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 Post subject: Re: Fun with Craig's list
PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:03 am 
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disgusting (guy i work with)

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Date: 2010-03-23, 4:00PM CD

as adults i think we should be able to control our bodily functions and train our bodies to shit in the morning before we shower. then we can get in the shower and wash our dirty asses. then after work when we get home, take another shit and wash our asses. i work with this dirty ass motherfucker who shits at least 3 times a day at work. then he walks around all day with a shitty ass. he probably has dingleberries. i think he is sooo gross!!


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:babyarm: preshower shitting is the shit


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I'm more impressed by a guy who can shit 3 times during work hours than some wuss who whines about unclean bungholes.


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:babyarm: preshower shitting is the shit

On weekends, I usually have time to get the preshower shit in, and since I'm jumping in the shower right after, I only wipe once. Therefore, preshower shitting saves bumwipe which is good for the environment. Go green via preshower shitting.


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It sounds to me like the problem with this guy is his inability to wipe his ass, not the timing of his shits.

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disgusting (guy i work with)

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Date: 2010-03-23, 4:00PM CD

as adults i think we should be able to control our bodily functions and train our bodies to shit in the morning before we shower. then we can get in the shower and wash our dirty asses. then after work when we get home, take another shit and wash our asses. i work with this dirty ass motherfucker who shits at least 3 times a day at work. then he walks around all day with a shitty ass. he probably has dingleberries. i think he is sooo gross!!


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When did I start posting on craig's list?

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Sweet Greggo wrote:
Trained Goucho wrote:
From Rants and Raves:

disgusting (guy i work with)

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Date: 2010-03-23, 4:00PM CD

as adults i think we should be able to control our bodily functions and train our bodies to shit in the morning before we shower. then we can get in the shower and wash our dirty asses. then after work when we get home, take another shit and wash our asses. i work with this dirty ass motherfucker who shits at least 3 times a day at work. then he walks around all day with a shitty ass. he probably has dingleberries. i think he is sooo gross!!


Location: guy i work with
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

When did I start posting on craig's list?


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Why the hell when you have a good shit going that if you get a splash of water on your bung hole that all processese seem to come to a halt even though you have some dook left inside you?

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Looking for an indian girl/married woman to watch movie or drink or safe and secret sex. I am totally disease free and expect the same from you... Please contact me with the subject line Indian gal.

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Can you Help me? - 25 (McKinney)
Date: 2010-04-24, 12:08AM CDT
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Hey there. I am a big girl needing some love! I am 5'5/240 lbs. I am able to host if you are able to "cum." Send me an email with "big girls" in the subject line. Please send a picture or it will get deleted. I look forward to hearing from you.

Hoob's comment: There was a really gross picture on this one. Are there dumbasses that respond to this crap? I'd rather put my pecker into a rat trap.


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Looking for an indian girl/married woman to watch movie or drink or safe and secret sex. I am totally disease free and expect the same from you... Please contact me with the subject line Indian gal.

Hoob's obvious comment: Dot or feather?

I like how he lays out the options for the first date:

a. movie
b. drinks
c. sweet clean secret safe sex

Please choose one only

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Must love Cats and Kids - 28 (Grapevine, TX)
Date: 2010-05-25, 5:16PM CDT
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LOL! OK so now I have your attention on the must love cats. I loved the movie must love dogs and thought it would be funny to put my own twist on that title. Any ways, I'm a care free yet intensely passionate woman. I've been married but and was cheated on but still want to be loved and love again.

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1. You started off with LOL? What were you laughing at, you stupid, desperate bitch?
2. I didn't edit the nonsensical sentence about cats. I'm guessing she had too much red wine before typing this crap.
3. She's been cheated on? She lies. She's not smart enough to catch her guy cheating.


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 Post subject: Re: Fun with Craig's list
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want to get marry - 42
Date: 2010-05-25, 4:53PM CDT
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single chinese woman looking for american man to settle down, distance and language barrier can only be a short time problem. if you are a nice man age from 43 to 55, please reply with your picture

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 Post subject: Re: Fun with Craig's list
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want to get marry - 42
Date: 2010-05-25, 4:53PM CDT
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single chinese woman looking for american man to settle down, distance and language barrier can only be a short time problem. if you are a nice man age from 43 to 55, please reply with your picture

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if she had added "me so horny", that would be one of the best listings ever.


