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| Author: | jim jack [ Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun with Craig's list |
White Kids Bedroom Furniture!!! - $200 (Grand Prairie) Date: 2011-10-14, 10:36AM CDT Reply to: sale-wgybx-2649346666@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Three Pieces Included!! Wardrobe Chest Book shelf (matches wardrobe) All are matching need to sell due to move!! |
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| Author: | cap [ Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun with Craig's list |
jim jack wrote: White Kids Bedroom Furniture!!! - $200 (Grand Prairie) Date: 2011-10-14, 10:36AM CDT Reply to: sale-wgybx-2649346666@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Three Pieces Included!! Wardrobe Chest Book shelf (matches wardrobe) All are matching need to sell due to move!! it is grand prarie. you assume it's mexican |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun with Craig's list |
Broken wireless keyboard/mouse (Grand Prairie) Date: 2011-10-22, 7:25PM CDT Reply to: sale-s6nuy-2663905258@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Free wireless keyboard and mouse. The receiver part of it got chewed by my rabbit so it does not work anymore. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun with Craig's list |
From the musician's section: gutteral vocalist wanted (euless) Date: 2011-12-14, 8:52PM CST Reply to: comm-6ye7c-2753827697@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Blackened death metal looking for gutteral vocalist.we want a super low and powerful death metal vocAlist. We don't want a deathcore vocalist.only true metal fans apply.we will not get along otherwise Hoob's comment: What in the fuck is the difference between death metal and deathcore? |
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| Author: | TerdFerguson [ Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun with Craig's list |
Ha! Everyone knows that. Man you're old. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:15 am ] |
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| Author: | bigboy [ Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun with Craig's list |
Major Craigslist failure today. I've been looking for a jog stroller for a couple of months and I found one for $50 that looked like a good deal. Made the hour long trek to Lake Highlands this afternoon to pick it up and the guy managed to break it while trying to show me how to fold it up. He screwed up both pins that hold the handle up, so it was pretty much unusable. Thought about offering 10 bucks and seeing if it could be fixed, but I was unbelievably defeated. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:41 pm ] |
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Wow. Sorry about your bad luck, pal. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:08 pm ] |
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Free Crap (Amarillo) Date: 2012-02-02, 2:30PM CST Reply to: akywz-2831428497@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Variety of metal building materials wood etc behind Nelson street and 27th avenue there are only 2 dumpsters on the stretch easy to find easy to get to easy to haul off. 
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun with Craig's list |
Seeking Fling - m4w - 28 (Branson, MO) Date: 2012-02-12, 1:44PM CST Reply to: Reply To This Post Premature ejaculator seeks young, attractive woman for fling. Must have large breasts, big lips, a nice backside and....OH GOD...nevermind. Location: Branson, MO it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 2848004881 |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:04 am ] |
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Wow that was funny as hell. I promise that wasn't me. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun with Craig's list |
FREE BEER BOTTLES (ARGYLE) Date: 2012-03-08, 11:34AM CST Reply to: jksk8-2891310073@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] i currently have 12 empty bottles available but will post more soon, bud light platinum and a couple of miller high lifes, i will only accept calls about this post no emails please because of spam. 972-965-2668 call to pick em up Hoob's take: Hell, people. Are you really that stoopid? |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun with Craig's list |
free 10 gallons of used motor oil (Arlington) Date: 2012-03-10, 5:37PM CST Reply to: 3qsbd-2895538881@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] 10 gallons of free motor oil , bring something to put it in I want to keep my plastic container. Thank you god bless call 817 795 3152 Hoob's comment: What in the hell. |
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| Author: | fruitdog [ Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:51 am ] |
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http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/tag/2911685977.html $150 TIE Fighter |
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| Author: | cap [ Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:58 am ] |
