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PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:18 pm 
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Multiple news outlets are reporting that Reggie Bush has finally performed the final "F" on Kim Kardashian. There are four "Fs" in a relationship:

1. Find.
2. Finger.
3. Fark.
4. Forget.

Good for Reggie for knocking off some tasty white meat and then dropping her before her ass swelled up even more. It's one of the few things he has done right.

I am Hoob, and this was pointless.


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I support this thread wholeheartedly.


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This morning Junior Miller called her "the overbootied" Kim Kardashian. I woke up Mrs. Hoob laughing.


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I predict good things about this thread. Good things.

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Hopefully it'll be a funny disaster. Everything I know about celebs I hear on e-news or read about on FARK.


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Everybody who is obsessed with the stupid details of Michael Jackson's death is a dumbass. If you are mildly interested in what is going on, you are in the clear and are not a dumbass. But if you are searching high and low for stories, commenting on message boards (I am excluded from this) and especially those who are claiming foul play, you probably should just crown yourself a dumbass, dumbass.

Yes, he was famous. He made some really cool music during his heyday. But his wheels flew off a long time ago and he hasn't been worth a crap for years. His dumbass lifestyle killed him with death. Let it go, dumbasses.

I am Hoob, and this thread is pointless.


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I heard an interview with Jermaine about his brother's death and that he felt there was something not quite right about the details of his passing but yet during Michael's molestation trial, he thought it was completely normal for a grown man to invite boys over to sleep with him and he was innocent of any wrong doing.


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After seeing the story about some 53 year old being hauled in for stalking Miley Cyrus, I've got to ask the question:

What is the big deal with her?

She isn't interesting. She's not pretty and she's not going to be. But we are treated to stories about her all the time. The ultimate story was the slant-eyed story from a few months ago when she and some friends posed while pulling their eyes slanted.

She is so boring that I can't even work up a good rant about her. I am having second thoughts about clicking the Submit button.


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jim jack wrote:
After seeing the story about some 53 year old being hauled in for stalking Miley Cyrus, I've got to ask the question:

What is the big deal with her?

She isn't interesting. She's not pretty and she's not going to be. But we are treated to stories about her all the time. The ultimate story was the slant-eyed story from a few months ago when she and some friends posed while pulling their eyes slanted.

She is so boring that I can't even work up a good rant about her. I am having second thoughts about clicking the Submit button.

Don't worry about her, hoob. She's just the latest birth from the Disney vagina. She'll be forgotten as soon as she hits 22.

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Yep. I guess someone else will be appointed to take her place.

At least when Britney was a teen, there was at least a little bit of something to look at and feel guilty about.


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ahhhh yes. pre 21 britany was indeed a sight.

Here's hoping the next prodigy is a mutt. I'm thinking mix a little Grecian or Indian in there... high cheekbones, almond shaped eyes, pitch black hair... mmmmm

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jim jack wrote:
This morning Junior Miller called her "the overbootied" Kim Kardashian. I woke up Mrs. Hoob laughing.



I await your analysis of Bruce Jenner's response to these developments with fervored anticipation...

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I sometimes check on the NY Post's website for celeb crap for my pointless news. It took a few beers to realize something about this site:

It is horrible. It makes my eyes have stink left nose.


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jim jack wrote:
I sometimes check on the NY Post's website for celeb crap for my pointless news. It took a few beers to realize something about this site:

It is horrible. It makes my eyes have stink left nose.

I love you, sir.


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Jon Voight is a paranoid moron


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vbear wrote:

How is Voight a warrior in many ways? Was is when he did the homo scene in Midnight Cowboy? That was pretty Braveheart of him, I guess.

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Sweet Greggo wrote:
vbear wrote:

How is Voight a warrior in many ways? Was is when he did the homo scene in Midnight Cowboy? That was pretty Braveheart of him, I guess.

Give him a break. He's been in a wheelchair since he came home from Nam.


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Tit Whistle wrote:
Sweet Greggo wrote:
vbear wrote:

How is Voight a warrior in many ways? Was is when he did the homo scene in Midnight Cowboy? That was pretty Braveheart of him, I guess.