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 Post subject: Re: Fun with Craig's list
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I LIKE TO ENJOY OF LIFE - 22 (Fort Worth)
Date: 2010-07-03, 11:52PM CDT
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i like to enjoy of life, to travel and the rest you will know when you will talk with me....
my name is Tatiana,i am finished Tehnical University from Moldova,speciality Engeneer in suppling with Gase,Warm and Ventilation (Arhitecture and Urbanism)
iam very easy going, very friendly, polite, and respectful person, with
great values and a lots of hope and faith in my heart. i love sports, I
used to practice dance,.
i am very closed to my family and so proud of each member. i
consider myself a very fortunate, blessed and very grateful to have my
famili and also for all the people that are around me and has passing by my
life.

i am a very pasionated and dedicaded person, i love art, sometimes, if i can
go to beach to relax or free our mind a little bit, i like to draw,to play and compouse poems.


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I LIKE TO ENJOY OF LIFE - 22 (Fort Worth)
Date: 2010-07-03, 11:52PM CDT
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i like to enjoy of life, to travel and the rest you will know when you will talk with me....
my name is Tatiana,i am finished Tehnical University from Moldova,speciality Engeneer in suppling with Gase,Warm and Ventilation (Arhitecture and Urbanism)
iam very easy going, very friendly, polite, and respectful person, with
great values and a lots of hope and faith in my heart. i love sports, I
used to practice dance,.
i am very closed to my family and so proud of each member. i
consider myself a very fortunate, blessed and very grateful to have my
famili and also for all the people that are around me and has passing by my
life.

i am a very pasionated and dedicaded person, i love art, sometimes, if i can
go to beach to relax or free our mind a little bit, i like to draw,to play and compouse poems.


I think I got this in a spam email.


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I LIKE TO ENJOY OF LIFE - 22 (Fort Worth)
Date: 2010-07-03, 11:52PM CDT
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i like to enjoy of life, to travel and the rest you will know when you will talk with me....
my name is Tatiana,i am finished Tehnical University from Moldova,speciality Engeneer in suppling with Gase,Warm and Ventilation (Arhitecture and Urbanism)
iam very easy going, very friendly, polite, and respectful person, with
great values and a lots of hope and faith in my heart. i love sports, I
used to practice dance,.
i am very closed to my family and so proud of each member. i
consider myself a very fortunate, blessed and very grateful to have my
famili and also for all the people that are around me and has passing by my
life.

i am a very pasionated and dedicaded person, i love art, sometimes, if i can
go to beach to relax or free our mind a little bit, i like to draw,to play and compouse poems.


I think I got this in a spam email.


:mad: so all my emails go straight to the junk folder now, huh?

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 Post subject: Re: Fun with Craig's list
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If you think the world is not going to hell in a handbasket, read this one:

Roberta Plant & Jamie Page looking Joan Paula Jones (nutsville)
Date: 2010-07-22, 11:32AM CDT
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Cross dressing Zeppelin cover band La Caux Aux Zepplin has singer Roberta Plant, guitarist Jamie Page are looking for bassist Joan Paula Jones and drummer Johnnie Bonham. If you can wear a dress and rock this could be your ride.


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If you think the world is not going to hell in a handbasket, read this one:

Roberta Plant & Jamie Page looking Joan Paula Jones (nutsville)
Date: 2010-07-22, 11:32AM CDT
Reply to: comm-unsa9-1856999879@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Cross dressing Zeppelin cover band La Caux Aux Zepplin has singer Roberta Plant, guitarist Jamie Page are looking for bassist Joan Paula Jones and drummer Johnnie Bonham. If you can wear a dress and rock this could be your ride.

This kind of shit is revolting but Hey Hey What Can I Do?


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http://shreveport.craigslist.org/mis/1819864995.html


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I didn't want to have to do this but I thought I made this clear, it is NOT ok to contact me regarding services or commercial interests.


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Free oak leaves - already bagged - for your garden (Denton)
Date: 2010-12-13, 8:05PM CST
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6-8 big bags of splendid oak leaves ready for your compost pile or to use as superior mulch. On Kendolph St., near UNT Blvd. and I-35E. E-mail for address.

More leaves are available, if you're willing to bag them.


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stained twin mattress, used but useful (Garland I 30)
Date: 2010-12-29, 7:30PM CST
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It's currently leaning against my fireplace...need it gone but hate to throw things to the landfill. I bought it for my daughter from the Room Store when she grew out of the toddler bed. There's also a twin frame but it's nothing famcy, already on the drive way. Call 972-203-8023. I'll be putting it on the curb soon if no one is interested.