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cheaper than a swing set |
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| Author: | TerdFerguson [ Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:33 am ] |
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fruitdog wrote: http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/tag/2911685977.html $150 TIE Fighter The seller should have also said that it will help ensure your son remains a virgin until marriage. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Wed Mar 21, 2012 8:40 pm ] |
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^^^^^^ I was sitting in class when I saw this one. I couldn't stop laughing. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:06 pm ] |
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I NEED money for a bill i got stuff for sell look - $199 (gladewater) Date: 2012-03-29, 10:17AM CDT Reply to: d8gn7-2928792842@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] i got a rc truck for sell i got football cards baseball cards hockey cards and xbox games and 64 with games and rc stuff motors and stuff and 32in lcd flatscreen tv with built in dvd player 2010 cowboy boots new xboxkinect 360 with games and stuff toys kids bikes hmm hotwheels and pokemon cards tires 15s 16s 17s 18s 20s some sets some pairs some look new must will pass ins but all hold air i got over 30 tires for 100 for all are 10 each on most some i want 25 but they worth way more but i need monety asapi needed money like last week lol i got most bills paid but 1 i really need paid is not paid and i dont know about you but i likelights and stuff but i got a nother tv it is 27 are 32in but not flatscreen i sell for 75 obo and i got a dreser with a big mierr on it it is nice dark brown i take 50 cash it is worth way more and i got clothes 32s 33s 34s 36s 38s mans clothes and shoes 9s 10s 11s 12s 13s nikes and more cplpairs look like new i take 25 on cplpair and 10 on some and i got a grill it is nice big i take 250 fo rit it is gas i paid about 500 for it i got 90cc eton atv needs starter but seat fenders look great like new it is 2 stoke with kickstart needs lil tlc and starter i take 200 obo and i got a 150 big atv that needs the new part gas cable put on it it needs lil tlc but will turn over some times it starts i take 400 obo and i got more i am sure let me knwo what yourlooking for thanks |
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| Author: | Cledus [ Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:11 pm ] |
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Sounds like the "HomeBoy's Shopping network" to meh.
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| Author: | jim jack [ Thu May 10, 2012 1:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun with Craig's list |
Me on the cover of your next cd! (Dallas) Date: 2012-05-10, 10:41AM CDT Reply to: wdd2g-3007358571@comm.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Take a look at the pic and make me an offer! Would love to model for the cover of your next cd! 100 percent real!  Hoob's comment: Eye bleach! Get your eye bleach right here! Just $10 a shot. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun with Craig's list |
For some reason, I wandered over to Men Seeking Women just to see what was posted. I quickly found three ads of this type. Good Lord, people. Are you a pregnant sugar baby? - 45 Date: 2012-08-15, 2:29PM CDT If you are, respond with pregnant in title. If you are not, but are lactating, will seriously consider. |
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| Author: | TerdFerguson [ Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:01 pm ] |
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Is a pregnant sugar baby one who is pregnant and would like a sugar daddy? To each his own I guess. |
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:05 pm ] |
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Sounds like Hoob hit the jackpot. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Thu Aug 30, 2012 6:10 pm ] |
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From women for men, this was a big girl so I didn't post the text of it. Does this rag smell like chloroform? - 34 (Irving ) Date: 2012-08-29, 10:58PM CDT |
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:50 am ] |
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jim jack wrote: From women for men, this was a big girl so I didn't post the text of it. Does this rag smell like chloroform? - 34 (Irving ) Date: 2012-08-29, 10:58PM CDT A couple of days ago I posted that on another forum in a thread about "Best/Worst pickup lines"
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| Author: | jim jack [ Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun with Craig's list |
