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I'm gonna leave my wife for this hunny:

okay so here is the deal.i'm looking for sumone that might wanna accompany me to the Kid Rock Skynard show next wednesday in Dallas at Super pages in fair park. I am 30/wf/auburn hair and green eyes,dimples and great smile.and i am a full figured female. Not ugly ,jsut xtra cushion.

Hoob.

"Hey guys! I guess I will get right into it for you. I came here to meet guys that would really just give me sex and leave it at that. I am not into a serious relationship, I want to enjoy life, sex, and going out for a while before I worry about anything else. I have plenty of fantasies I need to fullfill. Write me soon..."

I wish we could post comments on Craigslist. I'd definitely comment on this one:

I'm looking for someone who can sweep me off my feet, who likes to snuggle by a fire but also likes outdoor sports, travel, and adventure.

Hoob's comment: Snuggle by a fire? Bitch, it's 90 degrees at 11:51 PM. You ain't snuggling by no fire, you stupid fat lyin' whore.

Hoob.

jim jack wrote:

Translation: "I'm looking for some rich dude to take me to 5 star restaurants, owns his own house and can afford to take me to Cowboys games, skiing in Colorado and 3 month trips to Europe. Basically, fucker better be loaded and willing for me to spend his cash, no questions asked."

Would anyone like to get a headache? Read this and you'll get one:

yr old Black MARRIED IM ft POUNDS LOOKING to MEET AND HANG with a guy for an ONGOING DISCREET RELATIONSHIP - IM A BIG WOMAN so I NEED A TALL GUY WITH SOME MEAT ON HIS BONES I DONT WANNA FEEL LIKE IM HAVING SEX WITH A LITTLE BOY . PLEASE YOU must be DRUG AND DISEASE FREE have a PERSONALITY someone I CAN be FRIENDS with and also have HOT n HEAVY "FUN" with -). I consider myself to be a nice person I have NO DRAMA in my LIFE just LOOKING TO FULFILL A NEED TO BE SATISFIED. I DONT DO ANAL SO DONT ASK IM LOOKING FOR A GUY THAT LIKES TO DO ORAL BECAUSE I WILL DO IT TO YOU IF YOU WANNA GET TO KNOW MORE JUST SEND ME A MESSAGE AND A PICTURE OF YOURSELF.... NO PIC NO REPLY THANK YOU P.S MUST BE ABLE TO HOST I FOR OBVIOUS REASONS CANT HOST AND ALSO I DONT SMOKE SO IM LOOKINF FOR A NONSMOKER I DONT LIKE THE TASTE OF CIGARETTES THANKS AGAIN P.P.S I WANA HAVE SEX RAW BUT YOU MUST BE DISEASE FREE IM CLEAN AND I HAVE PROOF THAT I AM IF YOUR UP FOR IT YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME

211 words, 4 sentences. They don't teach sentence structure in Souf Dallas.

I'm putting everything I have in Gold Medal Flour first thing in the morning.

This post in the musicians section has pissed off a lot of people because they want a band to learn some songs for free by the weekend and do it all for free. As it turns out, it was just some joker who was trolling. Man, musicians get their panties in a wad really easily.

Looking for a house band to perform at a event this weekend, we already have singers performing, you would just be backing them up during their performances, so you would have to be able to learn a few songs in a few days, the gig is not paid, but you will be given a lot of publicity and we'll continue to keep you in mind for future events on a higher status. we'll be auditioning bands this Thursday, and the best band that can learn the songs, and has some their own material to play throughout the night, will be our house band on Saturday night. contact us now @ dhsquad@yahoo.com put "HOUSE BAND" in the subject title.

jim jack wrote:

so, how'd you figure out it was a scam? After you sent the email saying "Fuck off"?

Here's one from Nigeria:

Hello, I am a little bit shy. I am very smart and helpful. I have bright and charming eyes and good body shape. The man love sports will be good for me then we can do "sports" together. Send me an Email then we can start.

Hoob.

Some ticket shtick in this one:

SBF with southern build (pow pow and pow lol!) and personality/ smile to match. I look nice coming and going lol. you would be proud to hv chocolate on your arm.

Hoob.

Found a guy right here selling wheat pennies for $7.50 per roll, which is 15 cents per penny.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/clt/1285661184.html

I was told when I was a kid to hang on to these things, someday they'll be worth something. Well, that was 40 years ago, and today they aren't worth a tinker's damn.

