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| Author: | rowdyhatinwalt [ Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun with Craig's list |
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| Author: | rowdyhatinwalt [ Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:50 pm ] |
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ok, hoob, you got me looking in the personals section. WTF kind of image is this to use? 
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| Author: | rowdyhatinwalt [ Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:56 pm ] |
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 hi I am Slave Boy and I am looking for A mistress to treat me like a slut slave I will obey my mistress as she tells me what to do if not then I will be punish by my mistress I am avalible any time |
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| Author: | fruitdog [ Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:28 am ] |
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signed dallas_coonass |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:03 am ] |
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rowdyhatinwalt wrote: ok, hoob, you got me looking in the personals section. WTF kind of image is this to use? Giggle. The person who posted that will probably be at our gig tonight. |
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| Author: | rowdyhatinwalt [ Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:39 am ] |
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fruitdog wrote: signed dallas_coonass he-HE! |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:39 pm ] |
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Here's one that was posted on a Monday night from the women for men section: So im getting so down in the dumps....seems like everyone has somebody and here i sit alone on a sat night with nothing to do. And then there is this gem: I've heard that some men like girls with small hands, but I've never known why. I've any of you boys do know and would like to show me why then get in touch. My hands are small and soft and delicate if that is of any help? Personally I like big hands on a man, so long as everything is in proportion hehe! There are usually 5-10 of this type of ad every day: (Title: Sugardaddy) I am a 30 year old female. I am 5'3, 110 lbs, blue eyes and I have shoulder length strawberry blonde hair. I am looking for someone to spend time with and in return a little financial help. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:17 am ] |
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From the musician's section. Some DJ guy put an ad on (in all caps), and he got this response: COME ON, MUSICIANS...WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you going to sit on your drug-stupered asses and let friggin' DJs post and advertise themselves on YOUR forum?? These giant COCKROACHES are partly to blame for the demise of venues that hire real bands!! They have been taking $$$$$money$$$$ out of your and my pockets ever since Travolta hit the big screen with "Saturday Night Fever". Karaoke..DJs...they are both responsible for not enough live venues for us...and they are the reason why club/bar owners dont want to pay any more than they can get a DJ or Karaoke frustrated wannabe shitty ex-"musician" for, $100-$150!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERY TIME YOU SEE ONE OF THESE DJ/KARAOKE SCUMBAG-COCKROACH ADS.....FLAG IT...FLAG IT...FLAG IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY, YOU SONOFABITCHING DJKARAOKE COCKROACHES........FLAG THIS!! I KNOW YOU WILL..........SLIMEBUCKET SOB'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun with Craig's list |
Here's a piece from someone wanting a death metal drummer. Think about how funny these band names sound to a 50 year old: My band is looking for a drummer who is into death metal. Our influences include Suffocation, Deeds of Flesh, Incinerate, Dying Fetus, Origin, Cannibal Corpse, The Faceless, Gorgasm, Defeated Sanity, Inveracity, Atrocious Abnormallity, Devourment, Hate Eternal, Disfigured, Guttural Secrete, Deicide, Misery Index, Morbid Angel, Old Cryptopsy, Vile, Disgorge, Decrepit Birth, Severed Savior, Spawn of Possession, Insidious Decrepancy, Nile, etc. Giggle. |
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:36 am ] |
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All that's really missing from that list is Vaginal Slice Born Born. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:58 pm ] |
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From women for men: busty black female, In search of mature white male. for long term loving relationship. lots of cuddling, big wet kisses and hours of breast feeding. pic/ for pic |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:35 pm ] |
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Misc. Romance, women for men: My best friend is soon to be released from prison in less than 6 months. She has been celibate for 20 years. Isnt that crazy!!! I am looking for a good man for her . She is a single sexy black female. If you are interested please send me an email and I will send you a photo and contact info. The possibilities are endless!!!!!! Hoob's comment: Endless? Oh, it'll end rather quickly for some poor soul bruthuh and she will be back home in the pokey again. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:42 pm ] |
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From the barter section: Pictured are two XP disks that were shipped with Dell computers. The title is Windows XP Professional Installation Service Pack works on any machine, not just dell. all packets are sealed. 214-560-7105 i'm interested in a few laying hens. Hoob's comment: Really? You are offering to install an OS that you bootlegged from work if I'll give you some CHICKENS? Sorry, I'm fresh out of Rhode Island Reds. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:47 pm ] |
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Also from the from the barter section: Lets Trade Goats/Sheep/Pups (Hunt County) Have Spotted Wethered Goat/100% Boer Billy/Young Ram/1 Male & 1 Female L.G.D.pups to trade for Weaned Female goats/lambs. Will entertain other offers! HOLLA BACK! Located in Caddo Mills TEXAS ( Please No Wives/EXs/Kids/Girlfriends as I have too many already ) THANKS! |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:26 pm ] |
