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 Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2017
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We'll accept it if it gives you peace of mind.


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I can't believe he made a food reference that didn't involve a form of smokin.


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Did that take you by surprise and make you realize a man does not always act as you would expect?

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 Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2017
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I can't believe he made a food reference that didn't involve a form of smokin.


And maybe throw a Bru in there.


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 Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2017
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Don Rickles dead at 90.

You didn't have him, ya hockey puck.


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J. Geils, 71

The Geils Band was one of the best American bands of the 70s. Go listen to some albums if you don't believe me, especially the live ones. J Geils was not the lead singer. He was the guitarist who hung around in the background.


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 Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2017
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The Geils Band was one of the best American bands of the 70s. Go listen to some albums if you don't believe me, especially the live ones. J Geils was not the lead singer. He was the guitarist who hung around in the background.


Was he the one that sang "Looove stiiiinks"

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 Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2017
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sung of a gun. I always thought peter wolf was J giles for all these years.

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Charlie Murphy, 57

Noted comedian on his own, but I'll always know him as Eddie's little brother.


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Aaron Hernandez, 27.


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Aaron Hernandez, 27.


He finally did something positive that contributed to society.

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I've given this some thought and don't get how a bedsheet hanging from a window is possible. Seems like he'd be taller than the distance from the window to the floor.


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The term "hanging" is used pretty loosely and usually assumed to be something along the lines of what Brooks did in Shawshank. In reality, it's not as dramatic. He probably sat down on the floor to tighten the sheet around his neck and basically suffocated himself.

And, goddammit, I had him on my list last year and probably would have this year if I had participated.

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You'd be in the lead right now if you did. Dumbass.


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I'm lazy and clearly not very smart. I rose to my high authority as a monkey shit shoveler purely on charm and good looks.

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 Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2017
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I enjoyed the Aaron Hernandez joke series.


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This just in hoob: according to the Daily Mail, a reputable news source, Hernandez left 3 suicide notes. One was to his fiancé, another was to his daughter, and the third was to his homo prison lover. I've given this some thought and can you imagine if a big, mean fella like Hernandez turned that quickly in jail how quick a dude like cap would turn to suckin and fuckin cock to survive life in the clink?


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Hell, some of us do it to survive life on the outside.


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Will Cap be wearing a 34 jersey while this happens?


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 Post subject: Re: Dead Pool 2017
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Seeing reports that Erin Moran has left us at age 56. If true, that's 44 points for me. Thanks, Joanie.


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I got confirmation on that.

[mandatory snark]I guess Joanie hates breathing.[/ms]

Congrats, Hoob. You're in 2nd place.

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Seeing reports that Erin Moran has left us at age 56. If true, that's 44 points for me. Thanks, Joanie.


"Short Cake" comes through... AAAAA!

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Steve Palermo - age 67
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Ian Brady dead at 79. The world is a better place without him.


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48 unclaimed points for Chris Cornell.

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This is shocking. Savage Garden was incredible. Truly, Madly, Deeply makes me sad.


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48 unclaimed points for Chris Cornell.


I wonder how NFIMB is handling this today.


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I wonder how NFIMB is handling this today.

It's not a very euphoric morning for him.


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48 unclaimed points for Chris Cornell.


I wonder how NFIMB is handling this today.

It's not a very euphoric morning for him.


Wait'll he hears it was possible suicide. Sounds like ole Chris fell on black days.


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48 unclaimed points for Chris Cornell.


I wonder how NFIMB is handling this today.

It's not a very euphoric morning for him.


Wait'll he hears it was possible suicide. Sounds like ole Chris fell on black days.

Current word says he was found with a pretty noose around his neck.


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48 unclaimed points for Chris Cornell.


I wonder how NFIMB is handling this today.

It's not a very euphoric morning for him.


Wait'll he hears it was possible suicide. Sounds like ole Chris fell on black days.

Current word says he was found with a pretty noose around his neck.


You think he's so distraught that he's ready to blow up the outside world?

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bigboy wrote:
Tit Whistle wrote:
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48 unclaimed points for Chris Cornell.


I wonder how NFIMB is handling this today.

It's not a very euphoric morning for him.


Wait'll he hears it was possible suicide. Sounds like ole Chris fell on black days.

Current word says he was found with a pretty noose around his neck.


You think he's so distraught that he's ready to blow up the outside world?

This may forever remain superunknown.


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Tit Whistle wrote:
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48 unclaimed points for Chris Cornell.


I wonder how NFIMB is handling this today.

It's not a very euphoric morning for him.


Wait'll he hears it was possible suicide. Sounds like ole Chris fell on black days.

Current word says he was found with a pretty noose around his neck.


You think he's so distraught that he's ready to blow up the outside world?

This may forever remain superunknown.


I guess he got a visit from the spoonman.

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Reliving this today in his honor

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Do you have satellite radio? I do :bigtime:. Not surprisingly, they are Chris Cornell tributing like a mug over on Lithium. Do you know what is a delightful respite from life's everyday beat down? Try channel 68 "spa" and find yourself transported to your very own Calgon take me away place. I dare you to stay awake driving when the hypnotic sounds of this cosmic music play while paired with cold AC and hot glaring sun in your face.


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Gregg Allman. I guess now he is an angel.

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Was at a music festival the day he died and suddenly every band added an Allman Brothers song to their set...


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did they all play the one hit he had?

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