Using a rare tool called Google, I was able to look up the value of wheat pennies. Most wheat pennies are worth 3 cents. My most valuable one is a 1919 penny worth 12 cents.

Anyone who falls for this ad is a dumbass. I'm taking these things to Six Flags this weekend and dropping them off that damn slide/tower thing onto people's heads and killing them with death. Pow.

I'm just kidding. They don't have that slide any more.

Hoob.

jim jack wrote:

I guess I'm wondering what it is that's gonna be that last straw that pushes you into the sniper shooting at a poor gas attendant, putting holes in oil cans...

rowdyhatinwalt wrote:

jim jack wrote:

I guess I'm wondering what it is that's gonna be that last straw that pushes you into the sniper shooting at a poor gas attendant, putting holes in oil cans...

*sends hoob a homemade white pages, with only R H Walt listed a thousand times*

Author:	jim jack [ Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:16 pm ]
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Author:	jim jack [ Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:10 pm ]
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From the Misc. Romance section, men for men: Subject: Traditional Dating Anyone? Come on guys, I know there has to be someone out there that is looking for something a little more meaningful than mindless sex. I am looking to meet a nice, attractive guy to date and go from there. I am 26 5'11 130lbs black guy, let me know if your interested. Thanks Hoob's comment: Traditional Dating? You are 5'11 and weigh 130? You sound like you already have the AID. Here's another one from the fag section: hi, looking for a hot hung guy to be serious with, if u lie and hoar around move along.. no time for that, just looking for someone cute and hung 8+ and clean , so yeh Hoob's comment: This guy has a big asshole. From men for women is this one: Do you have trouble setting and meeting your goals? Do you have a problem being on time? Do you lack the discipline that you need to accept and follow through with your responsibilities? The answer for you is a firm hand!! We would communicate regularly, and you would tell me things that you need help with. When you don't achieve your plan, you will submit to me for a spanking. You will bend over my knee and receive your punishment for not being responsible. Let your discipline be a reminder of the consequences for your actions... Hoob's comment: World. Hell. Handbasket. Hoob.

Author:	Sweet Greggo [ Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:07 am ]
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I thought they pulled the personals after someone used it to track someone down and kill em.

Author:	jim jack [ Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:28 pm ]
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They are now even more full of fakes than ever. If it's a woman, aged 21 with no picture, it's a spam bot trying to get you to some site. 100 percent of the time. Some of the ads will say, Dallas or something like it, but then say they are a student at UMASS, go Patriots. Many of them have bits of random html code that got into the text of the ad.

Author:	jim jack [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:41 am ]
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The latest sure sign of spam is one that reads something like, Im studying art at SMU (go Mustangs!!) Uh-huh. The very next ad ends with this gem: Only msg me if you have a picture and want to get laid!!!!&quot; Im studying philosophy at SMU (go Mustangs!!) Two more ads down: You must be discreet and DDF. XOXOXOXO Im studying music at southern methodist (go mustangs!!) Two more down from there: if I enjoy what I see/read, maybe if youre real lucky not only will I write you back but send you some pics of my pussy and me playing with it. If all goes well, Im free Mon and Tues afternoon to play a little. Im studying theatre at SMU (go Mustangs!!) Them Methodists sure are horny.

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Author:	jim jack [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:48 am ]
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I'm gonna leave my wife for this hunny: okay so here is the deal.i'm looking for sumone that might wanna accompany me to the Kid Rock Skynard show next wednesday in Dallas at Super pages in fair park. I am 30/wf/auburn hair and green eyes,dimples and great smile.and i am a full figured female. Not ugly ,jsut xtra cushion. Hoob.

Author:	fruitdog [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:12 am ]
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I bet she has great back skin for my suit.

Author:	Cledus [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:13 am ]
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jim jack wrote: I'm gonna leave my wife for this hunny: okay so here is the deal.i'm looking for sumone that might wanna accompany me to the Kid Rock Skynard show next wednesday in Dallas at Super pages in fair park. I am 30/wf/auburn hair and green eyes,dimples and great smile.and i am a full figured female. Not ugly ,jsut xtra cushion. Hoob. oops, sorry this is what I meant to post on there: okay so here is the deal.i'm looking for sumone that might wanna accompany me to the Kid Rock Skynard show next wednesday in Dallas at Super pages in fair park. I am 30/wf/auburn hair(wig) and green eyes(contacts),dimples(sharpie) and great smile(goatee). and i am a full figured (man) dressed as a female. Not ugly ,jsut xtra cushion.