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I apologize for the inappropriate language on this one. From casual encounters: Title: Could you fuck a pregnant chick? I'm pregnant and I really need to have sex! It seems like my sex drive has tripled since I became pregnant! I just want someone to fuck me while I'm pregnant! I don't need a baby daddy, just someone to keep me company.....and what I mean by keep me company is, fuck me! Hoob's take: I really don't know what to say to this one. |
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| Author: | Sagger Pance [ Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:08 am ] |
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jim jack wrote: I apologize for the inappropriate language on this one. From casual encounters: Title: Could you fuck a pregnant chick? I'm pregnant and I really need to have sex! It seems like my sex drive has tripled since I became pregnant! I just want someone to fuck me while I'm pregnant! I don't need a baby daddy, just someone to keep me company.....and what I mean by keep me company is, fuck me! Hoob's take: I really don't know what to say to this one. At least you can't knock her up. |
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| Author: | jim jack [ Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:30 am ] |
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Sagger Pance wrote: jim jack wrote: I apologize for the inappropriate language on this one. From casual encounters: Title: Could you fuck a pregnant chick? I'm pregnant and I really need to have sex! It seems like my sex drive has tripled since I became pregnant! I just want someone to fuck me while I'm pregnant! I don't need a baby daddy, just someone to keep me company.....and what I mean by keep me company is, fuck me! Hoob's take: I really don't know what to say to this one. At least you can't knock her up.  Good point.
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| Author: | jim jack [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun with Craig's list |
Why do people post sideways pictures? I see it all the time. This one was in women looking for men. 
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| Author: | jim jack [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:26 pm ] |
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There is an unusual amount of BBW types on tonight. If I was a chubby chaser, I'd be in a target-rich environment. |
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| Author: | Sagger Pance [ Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun with Craig's list |
rowdyhatinwalt wrote: ok, hoob, you got me looking in the personals section. WTF kind of image is this to use? That image tells you a lot more than a self portrait. To me it says "Hi, I'm a chunky to moderately fat chick. I have nappy ass faux hippy hair, two cats, and at least one hooded cape that I wear when I'm feeling especially sensual. I enjoy Renaissance faires, cookie dough ice cream, watching BBC, and reading Harry Potter (Twilight is ghey). I play MMORPGs incessantly. I love sucking dick, but i have an abnormally potent gag reflex which precludes me from ever actually doing such to a human male person. And I believe my mental age is at least 10 years beyond my chronological age, because I'm just an old soul even though I'm really just a fucking retarded fat chick that has a thing for faeries and english accents." |
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| Author: | rowdyhatinwalt [ Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun with Craig's list |
Sagger Pance wrote: rowdyhatinwalt wrote: ok, hoob, you got me looking in the personals section. WTF kind of image is this to use? That image tells you a lot more than a self portrait. To me it says "Hi, I'm a chunky to moderately fat chick. I have nappy ass faux hippy hair, two cats, and at least one hooded cape that I wear when I'm feeling especially sensual. I enjoy Renaissance faires, cookie dough ice cream, watching BBC, and reading Harry Potter (Twilight is ghey). I play MMORPGs incessantly. I love sucking dick, but i have an abnormally potent gag reflex which precludes me from ever actually doing such to a human male person. And I believe my mental age is at least 10 years beyond my chronological age, because I'm just an old soul even though I'm really just a fucking retarded fat chick that has a thing for faeries and english accents." winner. |
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun with Craig's list |
Sagger Pance wrote: rowdyhatinwalt wrote: ok, hoob, you got me looking in the personals section. WTF kind of image is this to use? That image tells you a lot more than a self portrait. To me it says "Hi, I'm a chunky to moderately fat chick. I have nappy ass faux hippy hair, two cats, and at least one hooded cape that I wear when I'm feeling especially sensual. I enjoy Renaissance faires, cookie dough ice cream, watching BBC, and reading Harry Potter (Twilight is ghey). I play MMORPGs incessantly. I love sucking dick, but i have an abnormally potent gag reflex which precludes me from ever actually doing such to a human male person. And I believe my mental age is at least 10 years beyond my chronological age, because I'm just an old soul even though I'm really just a fucking retarded fat chick that has a thing for faeries and english accents." well... g'day, mate! |
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| Author: | vbear [ Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun with Craig's list |
Sagger Pance wrote: rowdyhatinwalt wrote: ok, hoob, you got me looking in the personals section. WTF kind of image is this to use? That image tells you a lot more than a self portrait. To me it says "Hi, I'm a chunky to moderately fat chick. I have nappy ass faux hippy hair, two cats, and at least one hooded cape that I wear when I'm feeling especially sensual. I enjoy Renaissance faires, cookie dough ice cream, watching BBC, and reading Harry Potter (Twilight is ghey). I play MMORPGs incessantly. I love sucking dick, but i have an abnormally potent gag reflex which precludes me from ever actually doing such to a human male person. And I believe my mental age is at least 10 years beyond my chronological age, because I'm just an old soul even though I'm really just a fucking retarded fat chick that has a thing for faeries and english accents." |