128 FEET OF OLD FENCE!!! FREE!!! (KELLER) Date: 2013-01-02, 2:11PM CST qdbwb-3517021835@sale.craigslist.org[?] I HAVE 128 FEET OF OLD FENCE WITH POSTS THAT I AM GIVING AWAY. IF YOU WANT IT YOU NEED TO TAKE EVEEYTHING. NO LEAVING ANYTHING BEHIND. YOU MUST TAKE EVERYTHING IN THE PICTURE PLUS 3 MORE POSTS NOT PICTURED. TEXT ONLY 4694003253. PLEASE NO CALLS AND IF I DONT RESPOND PLEASE DONT REPEATEDLY TEXT ME. I NEED IT GONE TODAY OR TOMORROW. MUST DO IT BEFORE DARK. Hoob's take on this: It's rotten wood. Nobody wants it, you dumbass. |
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| Author: | Cledus [ Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:50 am ] |
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jim jack wrote: 128 FEET OF OLD FENCE!!! FREE!!! (KELLER) Date: 2013-01-02, 2:11PM CST qdbwb-3517021835@sale.craigslist.org[?] I HAVE 128 FEET OF OLD FENCE WITH POSTS THAT I AM GIVING AWAY. IF YOU WANT IT YOU NEED TO TAKE EVEEYTHING. NO LEAVING ANYTHING BEHIND. YOU MUST TAKE EVERYTHING IN THE PICTURE PLUS 3 MORE POSTS NOT PICTURED. TEXT ONLY 4694003253. PLEASE NO CALLS AND IF I DONT RESPOND PLEASE DONT REPEATEDLY TEXT ME. I NEED IT GONE TODAY OR TOMORROW. MUST DO IT BEFORE DARK. Hoob's take on this: It's rotten wood. Nobody wants it, you dumbass. Some kid could make a super bad ass fort with that material. |
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| Author: | Cledus [ Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:51 am ] |
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I'm an idiot, kids today don't build... well anything, unless its electronically i guess. 
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| Author: | jim jack [ Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun with Craig's list |
"Make the subject your bitch name" gave me big smile mouth. Posted: 2013-03-03, 4:13PM CST Total Control - 19 (Dallas) Me: African american, 19, student, have had 2 slaves, naturally dominant, girly girl. you: Over 30, submissive, bisexual (willing to try), cuckolds, Body worship, sissy boy, scat, cook, clean, chasity, ATM.. Respond with your past history with dommes. What you can do for me. Age, location. Make the subject your bitch name. Don't waste my time if your limits are something I listed. - Princesses Danielle. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:26 pm ] |
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Lady at the funeral - m4w - 50 (Houston) I saw you at the funeral and I couldn't take my eyes off of you. I think you wanted to look at me but you couldn't. You just stayed in the corner. Your hair was blonde. I was wearing the dark suit. I brushed against your hand briefly, but you didn't react. You were like an angel in a room full of grief, the center of attention. I hope they have keyboards in heaven so you can write me back. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:07 am ] |
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Free 4'x6' dry erase board. (Denton) my girlfriend does not let me get fast food but damnit this is America. I am going to put out a dry-erase board on my porch. it is very big. if you are in a car, you will need to tie it on the roof. However i will only give you my address if you can trade me in fast food. text me a reasonable offer of freshly made greasy food and I will give you my address. Located in Denton. thanks, 2I4.463.xxxx These white boards cost Alot new! |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:15 am ] |
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Free bags of leaves (Plano, TX) 13 bags of leaves. The bags are the tall paper ones Home Depot sells. You will need a truck to pick them up. If intersted, please reply to this email Location: Plano, TX it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:15 am ] |
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Idiot dog to any home $20 to cover cost of electric training collar. This dog is a North American Black and Tan Jackass, 2 years old and has ADHD. Likes to dig. Will dig his own water bowls. He will eat any kind of food or non-foods. In the past he has eaten and returned: two pig-shaped corn holders, pencils (found metal and eraser), matchbox cars, a spoon, everything out of the compost bin, and a diamond necklace. He's REALLY friendly and will hump any dog or small child he can find. Yes, he's neutered. Excellent jumper. Would be a great foxhunter if he was a horse. Can not walk in a straight line. Can not be walked in town. He will have a meltdown; yipping, spinning, and working himself up so much that he will collapse from the sheer mental exhaustion that comes from walking to the corner store. Will not bark at strangers in your home. Attention span maxes out at 4 seconds. Not food, toy, clicker, or praise motivated. You can watch his brain shut off. His eyes go vacant in a blink. Pulls. Pulls HARD. Wear gloves while working with him. I have lost skin from the leash being ripped from my hands. Will respond to shock collar beep and occasionally vibrate settings. Ignores shock setting. If you are interested in adopting Dingus, let me know. I'll leave him attached to the mailbox for pickup. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Sat Jul 27, 2013 2:17 pm ] |