Author:	or somesuch [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:06 am ]
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Meet you at 7?

Author:	Cledus [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:46 pm ]
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IN!

Author:	Sweet Greggo [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:43 pm ]
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save me the leftovers!!!

Author:	jim jack [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:59 pm ]
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This is from a sistuh in women looking for men: BBW looking 4 fun. Breasts 52DDD, size 28w - please respond w pic or no response.

Author:	JayInGrapevine [ Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:05 pm ]
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Casual Encounters is where the gold at: Quote: "Hey guys! I guess I will get right into it for you. I came here to meet guys that would really just give me sex and leave it at that. I am not into a serious relationship, I want to enjoy life, sex, and going out for a while before I worry about anything else. I have plenty of fantasies I need to fullfill. Write me soon..."

Author:	jim jack [ Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:29 pm ]
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I see that little Miss Robert Newhouse is posting: I AM 5'4 180lbs ALL IN THE RIGHT PLACE.

Author:	jim jack [ Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:53 pm ]
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Oh, my. Check out these females: Wanting to try some bondage already know i love to be hand cuffed spanked and blindfolded. Hoob's comment: Handcuffed? That's stupid. The only way I'm going to handcuff a woman is to protect myself. How about this one: SEXY college girly girl seeking older wealthy man to meet TONITE for fun! I'm very classy so you better be too! I have big boobies and a bigger heart, down to earth, great smile, and gorgeous eyes i luv sex! what more could a man want? Hoob's comment: She's fatter than hell. I wish we could post comments on Craigslist. I'd definitely comment on this one: I'm looking for someone who can sweep me off my feet, who likes to snuggle by a fire but also likes outdoor sports, travel, and adventure. Hoob's comment: Snuggle by a fire? Bitch, it's 90 degrees at 11:51 PM. You ain't snuggling by no fire, you stupid fat lyin' whore. Hoob.

Author:	Sweet Greggo [ Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:06 am ]
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jim jack wrote: I wish we could post comments on Craigslist. I'd definitely comment on this one: I'm looking for someone who can sweep me off my feet, who likes to snuggle by a fire but also likes outdoor sports, travel, and adventure. Hoob's comment: Snuggle by a fire? Bitch, it's 90 degrees at 11:51 PM. You ain't snuggling by no fire, you stupid fat lyin' whore. Hoob. Translation: "I'm looking for some rich dude to take me to 5 star restaurants, owns his own house and can afford to take me to Cowboys games, skiing in Colorado and 3 month trips to Europe. Basically, fucker better be loaded and willing for me to spend his cash, no questions asked."

Author:	jim jack [ Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:54 pm ]
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Sweet Greggo wrote: jim jack wrote: I wish we could post comments on Craigslist. I'd definitely comment on this one: I'm looking for someone who can sweep me off my feet, who likes to snuggle by a fire but also likes outdoor sports, travel, and adventure. Hoob's comment: Snuggle by a fire? Bitch, it's 90 degrees at 11:51 PM. You ain't snuggling by no fire, you stupid fat lyin' whore. Hoob. Translation: "I'm looking for some rich dude to take me to 5 star restaurants, owns his own house and can afford to take me to Cowboys games, skiing in Colorado and 3 month trips to Europe. Basically, fucker better be loaded and willing for me to spend his cash, no questions asked." Cristal Taylor?

Author:	rowdyhatinwalt [ Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:45 pm ]
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Sahel Kazemi?

Author:	jim jack [ Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:23 pm ]
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rowdyhatinwalt wrote: Sahel Kazemi? POW!