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real christmas tree 6ft free (downtown dallas)
Date: 2010-12-29, 4:40PM CST
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free outside on the curb, i will unpost when gone

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NEED LEAD GUTIAR TONIGHT AT TAMMYS HIDEAWAY 50 BUCKS CASH (RENDON TX)
Date: 2011-01-08, 10:13AM CST
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NEED LEAD GUITAR FOR COUNTRY MUSIC TONIGHT AT TAMMYS HIDEAWAY IN RENDON TX !!! 50 BUCKS CASH !!!

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I've got herpes. But I'm Cute - 29 (Dallas)
Date: 2011-01-21, 8:04PM CST
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Hello, I am a fun woman that appreciates the company of an open minded man.

Please be fit, HSV-2 positive (or accepting), and intelligent.

Your pic for mine.


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Free Christmas Lights (McKinney, TX)
Date: 2011-01-22, 4:00PM CST
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Free Christmas Lights. Most were new in 2010. Take down and take away. Icicle, C5, Mini.

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The musician's section is full of spam. The biggest offenders are supposedly recording studios wanting business. One guy has picked out one of the spammers and is tormenting him:

RAPPERS, MUSICIANS, VOCALIST RECORDING ENGINEER SCAM (NEAR DALLAS,)

Date: 2011-02-17, 6:00PM CST
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SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM
SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM
SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM
SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM
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Doug Courtney- Producer, engineer, session musician,vocal coach, MIX listee

theStudio House,Dallas TX… professional Digital Recording-Editing – mastering

32/48 digital tracks--24bit / & up to 96k sample rate with floating bit resolution capability !

64 fader analog console w/ patchbay & Producers desk

Virtual moving fader computer mixdown automation and digital EQ /comp/lim on all tracks

1500 watt High Definition active (4)10”sub monitoring system [EQSystems custom built]

Drum booth w/pro 5 piece kit

Stellar sonics and client satisfaction always assured!

Professional Artist Management services

Minister of Naturopathic & Ortho-Molecular Healing

214-321-9779/Local & National projects
SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM
SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM
SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM
SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM “BRINGING THE ARTIST TO SUCCESS and Great HEALTH”
SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM


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Somebody is either really stupid or trying to be funneh:

Free Notebook Paper
Date: 2011-04-30, 7:23PM CDT
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I have free notebook paper to give away.


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Yep. It's a gag.

Lighters
Date: 2011-04-30, 6:52PM CDT
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Giving away used. empty, plastic lighters.


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we need a drummer thats not afraid to drink a beer and get high (mckinney)
Date: 2011-05-12, 4:06PM CDT
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we are a heavy band, all origional songs execpt we cover bury me in smoke by Down, We believe our last drummer split because he was straight edge and everyone else isnt, any way call me 972.984.2875 or shoot me an email, and lets jam. if you do drugs we dont care, just be able to get to practice. COME ON SOMEONE ANSWER THIS POST SO WE CAN START JAMMING ITS THURSDAY LETS JAM SAT. AND SUN. GET OFF YOUR ASS AND CALL ME YOU LAZY BASTARDS


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Sounds like the band from Sling Blade. "We don't need to practice. What we need are some payin' gigs."

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Think they'd be willing to cover "Stuart Drives a Comfortable Car"?


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I can't believe this:

very heavy band needsdrummer whogetshigh and doesntcare abouthis liver (Mckinney)
Date: 2011-05-14, 10:33PM CDT
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very heavy band similar to Eyehategod but with some faster parts, we've opened for immolation, dying Fetus, S.o.d, suffocation and a shit load of other bands, if you want to jam answer the ad , Straight edge individuals need not apply call me 972 984 2875 my name is Deno or email me. we have all origionals and we cover bury me in Smoke by Down . we have been together for around or over 12 yrs. we have no morals or ethics so if you do leave them at home when you come to jam . call us asap


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Are you Interested?? (Anywhere)
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We are a oil wrestling group and we do bachelorette and bachelors parties and private parties special events car shows promotional events video shoots photo shoots etc....We are known in Dallas TX as the W.O.O.W GIRLS for more just hit me up with a message


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Wanted Hungry person who can butcher a large animal

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To Share the meat.

(you should own large freezer)

Since no meat will be shared and this is a private deal you do need to have done this before like have killed your own elk or something like that.
I can cut up my own meat just don't know how to butcher the animal.


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