Diello wrote:
Stu wrote:
Christian rock battles are just a bunch of dudes with trumpets and the first one to knock down a wall of plastic cups wins.
Sounds like first-hand knowledge.
And the walls came a tumblin down.
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| Author: | Trained Goucho [ Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:45 am ] |
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i have young baptist memories of hand bell choirs that really rocked out during the offering plate time |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:33 am ] |
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Stu wrote: Christian rock battles are just a bunch of dudes with trumpets and the first one to knock down a wall of plastic cups wins. Sometimes it's difficult to not laugh out loud during class. |
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| Author: | Diello [ Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:45 pm ] |
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Stu wrote: Christian rock battles are just a bunch of dudes with trumpets and the first one to knock down a wall of plastic cups wins. Sounds like first-hand knowledge. |
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| Author: | Stu [ Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:46 pm ] |
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Diello wrote: Stu wrote: Christian rock battles are just a bunch of dudes with trumpets and the first one to knock down a wall of plastic cups wins. Sounds like first-hand knowledge. And the walls came a tumblin down.
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| Author: | TerdFerguson [ Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:57 pm ] |
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You should hear Stu's story about the window that would open by itself. |
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| Author: | Stu [ Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:01 pm ] |
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First, you have to ask yourself, 'Do you believe in ghosts?' |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:08 pm ] |
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Stu wrote: First, you have to ask yourself, 'Do you believe in ghosts?'  <---does <---doesn't
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| Author: | TerdFerguson [ Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:24 pm ] |
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Tit Whistle wrote: Stu wrote: First, you have to ask yourself, 'Do you believe in ghosts?' <---does <---doesn'tI think you have that backwards. |
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| Author: | fruitdog [ Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:22 pm ] |
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| Ghosts are weak-minded bullshit.
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| Author: | Stu [ Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:57 pm ] |
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:51 pm ] |
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fruitdog wrote: :babyarm: Ghosts are weak-minded bullshit. For some reason death is a hard concept to grasp for some people. |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:12 pm ] |
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TerdFerguson wrote: Tit Whistle wrote: Stu wrote: First, you have to ask yourself, 'Do you believe in ghosts?' <---does <---doesn'tI think you have that backwards. Do I? I wasn't really listening. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:44 am ] |
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Sweet Greggo wrote: Good grief. "Jesus is My Friend" has over 10,000 comments. |
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| Author: | TerdFerguson [ Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:00 pm ] |
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Tit Whistle wrote: TerdFerguson wrote: Tit Whistle wrote: Stu wrote: First, you have to ask yourself, 'Do you believe in ghosts?' <---does <---doesn'tI think you have that backwards. Do I? I wasn't really listening. You were in a meat coma. |
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| Author: | Tit Whistle [ Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:34 pm ] |
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TerdFerguson wrote: Tit Whistle wrote: TerdFerguson wrote: Tit Whistle wrote: Stu wrote: First, you have to ask yourself, 'Do you believe in ghosts?' <---does <---doesn'tI think you have that backwards. Do I? I wasn't really listening. You were in a meat coma. It was goooooooooood. |
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| Author: | Stu [ Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:02 pm ] |
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Tit Whistle wrote: TerdFerguson wrote: Tit Whistle wrote: TerdFerguson wrote: Tit Whistle wrote: Stu wrote: First, you have to ask yourself, 'Do you believe in ghosts?' <---does <---doesn'tI think you have that backwards. Do I? I wasn't really listening. You were in a meat coma. It was goooooooooood. It was a master dunch choice. |
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| Author: | Ichabod [ Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:49 pm ] |
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Here's an opportunity for Stu... Looking for a light skinned man to get me pregnant this coming weekend or early next week. You will need light brown blonde or red hair. My husband and I have been trying to get pregnant for months now and my doctor says I'm fine so it must be him--it would kill him not to have kids. Be drug and disease free. I figure we can try a couple of times while I'm visiting this week and hopefully I will be pregnant for my flight back home. Send a couple of pictures of yourself, especially want nude pics--can't do this if I'm not attracted to you. And tell me a bit about yourself. Good luck Stu! Knock the bottom out of that 
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| Author: | Stu [ Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:55 pm ] |
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Where's that camera of mine?! |
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| Author: | Diello [ Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:49 pm ] | ||
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Go get 'er, tiger!
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Sun Nov 29, 2009 3:43 am ] |
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 Holy shit, it's the Shermanator!