Give him a break. He's been in a wheelchair since he came home from Nam.


As was forced to give oral to Jane Fonda to boot....ewwwwww!!!!

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So, Jaime Pressly gets a DWI and I hear about how hot she is. Seeing her mug shot tells me otherwise.

How did this whore get a job acting, anyway? Oh, wait. I get it now.


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I never thought she was much to look at. Her mug shot doesn't look much different than normal. I dunno what the hubbub is.

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Find some nudies of her. At one point, she had the almost perfect body.

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Ah, I see your point. Still not much on the pretty side, but I can overlook that now.

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jim jack wrote:
So, Jaime Pressly gets a DWI and I hear about how hot she is. Seeing her mug shot tells me otherwise.

How did this whore get a job acting, anyway? Oh, wait. I get it now.


:babyarm:


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Sooooo, numerous sites are linking Charlie Sheen to Bree Olson.

http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/01/charlie-sh ... ree-olsen/

I only know the names of about 3 girls in porn, and she's one. Most of her vids on youpron involve masturbation.


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And her videos are wonderful.


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oh good god. :puke:

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jim jack wrote:
Most of her vids on youpron involve masturbation.


They sure as shit don't put them up there so you can enjoy them with popcorn and an Icee.

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Genius line from that article:
I’d rather put my dick in a komodo dragons mouth than a girl after she’d been with Charlie Sheen.


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I'm pretty sure I posted this somewhere else on this board but I can't find it.

Bree Olson got a DUI from the Fort Wayne, Indiana po-po. She is from there. Had a minor traffic accident and blew a .19 on the breathalyzer. Her name is known in the mainstream because of her relationship with Charlie Sheen.

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/pu ... 7712.shtml

Whatever you do, don't ever look at her Twitter feeds.


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I have always hated Jim Gray the reporter. Total douche. Lower than Skip Bayless.

These days he is languishing for the Golf Channel. Well, he was.

He got sent home yesterday from his gig for getting into an argument with Dustin Johnson's caddy. The thing is, he actually asked Johnson about being late for tee time DURING HIS ROUND. His caddy should be canned for not kicking Gray's ass on TV.

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And now Charlie Sheen reports that Bree Olson has dumped him via text.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/20 ... test=faces

In the photo that accompanies the story she looks really, really plain.


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Sara Evans is a country singer who looks purty in pictures. She went through a messy divorce. Her ex-husband claimed that while married to him, she fucked about a dozen other guys including Richard Marx, Kenny Chesney, 4/5 of Three Doors Down, some of her own band, plus a few other guys.

Now he says their 3 kids are exposed to inappropriate behavior on the tour buses (drinking and drugs) and he wants half custody.

If he hadn't included Kenny Chesney in the adultery thing I would have believed his story.


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Why is Richard Marx still alive?

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And so one of Sheen's "goddesses" is on the cover of the August Playboy: Bree Olson.

This is more proof that Playboy is passe. She should have been on the March or April cover. Her story is about as cold as my wife right now.


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I once found a "dreamcatcher" stashed in the closet. My wife bought it at a flea market. I threw it away.

I guess Miley Cyrus found it:

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jim jack wrote:
And so one of Sheen's "goddesses" is on the cover of the August Playboy: Bree Olson.

This is more proof that Playboy is passe. She should have been on the March or April cover. Her story is about as cold as my wife right now.


Why would anyone pay to see her nekkid in Playboy when there are probably a million free images of her online?

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she is a porn star. you watch her get banged by black dudes on the internet for free......i would guess :oops:

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Forgive me if Corby covered this today.

It appears that Jesse James and Kat Von D have split the sheets. Supposedly it was the long distance between their homes.

Hoob's translation: She was tired of the Vanilla Gorilla.


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When Hef dies, he will be known for a bunch of stuff.

For me, I'll always remember his fiance saying he only lasted 2 seconds.

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/harris_ ... GrN4CpydEN


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That's twice as long as I would have lasted with her.

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He's 85. What does she expect?


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