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From the free section. I laughed because they had "shit" in the title line: CL dallas south DFW all for sale / wanted free stuff d2d2f-3963545101@sale.craigslist.org [?] flag [?] : miscategorized prohibited spam best of Posted: 2013-07-27, 1:55PM CDT free shit for above your kitchen cabinet (walnut creek area mansfield) See photo - random leaves and fake vegetation, bottles of veggies, plate, dish towel, coaster type stuff... have some matching fruit and veggie tapestry curtains if you want those too. This suff got left at our new house we are moving in. Firstto contact nine7two xxx-xxxx takes all. prefer text. Location: walnut creek area mansfield it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:25 pm ] |
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FREE OAKTREE (FORT WORTH TX)  FREE 60 YEARS OLD OAKTREE . CALL .SIX82-583-8333 Location: FORT WORTH TX it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Hoob's take on this: the sonofabitch is dead. |
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| Author: | or somesuch [ Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:18 am ] |
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Anyone ever sold anything on Craig's List? We just sold our old couch and chair, with an end table and some lamps. It's amazing how big the balls are of these people. We've already got this shit way marked down to get rid of it and they come in my home and nitpick about the items and ask to pay less than half of what we've asked for. There was one woman who came in to look at the lamps and I almost kicked her out, because she wouldn't shut up about how she could get new ones for $2 more. 1. *cough* Bullshit 2. If it were true, you wouldn't pay an extra $2 for new ones? We finally got rid of everything on Friday, because the guy only talked us down $35 for the entire package and at that point, I was too tired to fight anymore. |
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:18 pm ] |
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Oh, eff that. I've bought crap off Craigslist and that was weird enough. Stuff like sofas or whatevs I call Goodwill. They will even come over and pick it up and the beauty of it is they give you a blank charitable donation receipt and let you decide the item's worth. Please note, all my stuff appreciates in value. |
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:03 pm ] |
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or somesuch wrote: Anyone ever sold anything on Craig's List? We just sold our old couch and chair, with an end table and some lamps. It's amazing how big the balls are of these people. We've already got this shit way marked down to get rid of it and they come in my home and nitpick about the items and ask to pay less than half of what we've asked for. There was one woman who came in to look at the lamps and I almost kicked her out, because she wouldn't shut up about how she could get new ones for $2 more. 1. *cough* Bullshit 2. If it were true, you wouldn't pay an extra $2 for new ones? We finally got rid of everything on Friday, because the guy only talked us down $35 for the entire package and at that point, I was too tired to fight anymore. Sounds like professional thrift shoppers. Your shit will be at Trader's Village this weekend. |
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| Author: | cap [ Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:40 pm ] |
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or somesuch wrote: Anyone ever sold anything on Craig's List? We just sold our old couch and chair, with an end table and some lamps. It's amazing how big the balls are of these people. We've already got this shit way marked down to get rid of it and they come in my home and nitpick about the items and ask to pay less than half of what we've asked for. There was one woman who came in to look at the lamps and I almost kicked her out, because she wouldn't shut up about how she could get new ones for $2 more. 1. *cough* Bullshit 2. If it were true, you wouldn't pay an extra $2 for new ones? We finally got rid of everything on Friday, because the guy only talked us down $35 for the entire package and at that point, I was too tired to fight anymore. dude. Donate that shit and you get a lot more value with the write off |
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| Author: | or somesuch [ Mon Aug 26, 2013 8:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun with Craig's list |
We have several blank receipts already. Thanks for the advice though. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Tue Aug 27, 2013 1:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun with Craig's list |
I sold stuff on Craigslist once. A guy texted me and told me he hoped I got ass cancer because I wouldn't go down on the price of something. |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Tue Aug 27, 2013 1:31 pm ] |
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He's gonna feel really bad if you do get ass cancer. |
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