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| Author: | jim jack [ Sun Nov 29, 2009 12:29 pm ] |
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Ichabod wrote: Here's an opportunity for Stu... Looking for a light skinned man to get me pregnant this coming weekend or early next week. You will need light brown blonde or red hair. My husband and I have been trying to get pregnant for months now and my doctor says I'm fine so it must be him--it would kill him not to have kids. Be drug and disease free. I figure we can try a couple of times while I'm visiting this week and hopefully I will be pregnant for my flight back home. Send a couple of pictures of yourself, especially want nude pics--can't do this if I'm not attracted to you. And tell me a bit about yourself. Good luck Stu! Knock the bottom out of that Wow. Good stuff, Ich. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:50 pm ] |
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FREE FREE 14x60 mobile home come and get it !!!! Need it gone today !!! 2 bedroom Come and get it !!! Liveable , needs floor patched where refrig was sitting , floor soft . Front porch comes with it screened in . Sold land need it moved !!!! Hoob's comment: Don't these things have titles or something like a car? |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:24 pm ] |
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Subject: $600 Great furnished room for rent to Female only. Exotic living style for exoticc woman. Women working for any strip club or adults entertainment services this is a place for you like dream come true. Beautiful furished room, Huge mirrored bathrooms with huge walk in closets, Computer, internet, office room LCD Tvs' fully loaded refrigetor and up to date massive kitchen., huge back yard. Quite and posh neighborhood. Limo service will be provided for your pick up and drops if working with any reputed enterainment businesses ( no ruggedy ass cars). Strictly no PETs and MALEs' do not repond to this ad. Thank you for reading. Looking forward to hear from you. Hoob's comment: Why haven't I thought of this angle to getting a new roommate? |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:37 pm ] |
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From women looking for men: I just won tickets for a show coming up at the Addison Improv! I have been wanting to go there for a while but I never have anyone to go with. School and work has kept me really busy for the last few years but I am only taking a few cl this year. The tickets are for the 22th and I am not sure who all is going to be there in the show but I am sure that we can have some fun! Hoob's comment: This was posted on December 29th. I kinda doubt if some whore has tickets for Jan. 22. And yet some dumbass my age will respond to this. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:42 pm ] |
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From the Platonic section, w4m: i like a cowboy - w4m - 39 Date: 2009-12-29, 1:30AM CST Reply To This Post number one, I am drunk number two, i hate marriage number three, are you a cowboy? Hoob's comment: No, I did not make this post myself. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:53 pm ] |
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From Casual Encounters is this subject line: Very sex girl you should be liked - w4m - 32 Hoob's comment: 
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| Author: | Stu [ Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:01 pm ] |
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She writes the instructions on chop stick wrappers. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:04 pm ] |
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Stu wrote: She writes the instructions on chop stick wrappers. She also love me long time. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Sun Jan 10, 2010 5:51 pm ] |
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From women looking for men: i am looking to ride with a truck driver that travels a lot across country. i would like to travel wth a SINGLE guy no attached men please and serious inquiers only and no fatties please . i dont have any pics but i am very attractive Hoob's comment: uh-huh. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Sun Jan 10, 2010 5:57 pm ] |
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Oh, this one is CERTAINLY not a bot (women looking for men): Lets ride lol - 20 (mid cities ) hey there guys how are you doing today ? Well im just bored and im wanting to get out of the house. Id really like to find someone who has a bike and we can go for a ride together and possibly more if we click. Well if you are between the ages of 20-28 please email me. Im 5'7'' blonde hair blue eyes hour glass figure big breasts. And i hope your attractive and taller then me. Well email me with a picture,and please send a picture Hoob's comment: A bike ride, huh? Was posted at 3:48 in the afternoon. The temp at the time was about 45. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Sun Jan 10, 2010 5:59 pm ] |
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This one is thrifty: Skeptical on this want try - w4m - 22 (Majestic Liquors) Date: 2010-01-10, 3:19PM CST Reply To This Post It'd be lame if I just sat around all night drinking this all by myself. Where are the hot men at? We can get wasted and play around all night. I'm into many, many things that your woman might not let you do. That is, if you have one. I've got my condoms from costco, that's a lot. Come get me. Hoob's comment: I need to stay off of Craigslist. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:13 pm ] |