Author:	jim jack [ Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:06 pm ]
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Would anyone like to get a headache? Read this and you'll get one: yr old Black MARRIED IM ft POUNDS LOOKING to MEET AND HANG with a guy for an ONGOING DISCREET RELATIONSHIP - IM A BIG WOMAN so I NEED A TALL GUY WITH SOME MEAT ON HIS BONES I DONT WANNA FEEL LIKE IM HAVING SEX WITH A LITTLE BOY . PLEASE YOU must be DRUG AND DISEASE FREE have a PERSONALITY someone I CAN be FRIENDS with and also have HOT n HEAVY "FUN" with -). I consider myself to be a nice person I have NO DRAMA in my LIFE just LOOKING TO FULFILL A NEED TO BE SATISFIED. I DONT DO ANAL SO DONT ASK IM LOOKING FOR A GUY THAT LIKES TO DO ORAL BECAUSE I WILL DO IT TO YOU IF YOU WANNA GET TO KNOW MORE JUST SEND ME A MESSAGE AND A PICTURE OF YOURSELF.... NO PIC NO REPLY THANK YOU P.S MUST BE ABLE TO HOST I FOR OBVIOUS REASONS CANT HOST AND ALSO I DONT SMOKE SO IM LOOKINF FOR A NONSMOKER I DONT LIKE THE TASTE OF CIGARETTES THANKS AGAIN P.P.S I WANA HAVE SEX RAW BUT YOU MUST BE DISEASE FREE IM CLEAN AND I HAVE PROOF THAT I AM IF YOUR UP FOR IT YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME 211 words, 4 sentences. They don't teach sentence structure in Souf Dallas.

Author:	rowdyhatinwalt [ Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:18 pm ]
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jim jack wrote: Would anyone like to get a headache? Read this and you'll get one: yr old Black MARRIED IM ft POUNDS LOOKING to MEET AND HANG with a guy for an ONGOING DISCREET RELATIONSHIP - IM A BIG WOMAN so I NEED A TALL GUY WITH SOME MEAT ON HIS BONES I DONT WANNA FEEL LIKE IM HAVING SEX WITH A LITTLE BOY . PLEASE YOU must be DRUG AND DISEASE FREE have a PERSONALITY someone I CAN be FRIENDS with and also have HOT n HEAVY "FUN" with -). I consider myself to be a nice person I have NO DRAMA in my LIFE just LOOKING TO FULFILL A NEED TO BE SATISFIED. I DONT DO ANAL SO DONT ASK IM LOOKING FOR A GUY THAT LIKES TO DO ORAL BECAUSE I WILL DO IT TO YOU IF YOU WANNA GET TO KNOW MORE JUST SEND ME A MESSAGE AND A PICTURE OF YOURSELF.... NO PIC NO REPLY THANK YOU P.S MUST BE ABLE TO HOST I FOR OBVIOUS REASONS CANT HOST AND ALSO I DONT SMOKE SO IM LOOKINF FOR A NONSMOKER I DONT LIKE THE TASTE OF CIGARETTES THANKS AGAIN P.P.S I WANA HAVE SEX RAW BUT YOU MUST BE DISEASE FREE IM CLEAN AND I HAVE PROOF THAT I AM IF YOUR UP FOR IT YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME 211 words, 4 sentences. They don't teach sentence structure in Souf Dallas. you emailed offering a quid pro quo to teach her English, didn't you?

Author:	jim jack [ Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:07 pm ]
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Author:	Sweet Greggo [ Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:10 pm ]
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I'm putting everything I have in Gold Medal Flour first thing in the morning.

Author:	jim jack [ Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:13 pm ]
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Sweet Greggo wrote: I'm putting everything I have in Gold Medal Flour first thing in the morning. You are golden, sir.

Author:	rowdyhatinwalt [ Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:14 pm ]
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and the two of them would look like a lowercase i and capitalized O next to each other.

Author:	jim jack [ Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:19 pm ]
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I've gotta hit the sack. But I'll be smiling and thinking about Gold Medal Flour.

Author:	Sweet Greggo [ Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:20 pm ]
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Author:	jim jack [ Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:14 pm ]
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This post in the musicians section has pissed off a lot of people because they want a band to learn some songs for free by the weekend and do it all for free. As it turns out, it was just some joker who was trolling. Man, musicians get their panties in a wad really easily. Looking for a house band to perform at a event this weekend, we already have singers performing, you would just be backing them up during their performances, so you would have to be able to learn a few songs in a few days, the gig is not paid, but you will be given a lot of publicity and we'll continue to keep you in mind for future events on a higher status. we'll be auditioning bands this Thursday, and the best band that can learn the songs, and has some their own material to play throughout the night, will be our house band on Saturday night. contact us now @ dhsquad@yahoo.com put "HOUSE BAND" in the subject title.

