely disturbed and pissed off by online comments such as, "I wonder if she does anal."

That was 12 years ago. Really? Time flies.

Hoob's comment: good for them both.


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She is so hot....at 18 or after

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21 years ago this week, Fabio gets hit in the face by a goose on a roller coaster. Do you remember this? I do, but I had forgotten about it.

I bet this would have been much bigger story had it happened in the age of social media, but in 1999 it was just a small 30 second story on the local news.

The incident happened at Busch Gardens Williamsburg, VA. It's near the water. The roller coaster is called Apollo's Chariot. The coaster opened up March 30th, 1999. They flew in Fabio for the inaugural ride since he fit the theme and they surrounded him with women dressed in Greek goddess attire. The first hill down a 10 lb goose flies by the coaster and hits him directly in the face.

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The chick behind his left shoulder looks like she thought it was all fun and games until she discovered her blood facial.


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After doing some more exhaustive research, it seems a goose who had been nesting nearby just up and flew into the path of the speeding coaster car. Best anyone could tell, the goose hit the front of the car, breaking its neck. The bird's carcass then flipped upward, striking Fabio on the bridge of his nose and causing a cut that would later require three stitches.


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