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| Author: | Sweet Greggo [ Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:44 pm ] |
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vbear wrote: Sagger Pance wrote: rowdyhatinwalt wrote: ok, hoob, you got me looking in the personals section. WTF kind of image is this to use? That image tells you a lot more than a self portrait. To me it says "Hi, I'm a chunky to moderately fat chick. I have nappy ass faux hippy hair, two cats, and at least one hooded cape that I wear when I'm feeling especially sensual. I enjoy Renaissance faires, cookie dough ice cream, watching BBC, and reading Harry Potter (Twilight is ghey). I play MMORPGs incessantly. I love sucking dick, but i have an abnormally potent gag reflex which precludes me from ever actually doing such to a human male person. And I believe my mental age is at least 10 years beyond my chronological age, because I'm just an old soul even though I'm really just a fucking retarded fat chick that has a thing for faeries and english accents." Wow, dude. |
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| Author: | vbear [ Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fun with Craig's list |
do what? |
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| Author: | Sagger Pance [ Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:21 pm ] |
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vbear wrote: Sagger Pance wrote: rowdyhatinwalt wrote: ok, hoob, you got me looking in the personals section. WTF kind of image is this to use? That image tells you a lot more than a self portrait. To me it says "Hi, I'm a chunky to moderately fat chick. I have nappy ass faux hippy hair, two cats, and at least one hooded cape that I wear when I'm feeling especially sensual. I enjoy Renaissance faires, cookie dough ice cream, watching BBC, and reading Harry Potter (Twilight is ghey). I play MMORPGs incessantly. I love sucking dick, but i have an abnormally potent gag reflex which precludes me from ever actually doing such to a human male person. And I believe my mental age is at least 10 years beyond my chronological age, because I'm just an old soul even though I'm really just a fucking retarded fat chick that has a thing for faeries and english accents." damn. |
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| Author: | vbear [ Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:25 pm ] |
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| Author: | Sagger Pance [ Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:32 pm ] |
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ok, i was thinking it too. |
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| Author: | VBF [ Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:13 pm ] |
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remember dammitbrat? |
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| Author: | Sagger Pance [ Wed Sep 02, 2009 5:26 pm ] |
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remember? I still have the photos. |
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| Author: | Sagger Pance [ Wed Sep 02, 2009 5:29 pm ] |
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and I'm pretty sure i still have front bottom pictures of Juniper (aka Greggo's girlfriend). |
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| Author: | rowdyhatinwalt [ Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:47 pm ] |
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vbear wrote: do what? that was a dickheaded thing to say, genius. |
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| Author: | Sagger Pance [ Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:12 pm ] |
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you're a dickhead thing to say. |
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| Author: | rowdyhatinwalt [ Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:20 pm ] |
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I don't give a fuck. |
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| Author: | Sagger Pance [ Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:24 pm ] |
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I'm gonna put my balls on you. |
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| Author: | rowdyhatinwalt [ Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:31 pm ] |
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I'm gonna make you listen to all of my Eddie Murphy music cds. |
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| Author: | Sagger Pance [ Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:43 pm ] |
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I'm gonna make you listen to my ballsack slapping against your forehead. |
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| Author: | Diello [ Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:53 pm ] |
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rowdyhatinwalt wrote: I'm gonna make you listen to all of my Eddie Murphy music cds. You actually have Eddie Murphy music CDs? |
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| Author: | rowdyhatinwalt [ Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:03 pm ] |
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Diello wrote: rowdyhatinwalt wrote: I'm gonna make you listen to all of my Eddie Murphy music cds. You actually have Eddie Murphy music CDs? no. |
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| Author: | Sagger Pance [ Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:12 pm ] |
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pussy |
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| Author: | fruitdog [ Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:19 am ] |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5LX16zia2k |
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| Author: | vbear [ Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:26 am ] |
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rowdyhatinwalt wrote: vbear wrote: do what? that was a dickheaded thing to say, genius. |
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