Author:	rowdyhatinwalt [ Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:15 pm ]
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jim jack wrote: This post in the musicians section has pissed off a lot of people because they want a band to learn some songs for free by the weekend and do it all for free. As it turns out, it was just some joker who was trolling. Man, musicians get their panties in a wad really easily. Looking for a house band to perform at a event this weekend, we already have singers performing, you would just be backing them up during their performances, so you would have to be able to learn a few songs in a few days, the gig is not paid, but you will be given a lot of publicity and we'll continue to keep you in mind for future events on a higher status. we'll be auditioning bands this Thursday, and the best band that can learn the songs, and has some their own material to play throughout the night, will be our house band on Saturday night. contact us now @ dhsquad@yahoo.com put "HOUSE BAND" in the subject title. so, how'd you figure out it was a scam? After you sent the email saying "Fuck off"?

Author:	TerdFerguson [ Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:27 am ]
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jim jack wrote: Would anyone like to get a headache? Read this and you'll get one: yr old Black MARRIED IM ft POUNDS LOOKING to MEET AND HANG with a guy for an ONGOING DISCREET RELATIONSHIP - IM A BIG WOMAN so I NEED A TALL GUY WITH SOME MEAT ON HIS BONES I DONT WANNA FEEL LIKE IM HAVING SEX WITH A LITTLE BOY . PLEASE YOU must be DRUG AND DISEASE FREE have a PERSONALITY someone I CAN be FRIENDS with and also have HOT n HEAVY "FUN" with -). I consider myself to be a nice person I have NO DRAMA in my LIFE just LOOKING TO FULFILL A NEED TO BE SATISFIED. I DONT DO ANAL SO DONT ASK IM LOOKING FOR A GUY THAT LIKES TO DO ORAL BECAUSE I WILL DO IT TO YOU IF YOU WANNA GET TO KNOW MORE JUST SEND ME A MESSAGE AND A PICTURE OF YOURSELF.... NO PIC NO REPLY THANK YOU P.S MUST BE ABLE TO HOST I FOR OBVIOUS REASONS CANT HOST AND ALSO I DONT SMOKE SO IM LOOKINF FOR A NONSMOKER I DONT LIKE THE TASTE OF CIGARETTES THANKS AGAIN P.P.S I WANA HAVE SEX RAW BUT YOU MUST BE DISEASE FREE IM CLEAN AND I HAVE PROOF THAT I AM IF YOUR UP FOR IT YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME 211 words, 4 sentences. They don't teach sentence structure in Souf Dallas. Mrs. da Tough Jeans?

Author:	jim jack [ Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:49 am ]
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rowdyhatinwalt wrote: jim jack wrote: This post in the musicians section has pissed off a lot of people because they want a band to learn some songs for free by the weekend and do it all for free. As it turns out, it was just some joker who was trolling. Man, musicians get their panties in a wad really easily. Looking for a house band to perform at a event this weekend, we already have singers performing, you would just be backing them up during their performances, so you would have to be able to learn a few songs in a few days, the gig is not paid, but you will be given a lot of publicity and we'll continue to keep you in mind for future events on a higher status. we'll be auditioning bands this Thursday, and the best band that can learn the songs, and has some their own material to play throughout the night, will be our house band on Saturday night. contact us now @ dhsquad@yahoo.com put "HOUSE BAND" in the subject title. so, how'd you figure out it was a scam? After you sent the email saying "Fuck off"?

Author:	jim jack [ Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:01 pm ]
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Here's one from Nigeria: Hello, I am a little bit shy. I am very smart and helpful. I have bright and charming eyes and good body shape. The man love sports will be good for me then we can do "sports" together. Send me an Email then we can start. Hoob.

Author:	rowdyhatinwalt [ Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:02 pm ]
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jim jack wrote: Here's one from Nigeria: Hello, I am a little bit shy. I am very smart and helpful. I have bright and charming eyes and good body shape. The man love sports will be good for me then we can do "sports" together. Send me an Email then we can start. Hoob. odds on "Hoob" actually being in that = Very high.

Author:	jim jack [ Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:04 pm ]
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Some ticket shtick in this one: SBF with southern build (pow pow and pow lol!) and personality/ smile to match. I look nice coming and going lol. you would be proud to hv chocolate on your arm. Hoob.