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We really hate it when you think you found it, but you didn't... and then you keep on playing with the wrong part... so, just so you know for SURE... it should look like this. Hoob's comment: Underneath it was a close up of a vagina with an arrow that pointed to the G-spot. There was a caption that read "press here." I didn't make a link to the photo because it's NSFW and it'll get pulled 5 minutes from now. Wait a minute. I didn't say that right. |
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:32 pm ] |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:44 pm ] |
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This one, from the musician's section, got several replies making fun of the poor sap: IM NOT FUCKING AROUND. IM A DRUMMER TIRED OF FAILED BANDS THAT CANT GET THEIR SHIT RIGHT. IM A TALENTED GUY THAT NEEDS TO BE SURROUNDED BY TALENTED MUSICIANS WHO ARE GOING OUT AND TRYING TO MAKE IT IN THE MUSIC WORLD. THE LAST 3 BANDS IVE BEEN IN HAVE BEEN RATHER STRESSFUL. IM LOOKING FOR A BAND WHO HAS A DEMO OUT, HAS RECORDED MATERIAL, IS PLAYING SHOWS CONSTANTLY, JAMS WITH FREQUENCY, HAS OBLIGATIONS, A DRIVE TO GO OUT AND BE THE BEST GODDAMN BAD IMAGINABLE. IM 20 YEARS OLD. WILL BE 21 IN MID FEB. I HAVE MY OWN KIT, TRANSPORTATION, RELIABLE INCOME, AND GOALS TO MEET. IF YOU DON'T MEET AT LEAST 6 OF THE 7 ITEMS LISTED ABOVE, DON'T BOTHER REACHING FOR ME. IM LOOKING FOR ANYTHING METAL, ALTERNATIVE(ish) THRASH, METALCORE, HARDCORE, OR PROGRESSIVE WITH A METAL EDGE. BANDS THAT INFLUENCE MY PLAYING ARE: METALLICA, LAMB OF GOD, SLAYER, KREATOR, CANNIBAL CORPSE, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME, CEPHALIC CARNAGE, DREAM THEATER, THE FACELESS, TOOL, IWRESTLEDABEARONCE, ROSE FUNERAL, AND SYSTEM OF A DOWN. ALONG WITH A SHITLOAD MORE DONT CALL ME EITHER IF YOU'RE EMO, SCENE, OR ANY OF THAT FAGGING SHIT THAT IS DESTROYING MUSIC AS WE KNOW IT. IM NOT CHRISTIAN NOR DO I PREACH TO PEOPLE. IM HERE FOR BUSINESS, IN A FUN GUY, IM A GOOD CONTRIBUTOR, A TEAM PLAYER, AND I KNOW WHEN SOMETHING IS TRULY GOOD. IM JUST INCREDIBLY PISSED AT THE MOMENT THAT CERTAIN PEOPLE CANT SEEM TO GET SERIOUS WHEN THEY NEED TO BE. my phone may be disconnected soon but heres my number 214 416 5271 and email: chugmonkey666@hotmail.com please contact me for details and things i know i missed |
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:18 pm ] |
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So basically this is Ringo looking for the Beatles? |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:52 pm ] |
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A few years ago if this happened, I'd spend about an hour with my friends calling that number, pretending to be fronting a country band and begging him to play with us. |
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| Author: | VBF [ Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:59 am ] |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:27 pm ] |
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When I was 10 years old (in 1969) I figured we'd have the racism thing figured out by the time I was 40. I'm 51 and it's not gonna happen before I die. Proof: DID YOU KNOW MUHAMMED THE MUSLIM PROPHET WAS A CHILD RAPIST? YEP ITS TRUE! ANYONE WHO WORSHIPS A CHILD RAPIST SHOULD BE SHOT, NOT ELECTED AS GOV. FAROUK IS A MUSLIM. WE HAVE A MUSLIM PREZ. WE DONT NEED FAROUK FOR GOV. ALL YOU LIB SHITBAGS WANT TO BE OPEN MINDED AND FAIR EVEN IF IT CHANGES OUR WAY OF LIFE OR EVEN ENDS OUR LIFE. FUCK YOU! WHO ASKED YOU? YOU AINT SHIT! THIS IS AMERICA YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN GO LIVE IN PAKISTAN. YOU MUTHER FUKERS. ESPECIALLY YOU NATION CUZ YOUR AN ISLAMO PIG NIGGER! |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:34 pm ] |
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I wonder what kind of bugs and smells this one has (women looking for men): My name is Reichel,I am a carebear with a demon thrown in, sometimes those two get mixed up. Im a crazy gypsy, raver, hippie, bandanna wearing, girl. Im a lot of fun, i love to dance, spin poi, read and draw. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:38 pm ] |
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do you like a girl that squirts! - w4m - 24 (north arlington) Date: 2010-01-25, 8:33PM CST Reply To This Post I have this talent that some guys go absolutely for!! when i come, i squirt, more than most chicks that squirt i think, it's a freaking lot!! it's sexy, i don't know why, i like to push a guy out of me when i'm about to go, and finish with my hand, just so i can squirt on him! Hoob's comment: 
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:48 pm ] |
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jim jack wrote: When I was 10 years old (in 1969) I figured we'd have the racism thing figured out by the time I was 40. I'm 51 and it's not gonna happen before I die. Proof: DID YOU KNOW MUHAMMED THE MUSLIM PROPHET WAS A CHILD RAPIST? YEP ITS TRUE! ANYONE WHO WORSHIPS A CHILD RAPIST SHOULD BE SHOT, NOT ELECTED AS GOV. FAROUK IS A MUSLIM. WE HAVE A MUSLIM PREZ. WE DONT NEED FAROUK FOR GOV. ALL YOU LIB SHITBAGS WANT TO BE OPEN MINDED AND FAIR EVEN IF IT CHANGES OUR WAY OF LIFE OR EVEN ENDS OUR LIFE. FUCK YOU! WHO ASKED YOU? YOU AINT SHIT! THIS IS AMERICA YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN GO LIVE IN PAKISTAN. YOU MUTHER FUKERS. ESPECIALLY YOU NATION CUZ YOUR AN ISLAMO PIG NIGGER! somebody hacked my account!
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| Author: | Cledus [ Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:51 pm ] |
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jim jack wrote: do you like a girl that squirts! - w4m - 24 (north arlington) Date: 2010-01-25, 8:33PM CST and finish with my hand So hot. |
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